skunk ape (max)
@mcadams.bsky.social
30 they/them married to @nutmeg.bsky.social
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If a spider was running at me on the carpet I'd just grab all the hair that fell out of my pony tail and throw it like a net
September 19, 2023 at 6:05 PM
If a spider was running at me on the carpet I'd just grab all the hair that fell out of my pony tail and throw it like a net
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does anyone know where i could meet some women criminals
September 7, 2023 at 4:11 PM
does anyone know where i could meet some women criminals
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breakfast should be served all day everywhere. not even just restaurants. omelets at the bank. pancakes at the dmv
July 26, 2023 at 12:25 PM
breakfast should be served all day everywhere. not even just restaurants. omelets at the bank. pancakes at the dmv
I'm going to Bushwick if anyone needs anything
July 23, 2023 at 10:56 PM
I'm going to Bushwick if anyone needs anything
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Tomato poppers
Holding this teeny tiny bottle of room service ketchup and pretending I’m a giant
July 21, 2023 at 12:01 PM
Tomato poppers
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I'm watching some dragonflies have an absolute fuck party. never seen bugs so large having so much sex with each other
July 19, 2023 at 4:06 PM
I'm watching some dragonflies have an absolute fuck party. never seen bugs so large having so much sex with each other
the max system:
My tummy hurts
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
X.X <- I am dead
My tummy hurts
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
X.X <- I am dead
July 17, 2023 at 11:28 PM
the max system:
My tummy hurts
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
X.X <- I am dead
My tummy hurts
Aaaaaaaaaaaa
X.X <- I am dead
just cuz I'm married doesn't mean I'm """ran through"""
July 17, 2023 at 11:05 PM
just cuz I'm married doesn't mean I'm """ran through"""
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moaning like a girl while i shit
July 13, 2023 at 4:31 PM
moaning like a girl while i shit
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just had a soup that fucking fixed me. I might need to lay down about this
July 6, 2023 at 1:01 AM
just had a soup that fucking fixed me. I might need to lay down about this
an amazing fucking what
We are live on Threads with an amazing throot https://www.threads.net/@bloombergbusiness
July 5, 2023 at 11:37 PM
an amazing fucking what
I don't even know what did it but my guts are FUCKED. The pain isn't bad anymore but now I have to be so so so careful and there's nothing here I can actually eat in this situation
July 5, 2023 at 4:19 PM
I don't even know what did it but my guts are FUCKED. The pain isn't bad anymore but now I have to be so so so careful and there's nothing here I can actually eat in this situation
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Bluesky saw it first
July 4, 2023 at 6:09 PM
Bluesky saw it first
Fuck the Fourth of July
July 4, 2023 at 3:19 PM
Fuck the Fourth of July
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i'm going to make up some new rules for this place and none of you are going to like them
July 4, 2023 at 12:26 PM
i'm going to make up some new rules for this place and none of you are going to like them
I hate warm nights! The sun is gone!! There's nothing warm outside!!!
July 3, 2023 at 10:45 PM
I hate warm nights! The sun is gone!! There's nothing warm outside!!!
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look we know the politics of Roku City are flawed, often genocidal, but their muni bonds are guaranteed fixed income
July 3, 2023 at 9:58 PM
look we know the politics of Roku City are flawed, often genocidal, but their muni bonds are guaranteed fixed income
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when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.
July 3, 2023 at 5:09 PM
when you moisturize and you’re too slippery to open the bathroom door? that’s your slime time. you can use it however you want.