I really like finding interesting bugs and taking the most macro pictures possible. How cool would grasshopper armor be as a tattoo for a forearm sleeve?

Friend: "What breed is that Sims4 horse?"
Me: "Awkward."

Everything is poignant until you're old enough to look back and see how dumb you were.

Watching 90s Law&Order. Flashback to scrunchies being so fashionable, the ADA is wearing *more than one* to court.

Pet-sitting for my neighbor today and as I'm looking around, I encounter the gayest bookshelf I've ever seen. 😍

Watching a 2006 movie using Papyrus for the opening credits. Oh the whimsy!

Hello, Natasha, thank you for coming, delighted to see you. Kindly fuck off? Please?

Sims 4, comin' in with the relatable content.

Dear action movies: How come no one ever takes your sons? I'm just saying... seems suspish.

I have learned that recreating RP characters in The Sims leads to sadness and disappointment, but playing Legacy challenges CREATES potential new RP characters... and more rage than sadness. Like a lot more rage.

This is Buster. He has vitiligo, a rare and completely harmless genetic condition that causes skin and fur to lose pigment over time. It typically affects dogs in patches, but over the course of 2.5 years, he went from solid black to completely white. And it turns out he's handsome either way. 14/10

I went to Seattle recently and while visiting Pike Place, I saw absolutely nothing more important than this bee with pollen-pants.

Which one should I munch on, the blue or red snack? 😋

A Southern Right Whale, estimated to be around 18 meters long and weighing 80 tons, caught on camera. Stunning.

These whales are relatively harmless and they are known to interact with humans.

Amazing creatures.

#southernrightwhale #sealife

The national drug store I work for closed all their pharmacies today, but still made the retail end come in for a full day of work. So happy Labor Day to the working plebs, I guess.

Ditto.