David M Porter.
@megatherium616.bsky.social
Guitar guy in Employed To Serve. Grimdark acolyte. Embittered Cynic
New album 'Fallen Star' out April 25th via Spinefarm Records
New album 'Fallen Star' out April 25th via Spinefarm Records
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So our new album ‘Fallen Star’ is out now. Extremely proud of this album, and tour last week was a ton of fun. Looking forward to playing more of these songs in the very near future. Hope you enjoy
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HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
September 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."
If ever I was a contestant on Love Island, I can guarantee you that by week 1 I would have created an infernal and wretched altar to the dark gods out of all the other contestants innards. The British public would also not vote me out for it
August 2, 2025 at 10:04 AM
If ever I was a contestant on Love Island, I can guarantee you that by week 1 I would have created an infernal and wretched altar to the dark gods out of all the other contestants innards. The British public would also not vote me out for it
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
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Nasa astronaut on ISS, caught this sprite over Mexico and the US this morning. Sprites are TLEs or Transient Luminous Events, that happen above the clouds and are triggered by intense electrical activity in the thunderstorms below. Source: NASA Astronaut Nichole Ayers
July 4, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Nasa astronaut on ISS, caught this sprite over Mexico and the US this morning. Sprites are TLEs or Transient Luminous Events, that happen above the clouds and are triggered by intense electrical activity in the thunderstorms below. Source: NASA Astronaut Nichole Ayers
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There's a pet psychic who got called out on Tiktok for being a fraud (getting every detail of the pet owner's life wrong) and the pet psychic responded saying that the pets must have been lying to her
May 13, 2025 at 1:37 PM
There's a pet psychic who got called out on Tiktok for being a fraud (getting every detail of the pet owner's life wrong) and the pet psychic responded saying that the pets must have been lying to her
Was a bloody pleasure!
My interview with EMPLOYED TO SERVE @guitarworld.com.web.brid.gy
www.guitarworld.com/artists/guit...
www.guitarworld.com/artists/guit...
“There’s a sleek look to bands like Loathe, Spiritbox or Knocked Loose. Spiky shapes are engrained in our values – we want to wear our influences on our sleeves”: Employed To Serve are re-embracing me...
Preparing to tour fifth album Fallen Star, guitarists Sammy Urwin and David Porter talk Scandi influences, trading offsets for baritones and amp modelers, and breaking down musical tribalism
www.guitarworld.com
May 14, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Was a bloody pleasure!
So our new album ‘Fallen Star’ is out now. Extremely proud of this album, and tour last week was a ton of fun. Looking forward to playing more of these songs in the very near future. Hope you enjoy
April 29, 2025 at 9:44 AM
So our new album ‘Fallen Star’ is out now. Extremely proud of this album, and tour last week was a ton of fun. Looking forward to playing more of these songs in the very near future. Hope you enjoy
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check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
April 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
check this shit out motherfucker (i impose tariffs on every country in the world and tank the economy, its not clear what kind of move i was trying to do)
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Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
March 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Not to be a wide-eyed naïf about such things but... am I right in thinking that they levelled an entire building to get to one guy and *that* is not controversial to anyone in the American media or political class, only that this information was recklessly shared in an unsecured chat?
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POV you're a random Imperial Remembrancer.
March 25, 2025 at 1:01 PM
POV you're a random Imperial Remembrancer.
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These are the wealthiest elites in the most powerful nation that ever existed. Believing in meritocracy in 2025 should be considered slightly less naive than believing in Santa Claus
March 2, 2025 at 5:58 AM
These are the wealthiest elites in the most powerful nation that ever existed. Believing in meritocracy in 2025 should be considered slightly less naive than believing in Santa Claus
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What if an innocent person is executed? The death penalty is absolute caveman nonsense and does nothing for anyone. It does not bring back the dead. HOW’S THAT FOR A HORROR STORY STEVE
Don’t know how you feel about Brad Sigmond being executed by firing squad in SC, but the report in THE GUARDIAN kinda glossed over the fact that he beat his gf’s parents to death.
