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Mitch Kocen
@meetch.bsky.social
Writer. He/Him
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Hey new followers! I don’t like, post a lot, but I’m into

RPGs
Comics
Video games I can play on the Switch or on my phone
Dumb jokes that really only appeal to me
I’m partial to Just Stabbed Niles, but this one is fine I guess.
October 27, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Keep it one hundred on the lamb, thе skeeze, this guy
Pledge allegiance to your hams, the teens, your thighs
October 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Who wears short shorts?
I wear short shorts!
She’s cheer captain and I’m wearing short shorts
Dreamin’ bout the day when I look down to find
The end of my shorts at the top of my thigh
September 1, 2025 at 1:24 AM
(Frank Black voice)
Hey! Been trying to reach you
About your car’s extended warranty
July 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
@ryannorth.ca is the forever stone a real thing or did you make it up?
July 20, 2025 at 6:52 AM
I cannot believe @ryannorth.ca made me cry about a comic starring HERBIE.
June 28, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Frank Castle gets plastic surgery. I cannot believe this was allowed to be published
June 23, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Finally completed my collection of first edition Queen & Country TPBs by the unparalleled @gregrucka.com
May 29, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Imagine sex with me.

Correct.

Excellent imagination!
Imagine sex with me.

Wrong

More incantations.
April 30, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Blood and Tears (TTRPG)
Marvel Multiverse (TTRPG)
Deathmatch Island (TTRPG)
Call of Cthulhu (TTRPG)
Slugblaster (TTRPG)
Share the last 4 games you played and expose your gaming habits.

Public Access (#TTRPG)
Ex-Capes (TTRPG)
Star Wars: The Roleplaying Game 1e (TTRPG)
Dune: Adventures in the Imperium (TTRPG)
Share the last 4 games you’ve played and expose your gaming habits.

Paradiso Rosso (TTRPG)
Inevitable (TTRPG)
Apocalypse World 2E (TTRPG)
Cthulhu Dark (TTRPG)
April 26, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Reposted by Mitch Kocen
Some say the world will end in FOIA
Some say in ICE
April 19, 2025 at 1:58 AM
@ryannorth.ca Just reread Unbeatable Squirrel Girl for the first time since the issues came out and wow, Galactus was so right about the comfort of returning to a beloved story. You and all your pards on that book are tremendous talents.
April 10, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Quentin Tarantino’s “Clue”
Tobe Hooper's "Mary Poppins"
February 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Akira Kurosawa’s Star Wars
Jordan Peele’s THE SHINING
Alfred Hitchcock's "His Girl Friday"
February 22, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Are we finally ready to have this conversation? Why is orange juice OJ but no other juice gets abbreviated? Apple and orange have the same number of syllables but if you said AJ people would shun you
February 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The last photo taken by my old iPhone and the first photo taken by my new iPhone
February 15, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Reposted by Mitch Kocen
Tired: “Nosfertu remake”
Wired: “Newferatu”
December 31, 2024 at 11:23 AM
Reposted by Mitch Kocen
We don’t talk enough about how The Anthem by Good Charlotte has a section in the middle where they speak extensively about how many times you can shake your dick after peeing
January 3, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Reposted by Mitch Kocen
Everyone is losing their shit over this Onyx Storm book. What’s the deal?
January 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
“Millimeter Miracle” is what they call Trump’s dick
January 20, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Everyone is losing their shit over this Onyx Storm book. What’s the deal?
January 20, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Reposted by Mitch Kocen
[kidz bop rage against the machine] some of those that love horses are the same that love foxes
January 18, 2025 at 6:22 PM
A victory 35 years in the making
January 18, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Advertise your account with one Simpsons image.
January 7, 2025 at 9:41 AM
Reposted by Mitch Kocen
Dracula, you’re gunna be Dra-cu-la
I’ll show you what cape to wear, widow peak your hair, drain the blood in right amounts
Oh the fangs that bite, in the sun ignite, every thing that really “counts”
December 8, 2024 at 2:59 AM