Smokin Hot Business Goose
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I yell about stuff. I also repost things other people yell about. They're usually more articulate than me. Cloaca enthusiast. He/Him
It only took 2 abject failures to finally figure out the multitudes of things I was doing wrong when cooking ahi steaks, and God damn if the 3rd time wasn't the charm.
December 4, 2025 at 12:27 AM
It only took 2 abject failures to finally figure out the multitudes of things I was doing wrong when cooking ahi steaks, and God damn if the 3rd time wasn't the charm.
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Educated Person: At long last, I have the chance to ask the author about a provocative viewpoint regarding his classic literary novel You Should Be Ashamed of Your Provocative Viewpoint
There's an interview somebody did with Nabokov where the interviewer said "you know, Hollywood actors get married to young girls all the time and everybody thinks it's cool, what's so bad about Humbert Humbert?" and Nabokov is like "he is evil and she is 12 what the fuck is wrong with you?"
November 13, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Educated Person: At long last, I have the chance to ask the author about a provocative viewpoint regarding his classic literary novel You Should Be Ashamed of Your Provocative Viewpoint
Go listen to the album "Don't Care, Didn't Ask" by Cheap Perfume. Barring some kind of December dark horse, this is absolutely going to be my album of the year. Fierce riotgrrl punk rock that makes you as full of system smashing rage as you were able to be as a teenager.
November 10, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Go listen to the album "Don't Care, Didn't Ask" by Cheap Perfume. Barring some kind of December dark horse, this is absolutely going to be my album of the year. Fierce riotgrrl punk rock that makes you as full of system smashing rage as you were able to be as a teenager.
So I watched the new Fantastic 4 movie and while it required you to know just enough about the comic to yadda yadda the origin story, you didn't have to know a single other thing about the MCU to enjoy it. I very much liked that.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
So I watched the new Fantastic 4 movie and while it required you to know just enough about the comic to yadda yadda the origin story, you didn't have to know a single other thing about the MCU to enjoy it. I very much liked that.
Sometimes you've just got to show your bestest little guy to strangers on the internet
November 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Sometimes you've just got to show your bestest little guy to strangers on the internet
Threads is usually an insufferable place to be, but holy shit it is BAD today. The anti Mamdani copium among the self-proclaimed centrists is a strong batch. And that's not even touching the outright racism from the right and the zionists.
November 5, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Threads is usually an insufferable place to be, but holy shit it is BAD today. The anti Mamdani copium among the self-proclaimed centrists is a strong batch. And that's not even touching the outright racism from the right and the zionists.
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We must take the high road here. These monsters should get a fair trial before they are hung by the state for their crimes
Getting new details on this now:
As the arrest unfolded, teachers pleaded with the agents telling them the teacher had a work permit. The agents went into multiple rooms looking for teachers while children were present. One teacher hid with a child in her care while the agents stormed the facility.
As the arrest unfolded, teachers pleaded with the agents telling them the teacher had a work permit. The agents went into multiple rooms looking for teachers while children were present. One teacher hid with a child in her care while the agents stormed the facility.
Raids inside day cares had been off limits until this year, when, on his first day in office, President Donald Trump removed that protection.
The arrest reportedly took place in front of children.
19thnews.org/2025/11/chil...
The arrest reportedly took place in front of children.
19thnews.org/2025/11/chil...
November 5, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We must take the high road here. These monsters should get a fair trial before they are hung by the state for their crimes
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
My daughter has been kind of despondent that kids around her keep losing teeth and she hasn't lost any (she's only 6, so not out of the ordinary). Anyway, today she discovered a loose tooth and video called me about it before school and her excitement was the cutest damn thing I've seen in ages.
October 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
My daughter has been kind of despondent that kids around her keep losing teeth and she hasn't lost any (she's only 6, so not out of the ordinary). Anyway, today she discovered a loose tooth and video called me about it before school and her excitement was the cutest damn thing I've seen in ages.
Was supposed to go see Between the Buried and Me last night, but due to a bad reaction to my monthly Vivitrol shot instead got to spend the night curled up in a ball in bed, so that was super fun 🙄
October 25, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Was supposed to go see Between the Buried and Me last night, but due to a bad reaction to my monthly Vivitrol shot instead got to spend the night curled up in a ball in bed, so that was super fun 🙄
Am I crazy, or has Elon gotten A LOT quieter ever since they came out with "Grimes but she's programmed to like you"? Like, did we just need an anime girl to encourage him to goon to get him to shut the fuck up?
October 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Am I crazy, or has Elon gotten A LOT quieter ever since they came out with "Grimes but she's programmed to like you"? Like, did we just need an anime girl to encourage him to goon to get him to shut the fuck up?
