Max Duchaine
@maxduchaine.bsky.social
“Great moments are born from great opportunity.”
My dude made it all the way to the bathroom. That’s just good manners.
A raccoon goes on a drunken rampage in a closed Virginia liquor store, hitting the bottom shelf where the scotch and whisky were stored before smashing bottles and spilling alcohol everywhere before passing out on the floor.
Raccoon goes on drunken rampage in Virginia liquor store and passes out on bathroom floor
An employee at a Ashland, Virginia-area liquor store found the trash panda passed out on the bathroom floor at the end of his drunken escapade.
nbcnews.to
December 3, 2025 at 1:03 PM
My dude made it all the way to the bathroom. That’s just good manners.
I ain’t even mad!
December 1, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I ain’t even mad!
This game is drunk as fuck.
December 1, 2025 at 4:56 AM
This game is drunk as fuck.
Nobody asked for a Neil Diamond movie.
December 1, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Nobody asked for a Neil Diamond movie.
Can we not make Mr. Fantasy a thing
November 27, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Can we not make Mr. Fantasy a thing
NUGGS
DOUBLE NUGGS
DOUBLE NUGGS
November 25, 2025 at 1:42 AM
NUGGS
DOUBLE NUGGS
DOUBLE NUGGS
And, as always, suck it Montreal.
November 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
And, as always, suck it Montreal.
He keeps doing it. He will never stop. He will be scoring goals until the day he retires.
November 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
He keeps doing it. He will never stop. He will be scoring goals until the day he retires.
If Picasso were still alive, he’d paint a memorial to this game that would be even darker and more sad than Guernica.
November 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
If Picasso were still alive, he’d paint a memorial to this game that would be even darker and more sad than Guernica.
It’s almost funny at this point.
November 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It’s almost funny at this point.
The Carolina broadcast team is insufferable. Much like everything else about the franchise.
November 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The Carolina broadcast team is insufferable. Much like everything else about the franchise.
What radicalized me?
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 2:10 AM
What radicalized me?
Sunday Night Football brought to you by the word “aesthetic”. 😍
November 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Sunday Night Football brought to you by the word “aesthetic”. 😍
Is there a player in baseball that has spent as much time on the ground as Kiké Hernandez?
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Is there a player in baseball that has spent as much time on the ground as Kiké Hernandez?
SHRIMP! SHRIMP! SHRIMP!
a group of men are sitting around a table with a bowl of ashes on it
ALT: a group of men are sitting around a table with a bowl of ashes on it
media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 3:34 AM
SHRIMP! SHRIMP! SHRIMP!
Lmao he hits the fucking pitcher.
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Lmao he hits the fucking pitcher.
It’s time for Church. #Kmen #Scherzday
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s time for Church. #Kmen #Scherzday
Death, taxes, Jake Guentzel scoring a goal against the Capitals.
October 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Death, taxes, Jake Guentzel scoring a goal against the Capitals.