Jorge Velasquez
@megaweenie.com
The Greatest Wizard in the Universe.
Master of Web Development.
https://megaweenie.com/
Please visit Jorge's website, as it is an informative and educational website that should never be neglected.
Master of Web Development.
https://megaweenie.com/
Please visit Jorge's website, as it is an informative and educational website that should never be neglected.
Some gigantic butterfly has just carried Jorge Velasquez all the way into southern Libya.
July 27, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Some gigantic butterfly has just carried Jorge Velasquez all the way into southern Libya.
Jorge Velasquez used to TP castles in his early days.
May 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Jorge Velasquez used to TP castles in his early days.
Several gnomes fell from Jorge's ceiling today. It seems his wood is rotten.
May 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Several gnomes fell from Jorge's ceiling today. It seems his wood is rotten.
Jorge Velasquez can produce a pitcher full of store-brand diet soda from his palms.
May 5, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Jorge Velasquez can produce a pitcher full of store-brand diet soda from his palms.
Jorge Velasquez has been playing Mario Kart's 'Rainbow Road' for several hours now and he can't seem to drive a few feet without falling off.
April 19, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Jorge Velasquez has been playing Mario Kart's 'Rainbow Road' for several hours now and he can't seem to drive a few feet without falling off.
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San likes Jorge’s posts before reading them
April 15, 2025 at 6:19 PM
San likes Jorge’s posts before reading them
Jorge Velasquez owns a pair of shoes that force him to walk to the nearest fast food restaurant. He picked them up from an estate sale recently and severely regrets his purchase.
April 15, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Jorge Velasquez owns a pair of shoes that force him to walk to the nearest fast food restaurant. He picked them up from an estate sale recently and severely regrets his purchase.
Jorge Velasquez likes to check books out from his local library just to make them reappear behind the front desk moments after he departs.
April 7, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Jorge Velasquez likes to check books out from his local library just to make them reappear behind the front desk moments after he departs.
Jorge Velasquez owns a purple crystal that can make mice cry.
April 2, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Jorge Velasquez owns a purple crystal that can make mice cry.
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Jorge Velasquez is very wise
March 31, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Jorge Velasquez is very wise
Go-go gadget Jorge Velasquez!
March 28, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Go-go gadget Jorge Velasquez!
A lava lamp with a small nude man trapped inside has just appeared in the center of Jorge's bedroom.
March 22, 2025 at 2:13 AM
A lava lamp with a small nude man trapped inside has just appeared in the center of Jorge's bedroom.
All of Jorge's grapes have just grown legs and marched out of his front door.
March 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
All of Jorge's grapes have just grown legs and marched out of his front door.
Jorge Velasquez started to wear sandals and many children laughed at him as he went shopping today.
March 18, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Jorge Velasquez started to wear sandals and many children laughed at him as he went shopping today.
Jorge Velasquez is downing several bottles of everclear and forgetting everything that he had done in the past 17 hours.
March 17, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Jorge Velasquez is downing several bottles of everclear and forgetting everything that he had done in the past 17 hours.
Every time Jorge Velasquez recklessly uses magic he must add a quarter to his bad wizard jar.
March 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Every time Jorge Velasquez recklessly uses magic he must add a quarter to his bad wizard jar.
Jorge Velasquez enjoys sitting in public transport reading various newspapers with increasingly alarming headlines for everyone to see.
March 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Jorge Velasquez enjoys sitting in public transport reading various newspapers with increasingly alarming headlines for everyone to see.
Jorge Velasquez doesn't give a damn 'bout his reputation.
March 9, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Jorge Velasquez doesn't give a damn 'bout his reputation.
Jorge Velasquez left his fingerprints on a knife he found and now several federal agents are interrogating him.
March 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Jorge Velasquez left his fingerprints on a knife he found and now several federal agents are interrogating him.
Jorge Velasquez keeps drinking several cans of sparkling water in quick succession and nearly exploding.
March 5, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Jorge Velasquez keeps drinking several cans of sparkling water in quick succession and nearly exploding.
Jorge Velasquez went to the city today and several pigeons kept attacking his feet.
February 28, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Jorge Velasquez went to the city today and several pigeons kept attacking his feet.
Jorge Velasquez has just watched twelve armoured men lose a battle to a child who did nothing but throw red pepper flakes into their eyeballs.
February 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Jorge Velasquez has just watched twelve armoured men lose a battle to a child who did nothing but throw red pepper flakes into their eyeballs.
Jorge Velasquez can accurately guess the outcome of a coin flip 50% of the time.
February 20, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Jorge Velasquez can accurately guess the outcome of a coin flip 50% of the time.
Jorge Velasquez can't stop winning.
February 18, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Jorge Velasquez can't stop winning.
Jorge Velasquez went to the Seafood Disco yesterday and pulled a mussel.
February 17, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Jorge Velasquez went to the Seafood Disco yesterday and pulled a mussel.