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To everyone who voted for Trump so he could bring back manufacturing jobs:
I just got laid off from my manufacturing job. I hope you're fucking happy.
I just got laid off from my manufacturing job. I hope you're fucking happy.
So apparently Netflix is buying Warner Bros
December 5, 2025 at 5:32 PM
So apparently Netflix is buying Warner Bros
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RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
December 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
RAJU: If defenseless survivors were killed, would that constitute a violation of the laws of war?
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
MIKE JOHNSON: I'm not going to prejudge any of that. I was pretty busy yesterday. I didn't follow a lot of the news.
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Something something land war in Asia.
But hey, Netflix has to do *something* with all that stock value.
But hey, Netflix has to do *something* with all that stock value.
Wait, wait.
Netflix is going to take on massive debt to purchase Warner Bros?
Like did you not see AOL, AT&T and Discovery all step on that exact same rake or were you just not paying attention?
Netflix is going to take on massive debt to purchase Warner Bros?
Like did you not see AOL, AT&T and Discovery all step on that exact same rake or were you just not paying attention?
Warner Bros. Gets Mostly Cash Netflix Offer in New Round of Bids
Warner Bros. Discovery Inc. was fielding a second round of bids on Monday, including a mostly cash offer from Netflix Inc., in an auction that could wrap up in the coming days or weeks, according to p...
www.bloomberg.com
December 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Something something land war in Asia.
But hey, Netflix has to do *something* with all that stock value.
But hey, Netflix has to do *something* with all that stock value.
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There had better be trials. And not just for the low-level thugs carrying out these orders, but for everyone up the chain of command.
If we get past this, the solution isn’t to pretend it never happened and invite Stephen Miller to Harvard’s Institute of Politics.
It’s trials w real punishments.
If we get past this, the solution isn’t to pretend it never happened and invite Stephen Miller to Harvard’s Institute of Politics.
It’s trials w real punishments.
A family friend was telling us about what her husband shared about his experience in Broadview before he was deported back to Mexico. She's been sharing to friends and family because she's just in disbelief & horror what her husband told her. She wasn't able to talk to him until he was in Mexico.
November 7, 2025 at 12:45 PM
There had better be trials. And not just for the low-level thugs carrying out these orders, but for everyone up the chain of command.
If we get past this, the solution isn’t to pretend it never happened and invite Stephen Miller to Harvard’s Institute of Politics.
It’s trials w real punishments.
If we get past this, the solution isn’t to pretend it never happened and invite Stephen Miller to Harvard’s Institute of Politics.
It’s trials w real punishments.
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JD Vance on the same morning Trump calls for execution of elected Democrats: "He's not a violent person:"
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
JD Vance on the same morning Trump calls for execution of elected Democrats: "He's not a violent person:"
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Life is extremely kiki right now and I would really like it to be just a little more bouba
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Life is extremely kiki right now and I would really like it to be just a little more bouba
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a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
November 11, 2025 at 12:41 AM
a new genre of photo in the last year is federal agents working for ICE pointing guns directly at photographers
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I’ve said this before, but I think Manchin and Sinema provided a whole lot of cover…
November 10, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’ve said this before, but I think Manchin and Sinema provided a whole lot of cover…
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chuck schumer was all "the base is energized? Not on my watch!!!"
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
chuck schumer was all "the base is energized? Not on my watch!!!"
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Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Tech guys six months ago: haha yes we’re cutting all this WASTEFUL spending by eliminating medical research and USAID
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
Tech guys now: yes I think taxpayers will be excited to bailout my non consensual pornography machine
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"You city folk live in a bubble! Unlike us rural people who have never left our home towns where everyone goes to the same church, school, and family reunion!"
November 7, 2025 at 12:46 PM
"You city folk live in a bubble! Unlike us rural people who have never left our home towns where everyone goes to the same church, school, and family reunion!"
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my favorite example of this.
November 7, 2025 at 12:20 PM
my favorite example of this.
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Nooooooo cities are shitholes! Warzones! Millions of people pay a premium to live there because [looks around hoping someone provides an answer] well anyway I don't like them so I'm going to act like this is an objective viewpoint that everyone is required to adopt.
November 7, 2025 at 12:09 PM
Nooooooo cities are shitholes! Warzones! Millions of people pay a premium to live there because [looks around hoping someone provides an answer] well anyway I don't like them so I'm going to act like this is an objective viewpoint that everyone is required to adopt.
"hAs FeMiNiSm GoNe ToO fAr?"
November 6, 2025 at 4:23 PM
"hAs FeMiNiSm GoNe ToO fAr?"
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grok, do soldiers historically remain reliable if they go hungry?
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown trib.al/5WGvUOq
Army closes only dining facility on Kansas base due to government shutdown
The only dining facility for junior troops at the Army’s Fort Leavenworth in Kansas has been closed due to funding issues.
trib.al
November 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
grok, do soldiers historically remain reliable if they go hungry?
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Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SARIA’S LAW (everyone gets a free ocarina)
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Good job New York, now Zohran Mamdani is gonna enact SARIA’S LAW (everyone gets a free ocarina)
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Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
October 18, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Hi, I'm the ProPublica reporter who's been tracking an unusual stat: U.S. citizens grabbed by immigration agents.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
I did it because the government isn’t.
This is what I found.
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If I was in the leadership of one of the two ruling parties in this country I would probably get pretty loudly angry about a candidate from my party getting brutalized by the federal & local cops sicced on them by the party we both oppose
October 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
If I was in the leadership of one of the two ruling parties in this country I would probably get pretty loudly angry about a candidate from my party getting brutalized by the federal & local cops sicced on them by the party we both oppose
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I just want my Cookie Crisp cereal to cost less than $7 a box
October 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I just want my Cookie Crisp cereal to cost less than $7 a box
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I said what I said: Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague for crimes against humanity.
October 5, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I said what I said: Kristi Noem should be tried at The Hague for crimes against humanity.
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I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time
October 2, 2025 at 12:51 PM
I know these guys are all dumber than a sack of hammers, but it is fascinating to see the military decide “logistics are gay” in real time
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As funny as Eric Adams often is, and as much of a loser as Hakeem Jeffries always is, it really bears emphasizing here that Adams is shockingly, generationally corrupt and the only reason he isn't being prosecuted for it is because Trump personally intervened. This is who Jeffries is praising here
NEW: Jeffries praises Eric Adams in a statement, saying he has "served courageously and authentically for decades" and that "meaningful progress has been made" during his mayoralty.
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
Says he will "publicly weigh in" on the mayoral race "well before the start of early voting.”
September 28, 2025 at 7:56 PM
As funny as Eric Adams often is, and as much of a loser as Hakeem Jeffries always is, it really bears emphasizing here that Adams is shockingly, generationally corrupt and the only reason he isn't being prosecuted for it is because Trump personally intervened. This is who Jeffries is praising here
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With democrats like Hakeem Jeffries, who needs Republicans?
September 28, 2025 at 9:52 PM
With democrats like Hakeem Jeffries, who needs Republicans?