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Matthew He/him/his
@mattheweshultz.bsky.social
Wisconsin
Bi
father of a 3 year old
I can't believe I live in a world where the Bears are 9-3.
November 29, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Today, ICE agents and the 23-year-old 4channers in charge of DHS’ social media will join their families for Thanksgiving.

If that family includes you, you are obliged, as an American, as a patriot, as a human, to make it awful. RUIN THANKSGIVING FOR AMERICA.
The White Christian Supremacism of this administration is so extreme that it seems like it’s got to resolve with either a massive rejection of such illiberalism, or a violent, authoritarian imposition of it.
November 28, 2025 at 12:07 AM
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Geoff Keighley is a parasite
November 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
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Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I'm up late which means political opinions.

Chuck Schumer either 1) has no ability to inspire unity in his party as minority leader OR 2) is complicit in allowing them to cave. Both of which are terrible.
November 14, 2025 at 7:36 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Fuuuuck time to make calls to Tammy.
Sens. Jeanne Shaheen (N.H.)
Maggie Hassan (N.H.)
Sens. Jacky Rosen (Nev.),
Tammy Baldwin (Wis.), Mark Kelly (Ariz.),
Jon Ossoff (Ga.),
Gary Peters (Mich.) Dick Durbin (Ill.)

the Democrats who are are considered by R's as possible “yes” votes for the deal.
Call the United States Capitol switchboard at (202) 224-3121 and they will connect you with your senator's office.

If you're represented by one of the squishier centrists, be sure to make a call. Now.
November 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
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You may not agree, but I think it’s time for Dems from coast to coast to run on Medicare for all.

We do NOT need health insurance companies at all.

Period.

They serve no valuable societal purpose other than to add cost to healthcare and drive people crazy.
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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November 5, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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who could have suspected that Cuomo's "I'm not only a sex creep but also racist" campaign approach wouldn't pay off
November 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Censorship is now coming for your dnd and your warhammer and your farming sim, they don't care if it's not adult content. They wanted everything
MasterCard is marketing its new MasterCard Threat Intelligence platform to issuers & acquirers. A source familiar w/ MasterCard’s internal operations told me MTI is flagging anime, VTubing, adult content, tabletop, video games as potentially “high fraud risk”

fintechmagazine.com/news/how-is-...
How is Mastercard Preventing Payment Fraud at Scale?
Announcing Threat Intelligence at Money 20/20 US, Mastercard showcases its latest technology in preventing fraud, combining insights from Recorded Future
fintechmagazine.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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it's just avocado toast all the way down 🫠 an infinity loop of avocado toast
“At the same time, more than half of Gen Z members say they are struggling to make ends meet, yet a majority buy themselves a small treat, such as a pastry, coffee, or sweet, at least once a week. That can lead to overspending…”

archive.ph/2TI8J
October 31, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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EPISODE 1000 🦑 🎉

“My name is Leicester”

Novel of the White Powder, by Arthur Machen

Narrators: Kat Day and Alasdair Stuart
Host: Alasdair Stuart, with interview from Shawn Garrett
Audio: Graeme Dunlop

pseudopod.org/2025/10/30/p...

This story first appeared in The Three Impostors in 1895
PseudoPod 1000: Novel of the White Powder | PseudoPod
My name is Leicester; my father, Major-General Wyn Leicester, a distinguished officer of artillery, succumbed five years ago to a complicated liver complaint acquired in the deadly climate of India.
pseudopod.org
October 31, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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I've been thinking about Matt Furie a lot during this period of political frog realignment, so I made this comic dedicated to him.
October 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Are yesteryears nightmare before Christmas kids today's Hazben Hotel fans? I ask as a fan of both
October 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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Has anyone thought of turning the entire trump regime into llamas and sending them off on an adventure with a gentle llama herder so they can find their humanity? It worked for Kuzco.
October 22, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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For Tolkien fans, a timely passage for No Kings Eve, from WH Auden’s review of Lord of the Rings.
October 18, 2025 at 4:13 AM
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It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 17, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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I genuinely love that Larson continues to be A Weird Little Guy, as opposed to becoming some sort of weird online white supremacist like at least two cartoonists that readily spring to mind
It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again.

www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/
New Work by Gary Larson | TheFarSide.com
Get an exclusive look at brand new cartoons and artwork from cartoonist Gary Larson, creator of the iconic comic strip The Far Side®.
www.thefarside.com
October 18, 2025 at 7:45 AM
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white house has joined bluesky
click here to block all official us government accounts instantly

bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 17, 2025 at 10:08 PM
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🧵I just called @govpritzker.illinois.gov's office again to express my horror & rage. I also called my State Senator @harmonil.bsky.social & State Rep Camille Lilly.

If you're in IL, please call.

Pritzker's offices:
217-782-6830
217-782-6831
312-814-2121
312-814-2122

Find your IL state electeds ⬇️
October 17, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 16, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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With alt text
October 13, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I just did the math. Is @pseudopod.org episode 1000 releasing on actual Halloween?!?!
October 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM