Count Fluffula
@mccanncreates.bsky.social
A girl dad, a designer, a dancer, & doodler. And like you I have issues. 😉
#artsky #adhd
#artsky #adhd
12: “Dad, you need a hobby.”
15: “Yeah bruh.”
Me: “Let me over explain to you why I have no time for one.”
(Pause for effect)
“You two.”
15: “Yeah bruh.”
Me: “Let me over explain to you why I have no time for one.”
(Pause for effect)
“You two.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
12: “Dad, you need a hobby.”
15: “Yeah bruh.”
Me: “Let me over explain to you why I have no time for one.”
(Pause for effect)
“You two.”
15: “Yeah bruh.”
Me: “Let me over explain to you why I have no time for one.”
(Pause for effect)
“You two.”
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how to draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
November 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
how to draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
1. draw a bunny
2. erase the bunny
3. now draw a shark
Time to start baking!
December 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Time to start baking!
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m grateful for my people, good food & a break from work. I don’t pretend the story we grew up hearing about today or this country is the truth. America has a messy history, no doubt. We can still show up, own it & keep trying to make things better than they’ve been.
For all.
For all.
November 28, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Happy Thanksgiving. I’m grateful for my people, good food & a break from work. I don’t pretend the story we grew up hearing about today or this country is the truth. America has a messy history, no doubt. We can still show up, own it & keep trying to make things better than they’ve been.
For all.
For all.
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Insomnia is creeping in. Time to go pretend I’m sleeping.
November 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
Insomnia is creeping in. Time to go pretend I’m sleeping.
I find if you hold your hands over your ears and scream, “La-la-la-la, I’m not listening!”
Everything is fine.
Everything is fine.
November 25, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I find if you hold your hands over your ears and scream, “La-la-la-la, I’m not listening!”
Everything is fine.
Everything is fine.
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The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
November 24, 2025 at 2:06 PM
The words of the prophets are written on the subway walls
Marsupials Against Grumpy Adults
November 20, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Marsupials Against Grumpy Adults
Make avocados guacamole again. 🥑
November 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Make avocados guacamole again. 🥑
Men
Are
Good at
Assembling
(IKEA furniture)
Are
Good at
Assembling
(IKEA furniture)
November 20, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Men
Are
Good at
Assembling
(IKEA furniture)
Are
Good at
Assembling
(IKEA furniture)
Make Alpacas Great Again 🦙
November 20, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Make Alpacas Great Again 🦙
Do you think there is a decay algorithm for MAGA intelligence?
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Do you think there is a decay algorithm for MAGA intelligence?
I’m not tired, you’re tired.
November 19, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I’m not tired, you’re tired.
I wish the Earth would open up and swallow them all.
November 19, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I wish the Earth would open up and swallow them all.
There is no rule of law in America. Apparently you can do whatever you want.
Go nuts.
Go nuts.
November 18, 2025 at 12:05 AM
There is no rule of law in America. Apparently you can do whatever you want.
Go nuts.
Go nuts.
I would rather be Back in Black than be A Whiter Shade of Pale.
November 13, 2025 at 1:48 AM
I would rather be Back in Black than be A Whiter Shade of Pale.
Lady labia don’t fail us.
the statue of liberty is holding a torch in front of a cloudy blue sky
ALT: the statue of liberty is holding a torch in front of a cloudy blue sky
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November 4, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Lady labia don’t fail us.
Let’s claw back money from ICE and border patrol. Take the money that Trump, his family, and all other politicians made because of their positions in government. That might fund Medicaid.
Then Tax the wealthy 1%! That might end homelessness.
Then Tax the wealthy 1%! That might end homelessness.
November 3, 2025 at 12:53 PM
Let’s claw back money from ICE and border patrol. Take the money that Trump, his family, and all other politicians made because of their positions in government. That might fund Medicaid.
Then Tax the wealthy 1%! That might end homelessness.
Then Tax the wealthy 1%! That might end homelessness.
Kleptocracy is spelled T-R-U-M-P.
November 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Kleptocracy is spelled T-R-U-M-P.
Happy Halloween!👻
November 1, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Happy Halloween!👻
MAGA’s in an abusive relationship. Trump says he loves ‘em, then he:
- abuses them
- slaps them around
- uses & makes fun of them
- takes away their agency
- takes what little they have because he wants more
He’s a domestic abuser but they stay and …
1/2
- abuses them
- slaps them around
- uses & makes fun of them
- takes away their agency
- takes what little they have because he wants more
He’s a domestic abuser but they stay and …
1/2
October 25, 2025 at 2:10 PM
MAGA’s in an abusive relationship. Trump says he loves ‘em, then he:
- abuses them
- slaps them around
- uses & makes fun of them
- takes away their agency
- takes what little they have because he wants more
He’s a domestic abuser but they stay and …
1/2
- abuses them
- slaps them around
- uses & makes fun of them
- takes away their agency
- takes what little they have because he wants more
He’s a domestic abuser but they stay and …
1/2
Na-zies! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
a pixelated image of a man with red hair and green eyes
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October 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Na-zies! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM