Comedian Meg MacKay
@megmackay.bsky.social
Living tissue over metal endoskeleton. Sometimes they let me write on television. Listen to my stand up album Clown Baby on Howl and Roar Records
https://howlroarrecords.bandcamp.com/album/clown-baby
https://howlroarrecords.bandcamp.com/album/clown-baby
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Me after watching 1999's The Mummy
December 7, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Me after watching 1999's The Mummy
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50 years from now. Me and another guy are in an underground bunker:
"Want a bite of my burger?"
"Where'd you get that!?"
"Dunno? Some box"
"Want a bite of my burger?"
"Where'd you get that!?"
"Dunno? Some box"
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
50 years from now. Me and another guy are in an underground bunker:
"Want a bite of my burger?"
"Where'd you get that!?"
"Dunno? Some box"
"Want a bite of my burger?"
"Where'd you get that!?"
"Dunno? Some box"
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*me in a retail store*
They shouldn't have Christmas music and gifts this early. Leave November alone.
*me in a restaurant*
I might as well get seconds and a desert. It's basically Christmas.
They shouldn't have Christmas music and gifts this early. Leave November alone.
*me in a restaurant*
I might as well get seconds and a desert. It's basically Christmas.
November 21, 2025 at 10:45 PM
*me in a retail store*
They shouldn't have Christmas music and gifts this early. Leave November alone.
*me in a restaurant*
I might as well get seconds and a desert. It's basically Christmas.
They shouldn't have Christmas music and gifts this early. Leave November alone.
*me in a restaurant*
I might as well get seconds and a desert. It's basically Christmas.
I have finished Expedition 33 and I am dehydrated from crying. Does anyone have a suggestion of a nice game I can play next?
November 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
I have finished Expedition 33 and I am dehydrated from crying. Does anyone have a suggestion of a nice game I can play next?
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The minister of Lnu Affairs who is a Conservative, actively supports Bill 127. Basically the scalping 2.0 bill that makes Mi’kmaw people protecting illegal. She only gained status 2 years ago. She’s a pretendian. This is her own words. Sounds familiar eh, very rule of law white talk.
October 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
The minister of Lnu Affairs who is a Conservative, actively supports Bill 127. Basically the scalping 2.0 bill that makes Mi’kmaw people protecting illegal. She only gained status 2 years ago. She’s a pretendian. This is her own words. Sounds familiar eh, very rule of law white talk.
I was a barista for many years in various towns across Canada and could always spot the ravenous eyes of a person about to drop the "just regular coffee" line on me.
my brother in christ this is rural new brunswick you're lucky if we have skim milk
my brother in christ this is rural new brunswick you're lucky if we have skim milk
I seriously don’t think anything like this has ever happened even once anywhere in the world
October 4, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I was a barista for many years in various towns across Canada and could always spot the ravenous eyes of a person about to drop the "just regular coffee" line on me.
my brother in christ this is rural new brunswick you're lucky if we have skim milk
my brother in christ this is rural new brunswick you're lucky if we have skim milk
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Nova Scotia just made protesting the land a criminal offence. $50000 fine and 6 months in jail.
Tim Houston is anti Mi’kmaw and has broken treaty.
He needs to be banned from Mi’kma’ki.
Tim Houston is anti Mi’kmaw and has broken treaty.
He needs to be banned from Mi’kma’ki.
October 3, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Nova Scotia just made protesting the land a criminal offence. $50000 fine and 6 months in jail.
Tim Houston is anti Mi’kmaw and has broken treaty.
He needs to be banned from Mi’kma’ki.
Tim Houston is anti Mi’kmaw and has broken treaty.
He needs to be banned from Mi’kma’ki.
Ticket prices for Queens of the Stoneage this weekend seem reasonable
October 2, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Ticket prices for Queens of the Stoneage this weekend seem reasonable
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Players largely have a good nose for bullshit, which is why they have been so vocal in their wholesale rejection of AI. It's bullshit top to bottom and they can smell it a mile away.
There are more great games releasing than ever before. Players have the power to walk away and they will.
There are more great games releasing than ever before. Players have the power to walk away and they will.
September 30, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Players largely have a good nose for bullshit, which is why they have been so vocal in their wholesale rejection of AI. It's bullshit top to bottom and they can smell it a mile away.
There are more great games releasing than ever before. Players have the power to walk away and they will.
