Max Sofa
@maxsofa.bsky.social
www.cradofficial.com
i do the videos
a certain color might have significance
maybe even perhaps lore
i do the videos
a certain color might have significance
maybe even perhaps lore
IT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
August 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
IT'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NETFLI JUST REMOVED HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS ABOUT TO MEET THE MOTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
August 19, 2025 at 12:21 AM
NETFLI JUST REMOVED HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER RIGHT BEFORE HE WAS ABOUT TO MEET THE MOTHER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
escaping zombies in a mcdonalds playplace ft. the rizzler
August 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
escaping zombies in a mcdonalds playplace ft. the rizzler
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*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
July 28, 2025 at 8:32 PM
*looks up*
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
*looks down*
*looks up*
*looks down*
*turns blueprints over*
“Shit.”
i've been watching a lot of how i met your mother
it's giving me an entirely new perspective on life...
(marshall is awesome)
it's giving me an entirely new perspective on life...
(marshall is awesome)
July 27, 2025 at 5:44 AM
i've been watching a lot of how i met your mother
it's giving me an entirely new perspective on life...
(marshall is awesome)
it's giving me an entirely new perspective on life...
(marshall is awesome)
i fear i have been microdosing black mold for about a decade of my life.
i will use this for good.
i will use this for good.
June 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
i fear i have been microdosing black mold for about a decade of my life.
i will use this for good.
i will use this for good.
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Reposted by Max Sofa
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
June 3, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Deltarune............................................................ tomorrow!
genuine curiosity: is dancing like music to deaf people
June 2, 2025 at 1:33 AM
genuine curiosity: is dancing like music to deaf people
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one thing I respect about medieval beekeepers is their total commitment to looking like Doctor Who villains
![[image of real-life beekeeper costume and a detail from a painting by Peter Brueghel the Elder]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hppum4l25hcczzffastsicpq/bafkreicsetfmafwdbpftwqgu3rxsahpch2sjuejin7rfabtkfxqnh47kom@jpeg)
May 17, 2025 at 6:25 PM
one thing I respect about medieval beekeepers is their total commitment to looking like Doctor Who villains
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OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
May 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
OK, this is wild.
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.
It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.
What the HELL?
1/
if nermal from garfield was a superhero he'd be named thermal and he'd control fire and ice
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
if nermal from garfield was a superhero he'd be named thermal and he'd control fire and ice
"a twitlonger on bluesky but it's called a bluelonger"
- @gotric3.bsky.social
- @gotric3.bsky.social
April 29, 2025 at 5:45 AM
"a twitlonger on bluesky but it's called a bluelonger"
- @gotric3.bsky.social
- @gotric3.bsky.social
anyways my cat got stuck on top of an open door and i had to get her down and i felt like a firefighter minus the everything
April 27, 2025 at 7:40 AM
anyways my cat got stuck on top of an open door and i had to get her down and i felt like a firefighter minus the everything
people don't know how to read carefully anymore dude!
April 27, 2025 at 7:39 AM
people don't know how to read carefully anymore dude!
being mean to annoying people is funny because sometimes they're like "i'm sowwy i'm annoying and make people uncomfy but i'll keep doing it :("
April 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
being mean to annoying people is funny because sometimes they're like "i'm sowwy i'm annoying and make people uncomfy but i'll keep doing it :("
Sometimes it's hard to be thought-provoking and start conversations not because it's an inherently hard task (you might even become a master at it) but because most of the time it's like trying to create a document on a computer with everything unplugged and the screen turned off.
Find your people.
Find your people.
April 14, 2025 at 7:10 AM
Sometimes it's hard to be thought-provoking and start conversations not because it's an inherently hard task (you might even become a master at it) but because most of the time it's like trying to create a document on a computer with everything unplugged and the screen turned off.
Find your people.
Find your people.
forget calling someone nincompoop i'm calling them by their full name Nintendo Computer Feces
April 10, 2025 at 4:38 AM
forget calling someone nincompoop i'm calling them by their full name Nintendo Computer Feces