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I am petty AF. I *will* be the one to tell MAGA, when their new reality sets in, you bought the ticket and now you get the ride. Oh, I'm a mom, business owner and an all around bitch. I ain't quiet and no one is ever going to say, "she was full of grace".
You can disagree with me but, whenever this can happen, The Barack Obama Ballroom does flow nicely off the tongue.
November 26, 2025 at 12:44 PM
You can disagree with me but, whenever this can happen, The Barack Obama Ballroom does flow nicely off the tongue.
I'm old enough to remember a time that if a gentleman heard a man say this to a woman, they'd have kicked his ass-regardless of who it was.
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I'm old enough to remember a time that if a gentleman heard a man say this to a woman, they'd have kicked his ass-regardless of who it was.
Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, "Big Beautiful Bill" means something completely different.
November 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Maybe, and I'm just spitballing here, "Big Beautiful Bill" means something completely different.
You know what's stupid? He, or any man, thinking women give a f*ck what they think.
Kid Rock: Do you know what is stupid… these chicks running around on campuses with blue hair, five nose rings.
October 11, 2025 at 12:47 PM
You know what's stupid? He, or any man, thinking women give a f*ck what they think.
Hate has a price and I have no problem watching them pay it. They had to get bailed out TWICE the last time, so they knew the impact of his tariffs. Therefore, they voted for the racism. The misogyny. The xenophobia. And now they want us to employ and display the very empathy they mocked us for?
October 3, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Hate has a price and I have no problem watching them pay it. They had to get bailed out TWICE the last time, so they knew the impact of his tariffs. Therefore, they voted for the racism. The misogyny. The xenophobia. And now they want us to employ and display the very empathy they mocked us for?
With a straight face and not an ounce of irony, this was said as the "commander and chief" looked on. The one who surrendered at The Battle of the Escalator last week.
people.com/secretary-
of-war-pete-hegseth-shames-fat-troops-and-generals-11821441
people.com/secretary-
of-war-pete-hegseth-shames-fat-troops-and-generals-11821441
people.com
October 1, 2025 at 9:32 AM
With a straight face and not an ounce of irony, this was said as the "commander and chief" looked on. The one who surrendered at The Battle of the Escalator last week.
people.com/secretary-
of-war-pete-hegseth-shames-fat-troops-and-generals-11821441
people.com/secretary-
of-war-pete-hegseth-shames-fat-troops-and-generals-11821441
Forgive me for not taking medical advice from a dude who planned to eat roadkill and swims in shit. That's a hard no for me.
September 23, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Forgive me for not taking medical advice from a dude who planned to eat roadkill and swims in shit. That's a hard no for me.
I don't remember the exact verse but it's in the Book of Revalations that when Marjorie T Green, Bernie Sanders and Tucker Carlson all agree, it's the sign of the apocalypse and we've reached end times.
June 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
I don't remember the exact verse but it's in the Book of Revalations that when Marjorie T Green, Bernie Sanders and Tucker Carlson all agree, it's the sign of the apocalypse and we've reached end times.
Yall realize we could have had a President with an undergrad in Economics and a Law Degree. Now, we're putting tariffs on penguins.
April 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Yall realize we could have had a President with an undergrad in Economics and a Law Degree. Now, we're putting tariffs on penguins.
DUI hire!
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
DUI hire!
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
www.theatlantic.com/politics/arc...
If you are unfamiliar with the Enabling Act of 1933, I suggest you become familiar with it real quick.
March 20, 2025 at 1:30 PM
If you are unfamiliar with the Enabling Act of 1933, I suggest you become familiar with it real quick.
I'm just pointing this out, look what they're doing to the 1st Amendment. The 5th Amendment. The 24th Amendment. The 14th Amendment. All in 45 days. What the f*ck makes you think the 2nd Amendment is safe? I ain't been wrong yet so you might want to ponder this.
