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Matt Crawford
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Am I the last of my kind?
"These turkeys, they're eating the dogs. They're eating the cats. They're eating the pets."
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 6:24 PM
You feed beef smoothies to turkeys and you bet your ass they turn violent.
Trump: "Despite their size, Secretary Kennedy has formally certified that these are the first ever MAHA turkeys. They could be fat, but they're still MAHA. They've been fattened on a steady diet of grass, beef, to allow the smoothies and all the other things they have been eating for this occasion."
November 25, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Eagles making me chuckle.
November 24, 2025 at 12:23 AM
JFC, @espn.com. Figure out the sound issues for this Hofstra/Vermont game.
November 23, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Bluegrass/jamgrass show in Waterbury, VT tonight. Should be 🔥🔥
November 21, 2025 at 6:24 PM
100 percent this.
The discharge petition will not see the light of day.
I will be surprised if one or more of the House Republicans who have signed on to the Epstein discharge petition aren't strong-armed by Trump into changing their votes after Grijalva is sworn in, thus leaving the signers short of 218
November 12, 2025 at 6:17 PM
"I don't want to hear about affordability, you can eat cheap food at Wal-Mart," isn't quite the victory lap Cheeto Benito thinks it is.
November 7, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Mr. Speaker, you seem to be one of the least informed members of Congress. Are you concerned about being in the dark on so many of these daily issues?
RAJU: Last week you were very critical of Biden's use of the autopen. But Trump admitted on 60 Minutes to not knowing he pardoned a crypto billionaire who pleaded guilty to money laundering. Does that also concern you?

MIKE JOHNSON: I don't know anything about that. I didn't see it. I'm not sure.
November 3, 2025 at 5:31 PM
The buck stops, well, somewhere, it stops, I guess.
Trump: "It's their fault. Everything is their fault."
October 31, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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I consider this a win for the Expos.
October 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Lane Hutson lifts Matt Rempe's stick and bodies him as a rebound possibility arises. Rempe is listed at 6-9, 261. Hutson is listed at 5-9, 162.
October 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
"Everyone needs to turn the rhetoric down."
- Mike Johnson, once, when it suited him.
Leavitt: "The Democrat Party's main constituency is made up of Hamas terrorists, illegal aliens, and violent criminals."
October 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Kent Hughes locked up his entire first line, and top two defenders long term without a single contract topping 10 mil AAV

Honest to god he might be a fucking wizard
October 13, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Josh Allen turning the ball over and the Pats with a drive to win it late.
Just like the good old days!
October 6, 2025 at 3:39 AM
My word, Apple. Your updated iOS26 sucks. Camera, flashlight, a few apps don’t work. Thing is a mess.
October 2, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Can we just stop handing the ball off to Stevenson?
September 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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so many dead canaries and we just keep on mining
September 17, 2025 at 11:10 PM
What are we doing here?
Support for vaccinating kids against infectious diseases dropped from 81% in 1991 to 51% last year

We are getting dumber as a society
September 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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Canadiens’ Lane Hutson gets short end of stick from USA Hockey
Canadiens’ Lane Hutson gets short end of stick from USA Hockey
Defenceman left off U.S. Olympic orientation camp list, while Habs teammate Cole Caufield receives an invitation.
bit.ly
August 19, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Montreal’s Calder Trophy-winning rookie Lane Hutson was left off USA Hockey’s Olympic camp roster, sparking debate over his omission.
Lane Hutson’s Calder-Winning Rookie Year Not Enough for Olympic Invite
Montreal’s Calder Trophy-winning rookie Lane Hutson was left off USA Hockey’s Olympic camp roster, sparking debate over his omission.
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August 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Care to explain @usahockey.bsky.social?
#Habs Cole Caufield received an invite to USA Hockey's men's Olympic orientation camp but no invite for the reigning #NHL rookie of the year Lane Hutson...
August 20, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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Inflation was higher than expected, jobs and consumer confidence lower than expected. A new American golden age is upon us!
August 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
OK, Scotland. You know what to do.
July 23, 2025 at 2:45 AM
👀
July 22, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Doesn’t even know where he is, what he’s doing or who he’s with. Addled old man needs serious help.
Trump and FIFA’s Gianni Infantino show up to give Chelsea FC the Club World Cup trophy — Chelsea’s players asked Trump to step aside for their trophy lift, but he sticks around to soak up the spotlight anyway. 🤡
July 14, 2025 at 1:16 AM