The McSwainiac
@mcswainiac.bsky.social
I’m just here so I don’t get fined.
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
Beastie Boys
John Prine (NYE ‘16 w/ Isbell & Musgraves)
Tina Turner
Willie Nelson (w/ Dylan at the Outlaw Festival)
Woodstock ‘94
Beastie Boys
John Prine (NYE ‘16 w/ Isbell & Musgraves)
Tina Turner
Willie Nelson (w/ Dylan at the Outlaw Festival)
Woodstock ‘94
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
Van Halen (obviously)
Childish Gambino
Wu-Tang Clan
Ozzy
Earth Wind and Fire
Van Halen (obviously)
Childish Gambino
Wu-Tang Clan
Ozzy
Earth Wind and Fire
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen —
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
NIN
Yeah Yeah Yeahs
Soul Coughing
Poe
Tom Morello
November 27, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen—
Beastie Boys
John Prine (NYE ‘16 w/ Isbell & Musgraves)
Tina Turner
Willie Nelson (w/ Dylan at the Outlaw Festival)
Woodstock ‘94
Beastie Boys
John Prine (NYE ‘16 w/ Isbell & Musgraves)
Tina Turner
Willie Nelson (w/ Dylan at the Outlaw Festival)
Woodstock ‘94
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Did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade try to get the cast of the legendary HILL STREET BLUES to do a musical number with the cast of
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
November 22, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Did the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade try to get the cast of the legendary HILL STREET BLUES to do a musical number with the cast of
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
SHIRT TALES?
No.
They didn’t try.
THEY *DID*.
(spoken) This is the song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We’re stealing it back:
November 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
(spoken) This is the song Charles Manson stole from the Beatles. We’re stealing it back:
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Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
November 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do
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I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
September 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I miss my 50-year streak of not knowing who the Secretary of Health is or anything about them.
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Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3
September 1, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Inadvertently paused Miss Rachel looking like she’s staring down the opposing bench after draining a 3
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Glengarry Glen Gary.
(There’s no way this hasn’t been done already)
Glengarry Glen Gary.
(There’s no way this hasn’t been done already)
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Gary Gardens
Gary Gardens
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Gary And The Chocolate Factory
Gary And The Chocolate Factory
September 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Ruin a movie by making it about Gary.
Glengarry Glen Gary.
(There’s no way this hasn’t been done already)
Glengarry Glen Gary.
(There’s no way this hasn’t been done already)
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imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
May 1, 2025 at 4:08 AM
imagine you and all your buddies die in a storm and everyone is like wow The Perfect Storm
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There are a lot of reasons to be embarrassed about this, but the thing that jumps out to me is that this is how you use a bookshelf when you're illiterate.
August 19, 2025 at 1:50 PM
There are a lot of reasons to be embarrassed about this, but the thing that jumps out to me is that this is how you use a bookshelf when you're illiterate.
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Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats
August 19, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Showing the endangered leader of an invaded country my hats
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Back when there was a Republican Party
August 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Back when there was a Republican Party
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WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
July 18, 2025 at 2:36 PM
WaPo: We've killed our independence and objectivity, please like our owner
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
NYT: Trump Making Amazing Deals, White House Says; Mamdani Late 4 Times in 6th Grade
CBS: We'll censor things you dislike, here's millions of dollars, please let our parent do a merger
WSJ: BREAKING: TRUMP-EPSTEIN LETTER!
I can’t begin to describe how often I quote ALF, and I will accept no questions as to why that is.
July 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I can’t begin to describe how often I quote ALF, and I will accept no questions as to why that is.
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Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language
June 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Not the biggest issue right now, but Dutch continues to not be a serious language
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leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
June 11, 2025 at 12:34 PM
leftists: that thing you teach us in school to be terrified of is happening
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
historians: that thing is definitely happening
star wars: here is a beat-for-beat breakdown of how the thing happens, but with pew pew lasers. we know you watched it
news outlets: these protesters are out of control
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i should probably stretch first
June 5, 2025 at 3:12 PM
i should probably stretch first
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Hell, they won’t even allow us to get criminals out of the Oval Office
UPDATE: Trump attacks the court for ruling against summary Alien Enemies Act deportations. www.politico.com/news/2025/05...
May 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Hell, they won’t even allow us to get criminals out of the Oval Office
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars, Trek, or LotR
April 27, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Movie you’ve seen more than six times, no Star Wars, Trek, or LotR
Movie you’ve watched more than six times, GIF only.
February 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times, GIF only.
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i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
January 25, 2025 at 2:14 PM
i would never challenge death to a pillow fight bc i’m not prepared for the reaper cushions.
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“No.”
—me, if I were Sisyphus
—me, if I were Sisyphus
January 25, 2025 at 2:01 PM
“No.”
—me, if I were Sisyphus
—me, if I were Sisyphus
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I don't want to cause any undue alarm but I think the hyenas have taken over the pride lands
January 25, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I don't want to cause any undue alarm but I think the hyenas have taken over the pride lands
Make a band meatier
Linkin Pork
Linkin Pork
Make a band meatier
Beefy Dan
Beefy Dan
January 24, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Make a band meatier
Linkin Pork
Linkin Pork