Matthew’s Twitter Archive
matthewclanxbackup.bsky.social
Matthew’s Twitter Archive
@matthewclanxbackup.bsky.social
This is my Twitter archive so I can finally nuke my existence from Elon’s hellsite. Follow my main at @matthewclan.bsky.social
The thermostat in my office and the tutoring lab is borked today, and it is currently 61° in here. I am so cold. 🥶
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I want to play God of War: Ragnarök, but I’ve never played a God of War game before. Yesterday, I decided to start God of War (2018) and got sucked into it. Probably played for five or six hours. This game is hard.
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
What’s the best Decemberists song, and why is it The Island?

I mean, truly… just a magnum opus.
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
A co-worker (who is, admittedly, a bit odd to begin with) said to me yesterday, "Well, I guess Missouri voted for more homelessness..."

What a naïve and offensive misunderstanding of cannabis.
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I've had more students impress me this semester than ever before. I've also had to deal with more academic dishonesty this semester than ever before. What's going on?!
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
We did it, Missouri! 🍃💨
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Ahh, Election Day, aka the night I sleep worse than any other.
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Quickly becoming obsessed with Marvel Snap, and it’s all @DracoFire87’s fault.
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Enjoying a cup of mulled apple cider thanks to a friend/coworker. ☕️
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
Oh... I blocked El*n, too.
December 6, 2024 at 3:29 PM
I was just followed by a local whose profile was full of intentional misgendering and transphobic shit. I had never hit the block button so fast in my life.
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
#CurrentlyWatching HALLOWEEN (1978) on 4K Ultra HD Blu-ray
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Did you hear my covert narcissism I disguise as altruism like some kind of congressman? 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Also watched a thriller called "Hush" (2016) yesterday evening. Interesting twist on the home invasion subgenre. I could definitely see people comparing it to "The Strangers," but found this one more compelling.
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Last night, I tried out two Xbox games I never really got into before: Halo (probably still not for me) and Ninja Gaiden Sigma (holy crap, it's good).
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I feel very ADHD today.
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
It’s spooky season, so I’ve decided to read The Amityville Horror. I’ve seen a few of the movies and bits and pieces of enough documentaries to know that the Lutz family is full of attention-seekers surrounded by shysters. As such, I can’t read this as anything more than fiction.
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Started Wild Arms on the PS5 this evening. It’s got that classic 90s RPG feel. Released in the US four months before Final Fantasy VII, I can see how this game might have been overshadowed. From the hour or so I played tonight, though, I’d say it’s still worth checking out…
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
I find it personally offensive how far I have to scroll to get to my birth year now when filling out online forms.
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
A couple of days ago, Sydney and I went to GameXchange with my buddy Owen to look for an N64 expansion pack (we didn’t find one there, but did get one elsewhere). As we were leaving the store, Sydney asked me, “Do they sell old Xbox consoles?” (1/4)
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Asked for bleu cheese.
Got American cheese.
#FirstWorldProblems
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Hey! What’s this Twitter Circle thing? Seems pretty cool. If you’re seeing this, consider yourself special, I guess? If you’re not seeing this... oops. At least you won’t know you were excluded because you’re not seeing this. 🤷🏼‍♂️😃
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Tonight’s episode of House of the Dragon was unbelievably good. Best episode yet, and good enough for me to [almost] forgive the showrunners for the actress-changing time jump.
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
The brain fog is dense this morning.
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM
You are not alone in the eye of the darkest storm.
We are the lighthouse shining a lamp from the shore,
To bring your journey home 🎶

You are not alone,
Use this song to lead you home.
We are what's left of the love that can pierce through the callous
Life you've spent undone 🎶
December 6, 2024 at 3:28 PM