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Max
@maxcookie.bsky.social
The best lil’ rancher in Texas 💅🏻🏳️‍🌈🐄
Uhhh so apparently ChatGPT scraped my redesign of my website and is now generating ai slop versions for random people who are trying to sell beef to their coworkers.

First one is the ai slop. 2nd one I made with photoshop/procreate.

Wildest part? I did this redesign 3 weeks ago.
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 AM
So, come up to the lab
And see what’s on the slab
I see you shiver
With anticip-
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 AM
Logistic companies HAVE to know what they’re saying
October 26, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Our family met Patricia Quinn. I won the costume contest. A ridiculous night!
October 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Tomorrow my family and I are going to Rocky Horror’s 50th anniversary and we will be MEETING *THE* MAGENTA
October 9, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Small Town Texas Cryptid
September 27, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Nobody wants to talk about the liminal space eternal firepit at the local resort

It’s 100 degrees outside btw
August 31, 2025 at 3:47 AM
This popped up on the FYP, and they genuinely seemed like a nice group of straight bros with a positive goal of fighting toxic masculity..

But who’s gonna tell them?
August 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
I got a bunch of death stranding 2 apparel and I wear them to all deliveries.
July 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Considering going pro at pool

(Testing out making my bluesky my dead drop for any unhinged photoshoot)
July 18, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Why does this picture I took of the herd make them look like miniatures
June 9, 2025 at 3:14 AM
May 11, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Texas Rural River Fashion 2k25:
- Bucees cooler bag
- Sun hat from port aransas
- “Expensive” Kaftan bought online during pandemmy
April 29, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Already miss the faire.
My fits this year:
April 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
After binging the righteous gemstones i need to scream that every. single. line read Edi Patterson does as Judy Gemstone is incredible
April 15, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Thank you apple intelligence, I viscerally hate it
February 26, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Me to all the customers blowing up my company phone that are panic buying beef:
January 29, 2025 at 6:24 PM
As someone who tried to watch Emilia Perez last night, they should just turn this into a full movie.
This is so goddamn funny
January 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
I downloaded Infinity Nikki…
January 25, 2025 at 6:52 PM
They’re gonna try to terrorize us every day. Do your best to not consume it all.

There will be more than enough shoved in your face without you seeking it out.
January 20, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Cuntry boi 2025
January 3, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Excuse me what
#spotifywrapped
December 4, 2024 at 10:49 PM
Reposted by Max
I’m high and can’t stop laughing at this gay ass cow
November 29, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Behold my beige creations!!!
November 30, 2024 at 2:53 AM
Made a bomb ass prime rib
November 27, 2024 at 2:39 AM