March 16, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I'm just pointing this out, look what they're doing to the 1st Amendment. The 5th Amendment. The 24th Amendment. The 14th Amendment. All in 45 days. What the f*ck makes you think the 2nd Amendment is safe? I ain't been wrong yet so you might want to ponder this.
The do your own research crowd of 2020/21 eating horse dewormer and bleach with a light up their ass then posting like they were running a Stage 3 clinical trial in their kitchen, don't know the difference between transgenic and transgender? Color me shocked.
March 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
The do your own research crowd of 2020/21 eating horse dewormer and bleach with a light up their ass then posting like they were running a Stage 3 clinical trial in their kitchen, don't know the difference between transgenic and transgender? Color me shocked.
Anyone else felt this was appropriate last night?
March 5, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Anyone else felt this was appropriate last night?
I am grateful that we have clarified through Executive Order that English is the official language. Now, perhaps we can fund the Department of Education and allow them more freedom to focus on teaching individuals to read and write it properly.
March 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
I am grateful that we have clarified through Executive Order that English is the official language. Now, perhaps we can fund the Department of Education and allow them more freedom to focus on teaching individuals to read and write it properly.
It feels like a good time to remind folks that the last time these tariffs were put on, we had to bail out the farmers to the tune of $32 billion.
March 3, 2025 at 9:50 PM
It feels like a good time to remind folks that the last time these tariffs were put on, we had to bail out the farmers to the tune of $32 billion.
As a Gen Xer, I didn't think I could be more horrified and ashamed-and I lived through people thinking Vanilla Ice was cool. But, here we are.
February 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
As a Gen Xer, I didn't think I could be more horrified and ashamed-and I lived through people thinking Vanilla Ice was cool. But, here we are.
President Z has balls of steel. Our 2 yahoos have a 1/2 a testicle they share.
February 28, 2025 at 8:27 PM
President Z has balls of steel. Our 2 yahoos have a 1/2 a testicle they share.
How long until they figure out that when Mamaw Maga gets booted from the assisted living, they're gonna have to quit their job to look after her.
February 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
How long until they figure out that when Mamaw Maga gets booted from the assisted living, they're gonna have to quit their job to look after her.
it would be a real shame if thousands of people emailed a list of all the things they did this week and rendered the micromanager-in-chief’s email address unusable. a. real. shame.
HR@opm.gov use it as you will…
HR@opm.gov use it as you will…
February 23, 2025 at 3:34 PM
it would be a real shame if thousands of people emailed a list of all the things they did this week and rendered the micromanager-in-chief’s email address unusable. a. real. shame.
HR@opm.gov use it as you will…
HR@opm.gov use it as you will…
Did I miss where there's been a WH briefing or Congressional press conference that all these layoffs, closures or the basic murder of our democracy translates into tax cuts for any of us? I think the singular biggest illusion magas have is that all of this is going to save them any kind of money.
February 16, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Did I miss where there's been a WH briefing or Congressional press conference that all these layoffs, closures or the basic murder of our democracy translates into tax cuts for any of us? I think the singular biggest illusion magas have is that all of this is going to save them any kind of money.
I cannot tell you how glad I am that, having lived through the the East Coast vs West Coast war in the 90s, the plastic vs paper straw war has ended. I've lost a lot of sleep over that so, kudos, for getting that resolved.
February 10, 2025 at 4:18 PM
I cannot tell you how glad I am that, having lived through the the East Coast vs West Coast war in the 90s, the plastic vs paper straw war has ended. I've lost a lot of sleep over that so, kudos, for getting that resolved.
I ask the regretful voters if it was the smart. The black. Or, the woman that bothered them the most.
What makes me sad is that most people really don't know how many fantastic things Harris proposed that actually had real solutions for real problems, but the media never reported it.
It wasn't "poor messaging." She was messaging it several times a day every fucking day. The media ignore it.
It wasn't "poor messaging." She was messaging it several times a day every fucking day. The media ignore it.
February 6, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I ask the regretful voters if it was the smart. The black. Or, the woman that bothered them the most.