Mat Alano-Martin
@matalanomartin.bsky.social
- Seen on Hulu
- Heard on Sirius/XM
- Felt at Limestone Comedy Festival
- Smelt at Beltalowda
- Tasted like coffee
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- Heard on Sirius/XM
- Felt at Limestone Comedy Festival
- Smelt at Beltalowda
- Tasted like coffee
linktr.ee/matalanomartin
As thirsty as the internet already is for #LuigiMangione - just imagine if they find out his back injury is from hauling around a huge one.
December 10, 2024 at 2:32 PM
As thirsty as the internet already is for #LuigiMangione - just imagine if they find out his back injury is from hauling around a huge one.
December 10, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Heard a rumor the CEO killer is doing a feature on the next Kendrick track.
December 9, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Heard a rumor the CEO killer is doing a feature on the next Kendrick track.
The craziest thing about the Hawk Tuah crypto story is that she didn’t call it SPITCOIN.
December 8, 2024 at 12:43 AM
The craziest thing about the Hawk Tuah crypto story is that she didn’t call it SPITCOIN.
Oh hey #Indianapolis - I’m telling jokes, stories, truths, exaggerations, lies, bits and riffs this Sunday at Helium Comedy Club - come see about me.
December 6, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Oh hey #Indianapolis - I’m telling jokes, stories, truths, exaggerations, lies, bits and riffs this Sunday at Helium Comedy Club - come see about me.
The real shame about the United Health Care CEO murder is it came two months too late for a really great Halloween couples costume.
December 5, 2024 at 10:41 PM
The real shame about the United Health Care CEO murder is it came two months too late for a really great Halloween couples costume.
Bringing the internet together to celebrate a murder is the most United thing a for profit Health Care company has ever done.
December 5, 2024 at 5:40 PM
Bringing the internet together to celebrate a murder is the most United thing a for profit Health Care company has ever done.
I go live on TikTok for the first time and simultaneously somewhere in China a low level intelligence officer proclaims “Wow, he’s a really sloppy guitar player.”
December 3, 2024 at 8:09 PM
I go live on TikTok for the first time and simultaneously somewhere in China a low level intelligence officer proclaims “Wow, he’s a really sloppy guitar player.”
Webster’s has declared #BrainRot the word(s) of the year, meaning that not only was it a Brat Summer but also a Brot Year. Prepare for a Brit Christmas where you don a paper crown and exchange bottles of Brut cologne with your cousin Brett.
December 3, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Webster’s has declared #BrainRot the word(s) of the year, meaning that not only was it a Brat Summer but also a Brot Year. Prepare for a Brit Christmas where you don a paper crown and exchange bottles of Brut cologne with your cousin Brett.
Taken on its own, FX’s Say Nothing is a fantastic piece of television, but tonally it feels very out of place in the Say Anything Universe.
December 3, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Taken on its own, FX’s Say Nothing is a fantastic piece of television, but tonally it feels very out of place in the Say Anything Universe.
Is it gouache to use bsky to self promote? Is it just for hot takes & recycled memes turned into text for validation from the masses who crave the median of wit? Did I cut & paste this from Threads? Get the answer to these questions this Sunday when I perform at Helium Comedy Club in #Indianapolis
Helium Comedy Club
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December 3, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Is it gouache to use bsky to self promote? Is it just for hot takes & recycled memes turned into text for validation from the masses who crave the median of wit? Did I cut & paste this from Threads? Get the answer to these questions this Sunday when I perform at Helium Comedy Club in #Indianapolis
I seem to get more followers the less I post, so if this is the last thing I ever put on here, let it be this: thanks for following me. All 7 million of you.
December 1, 2024 at 4:49 PM
I seem to get more followers the less I post, so if this is the last thing I ever put on here, let it be this: thanks for following me. All 7 million of you.
Of all the days, Thanksgiving is the one where it is most important to be mindful and make sure you are holding space for another plate of sides and some dessert.