March 9, 2025 at 3:08 AM
What if an innocent person is executed? The death penalty is absolute caveman nonsense and does nothing for anyone. It does not bring back the dead. HOW’S THAT FOR A HORROR STORY STEVE
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But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
March 3, 2025 at 1:25 PM
But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned
Also, if you're the kind of person who feels the need to comment "waaaah I prefer their old stuff" on any of our new songs/videos, think for a second. Get up, have a stretch. Take a deep breath. Then don't do it
February 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Also, if you're the kind of person who feels the need to comment "waaaah I prefer their old stuff" on any of our new songs/videos, think for a second. Get up, have a stretch. Take a deep breath. Then don't do it
New single 'Fallen Star' just dropped. Our most Carl Sagan video yet. Shot in the heart of a quasar (allegedly)
youtu.be/U96kQD238lU?...
youtu.be/U96kQD238lU?...
Employed To Serve - Fallen Star
YouTube video by EmployedToServeVEVO
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February 26, 2025 at 1:52 PM
New single 'Fallen Star' just dropped. Our most Carl Sagan video yet. Shot in the heart of a quasar (allegedly)
youtu.be/U96kQD238lU?...
youtu.be/U96kQD238lU?...
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I personally can’t wait to go to the trump casino in Gaza. A safe and fun destination sure to be beloved by all.
February 11, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I personally can’t wait to go to the trump casino in Gaza. A safe and fun destination sure to be beloved by all.
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me: say a big number.
millenial: DUHHhhh... 10. can i have participation trophy now duhh Wise 37 year old [smiling serenely]: One million.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:k5zurjvwdwxqwpvd4ggk3w76/bafkreigmbdqo3wrphrsfvhohuh4747rbobwuju4igthtrpxqnn33lpd47a@jpeg)
Thinking of the term "mould on a rock that got to think". Then read about the current mould problem in UK houses, plus the mould problem I've been having in my own place, and concluded that we're actually just "mould on mould that's got to think (about mould)". Shit rocks
February 11, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Thinking of the term "mould on a rock that got to think". Then read about the current mould problem in UK houses, plus the mould problem I've been having in my own place, and concluded that we're actually just "mould on mould that's got to think (about mould)". Shit rocks
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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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I can never take the threat of Chinese propaganda seriously when I see Joe Rogan supported by Spotify and multiple huge corporations having a hundred times worse and bigger influence on people around me than anything China or any other government could even dream to imagine
January 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
I can never take the threat of Chinese propaganda seriously when I see Joe Rogan supported by Spotify and multiple huge corporations having a hundred times worse and bigger influence on people around me than anything China or any other government could even dream to imagine
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"AI" programs like chatgpt have zero intelligence going on, they do not know anything, they have never had a thought, they don't understand the things they say, they will tell you false information, they are not capable of verifying anything they tell you
January 28, 2025 at 7:06 PM
"AI" programs like chatgpt have zero intelligence going on, they do not know anything, they have never had a thought, they don't understand the things they say, they will tell you false information, they are not capable of verifying anything they tell you
Also, if you've been enjoying 'Atonement', please give us a vote in the Metal Hammer poll for best tracks of the week. If we win, I'll tell you about how jetlagged and over caffeinated we were during the filming of the video (hint: extremely).
www.loudersound.com/features/bes...
www.loudersound.com/features/bes...
The 12 best new metal songs you need to hear right now
Dream Theater, Killswitch Engage and Electric Callboy lead a stacked week of brilliant new metal singles. Plus, vote for your favourite!
www.loudersound.com
January 29, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Also, if you've been enjoying 'Atonement', please give us a vote in the Metal Hammer poll for best tracks of the week. If we win, I'll tell you about how jetlagged and over caffeinated we were during the filming of the video (hint: extremely).
www.loudersound.com/features/bes...
www.loudersound.com/features/bes...
Finally got hold of some Heretic Legion models from Trench Crusade and I am so hyped that I could implode in on myself like a neutron star
January 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Finally got hold of some Heretic Legion models from Trench Crusade and I am so hyped that I could implode in on myself like a neutron star
Saw a reaction video for Atonement where one of the hosts was asking why we as a band suggested that Will Ramos sing that last verse. So, just to clarify... we didn't (he just kind of... added it). And secondly, we liked it and thought it was cool.
Mystery solved
Mystery solved
January 28, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Saw a reaction video for Atonement where one of the hosts was asking why we as a band suggested that Will Ramos sing that last verse. So, just to clarify... we didn't (he just kind of... added it). And secondly, we liked it and thought it was cool.
Mystery solved
Mystery solved
January 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM