mayonnaise
@mayonnaizze.bsky.social
24, GNC/nonbinary/genderfluid, amateur NSFW artist and computer hobbyist, plus lowkey leftist activist (randomly and rabidly horny on main, minors DNI. also if you dont like politics, it'd be best not to follow.)
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Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
December 6, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.
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Be weirder and more unsettling
I think it would be fun if writers who love language started intentionally writing more strangely as AI flattens written "content" into a mono-voice. it would cool I think if writers responded by focusing their individual efforts on cultivating a really unique voice that's hard to copy
December 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Be weirder and more unsettling
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💜Uh oh!! it seems Ralsei was caught off-guard by a Virovirokun with none of his friends in sight!~💚 #Art #NSFWart #NSFW #Digitalart #Hyper #Ralsei #Virovirokun #DELTARUNE
December 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
💜Uh oh!! it seems Ralsei was caught off-guard by a Virovirokun with none of his friends in sight!~💚 #Art #NSFWart #NSFW #Digitalart #Hyper #Ralsei #Virovirokun #DELTARUNE
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December 6, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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November 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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random votv drawings bc i've been playing the game nonstop the whole month #votv #voicesofthevoid #digitalart #sketch
November 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
random votv drawings bc i've been playing the game nonstop the whole month #votv #voicesofthevoid #digitalart #sketch
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November 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
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November 19, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Femboy? Nah. Mascgirl.
Dudegal guybou.
Dudegal guybou.
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Femboy? Nah. Mascgirl.
Dudegal guybou.
Dudegal guybou.
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November 17, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Interloping my shii until i source engine all over the place...
December 6, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Interloping my shii until i source engine all over the place...
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I think an Ariral should hold my hand and also spit in my mouth
December 6, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I think an Ariral should hold my hand and also spit in my mouth
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12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
12 Portraits of Rejected Smurfs
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i love having long hair
December 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i love having long hair
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inspired by the snoopy donut I got at krispy kreme the other day
December 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
inspired by the snoopy donut I got at krispy kreme the other day
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I've seen a lot of crazy song titles in my time, especially since I'm mostly attuned to extreme metal music.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever beaten "Spongebob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall of Energy". That is my all time favorite song title and it will never be beat.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever beaten "Spongebob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall of Energy". That is my all time favorite song title and it will never be beat.
December 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I've seen a lot of crazy song titles in my time, especially since I'm mostly attuned to extreme metal music.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever beaten "Spongebob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall of Energy". That is my all time favorite song title and it will never be beat.
But nothing, and I mean nothing, has ever beaten "Spongebob & Patrick Confront The Psychic Wall of Energy". That is my all time favorite song title and it will never be beat.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sabrina Carpenter: Braver and more powerful than Nintendo and Microsoft combined.
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Hey, young furries? Take it from this old greymuzzle who's been here a couple decades, no matter what purity shit you do, you're still a fuckin' furry. Embrace the weird n the queer. It's better for your heart anyways
December 5, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hey, young furries? Take it from this old greymuzzle who's been here a couple decades, no matter what purity shit you do, you're still a fuckin' furry. Embrace the weird n the queer. It's better for your heart anyways