November 28, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Of all the days, Thanksgiving is the one where it is most important to be mindful and make sure you are holding space for another plate of sides and some dessert.
GUITAR FACT: You can turn a tube guitar amp’s volume up to a point where natural distortion or “breakup” occurs. It’s called “breakup” because it’s the volume at which your spouse will threaten to leave you.
November 28, 2024 at 12:32 PM
GUITAR FACT: You can turn a tube guitar amp’s volume up to a point where natural distortion or “breakup” occurs. It’s called “breakup” because it’s the volume at which your spouse will threaten to leave you.
New white husband wanders the aisles of the Asian market with a shopping list and a look of panic upon his face. Stay strong brother. ✊🏻
November 27, 2024 at 11:14 PM
New white husband wanders the aisles of the Asian market with a shopping list and a look of panic upon his face. Stay strong brother. ✊🏻
Pro tip - if you want to see 80% of your city’s population go to the grocery store at 5pm the night before Thanksgiving.
November 27, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Pro tip - if you want to see 80% of your city’s population go to the grocery store at 5pm the night before Thanksgiving.
Just unlocked a new level on guitar. Fiddled with the knobs on the guitar instead of having them all set at 10. Makes a difference! Who knew?
November 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM
Just unlocked a new level on guitar. Fiddled with the knobs on the guitar instead of having them all set at 10. Makes a difference! Who knew?
Are you a Bandsintown user? Why not give me a follow to know when I’m coming to town and also to help with my social media based self-esteem.
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Mat Alano-Martin
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November 26, 2024 at 9:36 PM
Are you a Bandsintown user? Why not give me a follow to know when I’m coming to town and also to help with my social media based self-esteem.
www.bandsintown.com/a/15562764-m...
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If Weird Al doesn’t do a parody of Kendrick’s “Squabble Up” called “Scrabble Up” I will be very sad. #weirdal #kendrick #squabbleup #scrabble
November 26, 2024 at 6:20 PM
If Weird Al doesn’t do a parody of Kendrick’s “Squabble Up” called “Scrabble Up” I will be very sad. #weirdal #kendrick #squabbleup #scrabble
Sure, RFK will be terrible for America, but he’s going to be great for my new bootlegging business running fluoride, pasteurized milk and vaccines across the border.
November 26, 2024 at 12:45 PM
Sure, RFK will be terrible for America, but he’s going to be great for my new bootlegging business running fluoride, pasteurized milk and vaccines across the border.
It really is mind boggling when you stop to consider that in a global population of 8.2 billion people spread across six continents there is a single individual somewhere whose favorite song is “Slip Of The Tongue” by Faster Pussycat.
November 25, 2024 at 10:40 PM
It really is mind boggling when you stop to consider that in a global population of 8.2 billion people spread across six continents there is a single individual somewhere whose favorite song is “Slip Of The Tongue” by Faster Pussycat.
Been on here for a week and have not gone viral / gotten famous so I’m calling it. Bluesky? More like BOOsky!
November 22, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Been on here for a week and have not gone viral / gotten famous so I’m calling it. Bluesky? More like BOOsky!
HOT TAKE ALERT - the more expensive the running shoe / hiking boot the less effective the laces are. Why am I retying my $300 shoes more times in a day than I did my entire childhood?
November 21, 2024 at 9:40 PM
HOT TAKE ALERT - the more expensive the running shoe / hiking boot the less effective the laces are. Why am I retying my $300 shoes more times in a day than I did my entire childhood?
🎶The world is New Hampshire🎵
Hi, I’m Billy Corgan for the New England tourism board.
Hi, I’m Billy Corgan for the New England tourism board.
November 21, 2024 at 12:23 PM
🎶The world is New Hampshire🎵
Hi, I’m Billy Corgan for the New England tourism board.
Hi, I’m Billy Corgan for the New England tourism board.