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Middle-aged father
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Meat Voltron
@meatvoltron.bsky.social
· Apr 15
Finally completed the final Space Marine from the Leviathan box.
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Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
November 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Udo Kier has passed away at 81. A singular screen presence, Kier had a long history in the horror genre, starring in films including Mark of the Devil, Andy Warhol's Frankenstein, Blood for Dracula, Blade, Feardotcom, Rob Zombie's Halloween, and Dario Argento's Mother of Tears.
There was a time where I thought Dick Cheney was the most evil a Republican could get.
November 9, 2025 at 7:51 PM
There was a time where I thought Dick Cheney was the most evil a Republican could get.
Saw a woman at the gym two days ago with a t-shirt declaring:
Biggest Slut at Toyota-thon
Now you have to think on the implications as well.
Biggest Slut at Toyota-thon
Now you have to think on the implications as well.
October 16, 2025 at 7:14 PM
Saw a woman at the gym two days ago with a t-shirt declaring:
Biggest Slut at Toyota-thon
Now you have to think on the implications as well.
Biggest Slut at Toyota-thon
Now you have to think on the implications as well.
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Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/
October 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider https://theonion.com/drive-through-rich-neighborhood-exposes-dads-shortcomings-as-provider/
Best news today.
October 11, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Best news today.
D&D game canceled due to player illness, but at least thr house is clean.
October 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
D&D game canceled due to player illness, but at least thr house is clean.
Stating it now that TikTok will be renamed TrumpTok.
September 26, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Stating it now that TikTok will be renamed TrumpTok.
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Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
September 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Trump: don’t take acepitoemponoene
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
RFK Jr: *moth crawls out of mouth*
A nude man is in the background, only referred to as “the colonel”
Person watching on tv: well if they say so
One unexpected observation for 2025 is the sudden surge in Berserk Brand of Sacrifice tattoos I've seen.
a drawing of a volcano with red lines coming out of it
ALT: a drawing of a volcano with red lines coming out of it
media.tenor.com
September 23, 2025 at 3:28 PM
One unexpected observation for 2025 is the sudden surge in Berserk Brand of Sacrifice tattoos I've seen.
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Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
September 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.
New painting set up is 95% done. Hopefully I'll actually have free time in October!
September 17, 2025 at 5:36 PM
New painting set up is 95% done. Hopefully I'll actually have free time in October!
So this suspect thought Kirk was too liberal?
Huh...
Huh...
September 12, 2025 at 5:01 PM
So this suspect thought Kirk was too liberal?
Huh...
Huh...
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It’s so weird that the only men afraid of gold
Diggers are dudes that haven’t any gold.
Diggers are dudes that haven’t any gold.
August 24, 2025 at 5:53 AM
It’s so weird that the only men afraid of gold
Diggers are dudes that haven’t any gold.
Diggers are dudes that haven’t any gold.
I'm grateful to have contract work after being laid off last month, but the anxiety of not having a solid insurance plan outside of COBRA is frustrating.
I really need a job with benefits. At least I'm finally experiencing the harvest of the economy.
I really need a job with benefits. At least I'm finally experiencing the harvest of the economy.
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I'm grateful to have contract work after being laid off last month, but the anxiety of not having a solid insurance plan outside of COBRA is frustrating.
I really need a job with benefits. At least I'm finally experiencing the harvest of the economy.
I really need a job with benefits. At least I'm finally experiencing the harvest of the economy.
Burn in hell, Dobson.
August 21, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Burn in hell, Dobson.
DND One Shots: Episode 3: 'The Interns'
YouTube video by Thomas Winkley
youtu.be
August 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Leaving for a train ride to Denver at 2 am.
ADVENTURE!
ADVENTURE!
August 5, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Leaving for a train ride to Denver at 2 am.
ADVENTURE!
ADVENTURE!
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In case anyone from USA doesn't understand why Scotland doesn't like Trump... and this was way back around 2006.
You hurt one of us, you hurt all of us.
You hurt one of us, you hurt all of us.
July 27, 2025 at 10:00 AM
In case anyone from USA doesn't understand why Scotland doesn't like Trump... and this was way back around 2006.
You hurt one of us, you hurt all of us.
You hurt one of us, you hurt all of us.
Wasn't even unemployed for 48 hours.
I needed this win!
I needed this win!
July 25, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Wasn't even unemployed for 48 hours.
I needed this win!
I needed this win!
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STOP SPREADING THE FALSE REPORT that Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan and Chuck Mangione all simultaneously shot each other like at the end of Reservoir Dogs. They were not in the same location and passed of natural causes.
July 24, 2025 at 5:21 PM
STOP SPREADING THE FALSE REPORT that Ozzy Osbourne, Hulk Hogan and Chuck Mangione all simultaneously shot each other like at the end of Reservoir Dogs. They were not in the same location and passed of natural causes.
Mom died on July 1st.
Both my wife and I were laid off today.
2025 sure is making itself memorable.
Both my wife and I were laid off today.
2025 sure is making itself memorable.
July 23, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Mom died on July 1st.
Both my wife and I were laid off today.
2025 sure is making itself memorable.
Both my wife and I were laid off today.
2025 sure is making itself memorable.
Holy shit...Ozzy is gone.
RIP
RIP
July 22, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Holy shit...Ozzy is gone.
RIP
RIP
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LLMs remain fundamentally incapable of delivering truth. Use them accordingly.
July 15, 2025 at 8:29 PM
LLMs remain fundamentally incapable of delivering truth. Use them accordingly.
Superman was exactly the kind of movie I needed.
July 12, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Superman was exactly the kind of movie I needed.