'I think Ruben Amorim will whip Manchester United into shape. I could be wrong, he could be the equivalent of the monorail guy in The Simpsons.'

Are Manchester United set for another turbulent season?

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‘They’re like the slow horses, they’ll win the league secretly for Manchester United and no one will ever know.’

What will happen to Manchester United's 'Slow Horses'?

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‘Even Infantino knows, once you pass the trophy over, you sidle off to the side’

After the final whistle of the Club World Cup, Donald Trump, and Gianni Infantino, presented Chelsea with the trophy.

What Trump did next left the Chelsea players, bemused.

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‘The fans are all yelling, “sausage, sausage”'

Paul Watson reveals one of the wonderful quirks of the Scottish coached, Finland team, SJK Seinäjoki, where meat based incentives inspire the team.

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'I'm looking at Barry's face going: do you know where he is?'

The Football Weekly panel were keen to know if Barry was aware of Sergio Ramos' recent movements after his goal at the Club World Cup.

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‘Sometimes you will just see a fisherman with shin pads on.’

In 2009, Football Weekly’s very own @paul-c-watson.bsky.social, aided by assistant coach Matthew Conrad, decided to manage the worst international side in world football, Pohnpei.

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‘Is Maresca not a very good manager or is it just his lack of charisma and sense of sniffy superiority that makes him so unpopular?’

Why is Enzo Maresca unpopular with some Chelsea fans?

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‘Will you run a half marathon for Great Ormond Street, Barry? Or do you not care?’

Barry originally refused to run a half marathon but he might have to get the running shoes out after all ...

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It’s been a long two months

9 out of 9 in the Trent Reznor / Nine Inch Nails Mastermind specialist round…

Merry fucking Christmas to me

Would laugh if this Tame Impala pre-order actually turns out to be a literal synth and not just an interesting album roll out . Kevin will literally do ANYTHING but drop a new album...

All my favourite artists are releasing music at the same time and I'm not sure my bank balance can handle it 🫣

SNOW!!! (we still do this, right?)

Rúben Amorim.