@megfair.bsky.social
Chocolate covered bugs? No thanks, my chocolate already has an acceptable amount of bugs.
December 18, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Chocolate covered bugs? No thanks, my chocolate already has an acceptable amount of bugs.
Bout to get a “trust two people” tattoo. Much more accurate than “trust no one”. Dumb asses.
December 15, 2024 at 9:46 AM
Bout to get a “trust two people” tattoo. Much more accurate than “trust no one”. Dumb asses.
Just got a color changing foundation in the mail. I can only imagine that drunk me TikTok shopped that shit. But it's magic. So hell yeah drunk me. Keep doing you girl 🫶.
December 12, 2024 at 10:11 PM
Just got a color changing foundation in the mail. I can only imagine that drunk me TikTok shopped that shit. But it's magic. So hell yeah drunk me. Keep doing you girl 🫶.
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HER: because you're so juvenile this relationship is over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
December 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
HER: because you're so juvenile this relationship is over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
ME: [through walkie talkie] this relationship is what, over
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Shameful. Predatory. Greed.
December 11, 2024 at 4:50 AM
Shameful. Predatory. Greed.
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Therapist: Make yourself comfortable.
Me: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.
Me: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.
November 17, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Therapist: Make yourself comfortable.
Me: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.
Me: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.
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On the bright side, when society collapses we won't have to worry about credit scores anymore
December 10, 2024 at 12:43 AM
On the bright side, when society collapses we won't have to worry about credit scores anymore
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I saw you liked two of my posts.
I'm moving in.
I'm moving in.
December 11, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I saw you liked two of my posts.
I'm moving in.
I'm moving in.
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*watching porn*
I don’t think that’s his real stepdad
I don’t think that’s his real stepdad
December 8, 2024 at 3:28 PM
*watching porn*
I don’t think that’s his real stepdad
I don’t think that’s his real stepdad
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If Canada geese could talk it would be strictly swearing and bumming smokes
December 11, 2024 at 1:26 PM
If Canada geese could talk it would be strictly swearing and bumming smokes
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Laura Ingraham: "The left has a history of fawning over killers."
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
December 11, 2024 at 12:50 AM
Laura Ingraham: "The left has a history of fawning over killers."
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
Oh, honey . . . the "left" didn't introduce double-killer Kyle Rittenhouse with fireworks, fanfare, and rapturous applause. That was you guys.
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I don’t think anyone is ignoring world events. I think many people have simply decided they aren’t going to learn about them by watching the same channels that blew smoke up their ass for the last four years.
December 11, 2024 at 1:51 AM
I don’t think anyone is ignoring world events. I think many people have simply decided they aren’t going to learn about them by watching the same channels that blew smoke up their ass for the last four years.
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sorry I haven’t been online lately I’ve been struggling to even up my nipples in my sports bra
December 11, 2024 at 2:04 PM
sorry I haven’t been online lately I’ve been struggling to even up my nipples in my sports bra
EWU crime storytime just convinced me that I'm a psychopath. So that's fun.
December 8, 2024 at 8:08 PM
EWU crime storytime just convinced me that I'm a psychopath. So that's fun.
*throws pizza crust in the trash*
Because..."I'm on a diet".
Because..."I'm on a diet".
December 8, 2024 at 7:18 PM
*throws pizza crust in the trash*
Because..."I'm on a diet".
Because..."I'm on a diet".
Floor seats to see Shenandoah four and a half hours away with my sister on New Year’s Eve? I can’t see how this could go wrong.
December 3, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Floor seats to see Shenandoah four and a half hours away with my sister on New Year’s Eve? I can’t see how this could go wrong.
Omg you’re so good at that!!
Me to my cats when they scratch the furniture.
Me to my cats when they scratch the furniture.
December 3, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Omg you’re so good at that!!
Me to my cats when they scratch the furniture.
Me to my cats when they scratch the furniture.
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[Watching El Chapo with my new girlfriend]
HER: He really likes digging underground
ME: He's got Cartel Tunnel Syndrome lol
HER: Get out!
HER: He really likes digging underground
ME: He's got Cartel Tunnel Syndrome lol
HER: Get out!
December 3, 2024 at 4:16 PM
[Watching El Chapo with my new girlfriend]
HER: He really likes digging underground
ME: He's got Cartel Tunnel Syndrome lol
HER: Get out!
HER: He really likes digging underground
ME: He's got Cartel Tunnel Syndrome lol
HER: Get out!
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Weird how mental illness hardly shoots anyone in Canada.
December 3, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Weird how mental illness hardly shoots anyone in Canada.
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So glad we’re done saying what we’re thankful for and back to the much easier work of pointing out what’s godawful.
December 3, 2024 at 6:11 PM
So glad we’re done saying what we’re thankful for and back to the much easier work of pointing out what’s godawful.
Thinking about buying a shredder and shredding my credit cards just because there’s a spot to do it.
December 3, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Thinking about buying a shredder and shredding my credit cards just because there’s a spot to do it.
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I wish my credit card was like me and had 0% interest.
December 3, 2024 at 7:51 AM
I wish my credit card was like me and had 0% interest.