Matt Policastro
@mattpolicastro.bsky.social
Distinguished fellow of Some Such Nonsense Studies. Data science and experimentation. Keep it wavy. @mattpolicastro on most sites worth using
Ok, but seriously, why do they keep casting Jared Leto as the lead
October 29, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ok, but seriously, why do they keep casting Jared Leto as the lead
Inadvertently tumbling into a bar absolutely glued to the Cubs in the playoffs, you can’t beat it
October 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Inadvertently tumbling into a bar absolutely glued to the Cubs in the playoffs, you can’t beat it
The new Apple OS updates seem pretty rough, but I am absolutely tickled that they added dedicated buttons for various flavors of unremarkable ambient to the control center options
September 23, 2025 at 4:14 AM
The new Apple OS updates seem pretty rough, but I am absolutely tickled that they added dedicated buttons for various flavors of unremarkable ambient to the control center options
I am a caricature, but I am a white guy who thinks He Might Be Onto Something With This Whole Pizza Dough Thing because I have been making some dope pizzas lately
September 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I am a caricature, but I am a white guy who thinks He Might Be Onto Something With This Whole Pizza Dough Thing because I have been making some dope pizzas lately
Was feeling unusually flushed after a bike ride so I finally looked up how much water I should be drinking based on my size, and I’m sorry: a gallon? A whole-ass gallon?? Every day???
September 22, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Was feeling unusually flushed after a bike ride so I finally looked up how much water I should be drinking based on my size, and I’m sorry: a gallon? A whole-ass gallon?? Every day???
It’s that time again: aggrieved normie complaints! I know delivery stuff is borked generally but how is FedEx THIS BAD, EVERY TIME. Expedited shipping? Sits in a warehouse for a week! Out for delivery? Jk, it’s still in the warehouse but we’re gonna send you the delivery notification every morning
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
It’s that time again: aggrieved normie complaints! I know delivery stuff is borked generally but how is FedEx THIS BAD, EVERY TIME. Expedited shipping? Sits in a warehouse for a week! Out for delivery? Jk, it’s still in the warehouse but we’re gonna send you the delivery notification every morning
It’s one of those nights where you have a taller pour than usual and nod solemnly, knowingly at the Disco Elysium bot quotes
September 16, 2025 at 3:18 AM
It’s one of those nights where you have a taller pour than usual and nod solemnly, knowingly at the Disco Elysium bot quotes
Reposted by Matt Policastro
CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
September 16, 2025 at 3:13 AM
CUNO - “Fuck does Cuno care?” The boy turns to you. (He doesn't care.)
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He’s a MANIAC
September 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
He’s a MANIAC
Breaking: Divvy has embraced American isolationism
September 16, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Breaking: Divvy has embraced American isolationism
My bike got stolen and it feels like I’ve missed the end of the summer riding season and woof is it a bummer
September 8, 2025 at 5:48 AM
My bike got stolen and it feels like I’ve missed the end of the summer riding season and woof is it a bummer
Putting “steel-toed Glerups slippers” on my list for Santa
September 7, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Putting “steel-toed Glerups slippers” on my list for Santa
Well, at least I’m still unhappy
September 6, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Well, at least I’m still unhappy
I thought that nearly getting hooked twice in a mile was pretty nuts—but when it happened a third time in the same mile I concluded that Lawrence Ave is the thoroughfare of fiends and degenerates
July 1, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I thought that nearly getting hooked twice in a mile was pretty nuts—but when it happened a third time in the same mile I concluded that Lawrence Ave is the thoroughfare of fiends and degenerates
Normally not this person , but screw it: back in a good lifting/cycling routine and I’m down 7lbs from my peak this spring. LIFTING HEAVY STUFF IS SO COOL
June 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Normally not this person , but screw it: back in a good lifting/cycling routine and I’m down 7lbs from my peak this spring. LIFTING HEAVY STUFF IS SO COOL
Made the mistake of multiplying my ride time by RPM tonight and I’m vacillating between horrified and fascinated that I did something (consciously and intentionally) more than 10k times today
June 23, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Made the mistake of multiplying my ride time by RPM tonight and I’m vacillating between horrified and fascinated that I did something (consciously and intentionally) more than 10k times today
I made a shandy from equal parts raspberry lemonade crystal light and pils as a ride recovery treat and actually it tastes pretty good
June 21, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I made a shandy from equal parts raspberry lemonade crystal light and pils as a ride recovery treat and actually it tastes pretty good
Riding on the lakefront tonight there was a huge swarm of younger guys on Divvys meandering across the entire trail. I rang my bell and they more or less immediately turned to me, rang their bells, and started sheering “BROOOO” as they made room for me to pass
Dudes rock?
Dudes rock?
June 18, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Riding on the lakefront tonight there was a huge swarm of younger guys on Divvys meandering across the entire trail. I rang my bell and they more or less immediately turned to me, rang their bells, and started sheering “BROOOO” as they made room for me to pass
Dudes rock?
Dudes rock?
The cottonwoods. They have taken everything from me
June 17, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The cottonwoods. They have taken everything from me
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Here’s a New York Times photo of the Chicago “No Kings” rally. NYT said the march that followed spanned at least 10 blocks.
June 14, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Here’s a New York Times photo of the Chicago “No Kings” rally. NYT said the march that followed spanned at least 10 blocks.
Chicago strong.
June 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Chicago strong.
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Happening now: a massive crowd growing in Chicago for this afternoon's No Kings march.
We'll update as we can. Service is spotty right now.
We'll update as we can. Service is spotty right now.
June 14, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Happening now: a massive crowd growing in Chicago for this afternoon's No Kings march.
We'll update as we can. Service is spotty right now.
We'll update as we can. Service is spotty right now.
Conor Lamb apology forms needed (myself included)
June 13, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Conor Lamb apology forms needed (myself included)