There are more great games releasing than ever before. Players have the power to walk away and they will.
Now Playing: Hades 2
a man in a white shirt is playing a guitar in front of a yellow wall
Alt: Tim Robinson in a white shirt is playing a guitar in front of a yellow wall « the bones are their money » from I Think You Should Leave on Netf’ix
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Now Playing: Hades 2
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Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter."
whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around
whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around
November 22, 2024 at 10:46 PM
Gonna write a Charles Bukowski poem. I call it "los angeles winter."
whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around
whiskey, good
women bad
but maybe
it's the other way
around
Raccoon playing in roof rain
September 24, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Raccoon playing in roof rain
i woke up this morning and thought the rapture was real because i couldn't find my dog
September 23, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i woke up this morning and thought the rapture was real because i couldn't find my dog
"grogu" is too gross a name for something that cute. "grogu" should be the name of an app that tells you when to put your bins out.
September 23, 2025 at 1:12 PM
"grogu" is too gross a name for something that cute. "grogu" should be the name of an app that tells you when to put your bins out.
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It’s like no one at Disney even watched Andor
September 18, 2025 at 11:37 AM
It’s like no one at Disney even watched Andor
Shocked and dismayed to find out that this is the Edmonton Oilers mascot and not, as I assumed, an oil soaked skeleton named Oily the Oiler
February 1, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Shocked and dismayed to find out that this is the Edmonton Oilers mascot and not, as I assumed, an oil soaked skeleton named Oily the Oiler
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Yo f*ck all this “reality” sh*t
January 31, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Yo f*ck all this “reality” sh*t
When I die, don’t post a picture of me when I was young and hot. Post a picture of me old, wrinkly, flubby, the body that fought death as long as it could.
Every gray hair sprouts in defiance of time’s arrow. You will gaze upon my decay.
Every gray hair sprouts in defiance of time’s arrow. You will gaze upon my decay.
January 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
When I die, don’t post a picture of me when I was young and hot. Post a picture of me old, wrinkly, flubby, the body that fought death as long as it could.
Every gray hair sprouts in defiance of time’s arrow. You will gaze upon my decay.
Every gray hair sprouts in defiance of time’s arrow. You will gaze upon my decay.
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Narrative is a glass cannon. It can be powerful and yield huge results, but it's fragile. The more hits it takes, the harder it is for it to be effective.
When I play a game that I don't think has very strong writing, I don't think "these writers are bad", I wonder what they were up against.
When I play a game that I don't think has very strong writing, I don't think "these writers are bad", I wonder what they were up against.
January 26, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Narrative is a glass cannon. It can be powerful and yield huge results, but it's fragile. The more hits it takes, the harder it is for it to be effective.
When I play a game that I don't think has very strong writing, I don't think "these writers are bad", I wonder what they were up against.
When I play a game that I don't think has very strong writing, I don't think "these writers are bad", I wonder what they were up against.
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Want to do something about Trump’s anti-immigrant executive orders?
Download a community defense playbook at defendandrecruit.org, sign up for a training, and check out this op-ed in Teen Vogue today.
Download a community defense playbook at defendandrecruit.org, sign up for a training, and check out this op-ed in Teen Vogue today.
January 22, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Want to do something about Trump’s anti-immigrant executive orders?
Download a community defense playbook at defendandrecruit.org, sign up for a training, and check out this op-ed in Teen Vogue today.
Download a community defense playbook at defendandrecruit.org, sign up for a training, and check out this op-ed in Teen Vogue today.
Pretty sure my dog thinks my name is “Where is My Phone” because I walk around saying that all day like a pokemon
January 28, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Pretty sure my dog thinks my name is “Where is My Phone” because I walk around saying that all day like a pokemon
I cant believe I used to have roommates
Im literally a crazy person how did they survive
Im literally a crazy person how did they survive
January 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
I cant believe I used to have roommates
Im literally a crazy person how did they survive
Im literally a crazy person how did they survive
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This is so goddamn funny
January 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
This is so goddamn funny
The fact that System of a Down is playing 10 mins from my house but tickets cost $800 is a symbol of a capitalist society on the verge of collapse.
In this essay I will…
In this essay I will…
January 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
The fact that System of a Down is playing 10 mins from my house but tickets cost $800 is a symbol of a capitalist society on the verge of collapse.
In this essay I will…
In this essay I will…