It would honestly be REALLY funny if Taylor Swift was a secret white supremacist spreading encoded hate for YEARS because what? What an insane thing to think! She's a greedy billionaire and wants as much money as possible, so she lets the controversy churn. That's it! That's all there is to it!
October 15, 2025 at 4:59 PM
It would honestly be REALLY funny if Taylor Swift was a secret white supremacist spreading encoded hate for YEARS because what? What an insane thing to think! She's a greedy billionaire and wants as much money as possible, so she lets the controversy churn. That's it! That's all there is to it!
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Why would anyone get an English degree when I can go to ChatGPT *now* and tell it to summarize all of Western literature in 100 words, then read it out to me in the voice of an anime girl, then make me a drawing of the anime girl, then give the anime girl giant bazongas, then call a priest for me?
October 12, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Why would anyone get an English degree when I can go to ChatGPT *now* and tell it to summarize all of Western literature in 100 words, then read it out to me in the voice of an anime girl, then make me a drawing of the anime girl, then give the anime girl giant bazongas, then call a priest for me?
Rest in piss Ian Watkins. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving piece of shit.
October 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Rest in piss Ian Watkins. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving piece of shit.
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For a long time, the US extreme right was held back from ruthlessly pursuing its goals by the notion that "someone" would stop them & punish them.
Trump 1 taught them nobody would stop them, & Biden taught them nobody would punish them.
And here we are.
Trump 1 taught them nobody would stop them, & Biden taught them nobody would punish them.
And here we are.
Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
October 11, 2025 at 2:08 PM
For a long time, the US extreme right was held back from ruthlessly pursuing its goals by the notion that "someone" would stop them & punish them.
Trump 1 taught them nobody would stop them, & Biden taught them nobody would punish them.
And here we are.
Trump 1 taught them nobody would stop them, & Biden taught them nobody would punish them.
And here we are.
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
Glad my wife and I had kids and I got my vasectomy when I did because what they are doing to childhood vaccines is so fucking scary I could puke
October 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Glad my wife and I had kids and I got my vasectomy when I did because what they are doing to childhood vaccines is so fucking scary I could puke
Katie Porter would be an infinitely better governor than Newsome, but she needs to get her shit together. The path to victory is much harder if your reputation is "person who treats their subordinates like shit". How well did that go for Amy Klobuchar? Own up and promise to do better, girl!
October 11, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Katie Porter would be an infinitely better governor than Newsome, but she needs to get her shit together. The path to victory is much harder if your reputation is "person who treats their subordinates like shit". How well did that go for Amy Klobuchar? Own up and promise to do better, girl!
So episode 2 of Alien Earth truly decided that the closing note it wanted was "Tool song about ass fucking". Absolutely WILD decision.
October 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
So episode 2 of Alien Earth truly decided that the closing note it wanted was "Tool song about ass fucking". Absolutely WILD decision.
No. Fuck you. I'm not starting another account on another app. Get absolutely fucked to death.
October 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
No. Fuck you. I'm not starting another account on another app. Get absolutely fucked to death.
I was not expecting the beginning of the "Xenomorphs but on earth" show to be this much of a fucking emotional gut punch. A VERY promising sign for the rest of the series.
October 6, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I was not expecting the beginning of the "Xenomorphs but on earth" show to be this much of a fucking emotional gut punch. A VERY promising sign for the rest of the series.
The way some of y'all were talking about the new Superman you'd have thought they name dropped Netanyahu, when this is VERY clearly a Russia/Ukraine metaphor that you can certainly project anti-zionism onto. Still a bomb ass movie, the discourse just now makes a lot more sense.
October 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
The way some of y'all were talking about the new Superman you'd have thought they name dropped Netanyahu, when this is VERY clearly a Russia/Ukraine metaphor that you can certainly project anti-zionism onto. Still a bomb ass movie, the discourse just now makes a lot more sense.
So that Charli diss song is just God awful, right? Real "how do you do fellow kids" energy for the full run.
October 3, 2025 at 7:49 PM
So that Charli diss song is just God awful, right? Real "how do you do fellow kids" energy for the full run.
Cooked and ate fish that my wife and I are now suspecting may have just started to go bad because everything feels very shitty so this is very cool.
October 3, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Cooked and ate fish that my wife and I are now suspecting may have just started to go bad because everything feels very shitty so this is very cool.
Ok, we've all seen the dumb, unimportant headline about Elon musk's wealth - do we need to keep sharing the articles about it? Seems like it's rewarding "line go up" brand reportage to give those articles ANY exposure...
October 1, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Ok, we've all seen the dumb, unimportant headline about Elon musk's wealth - do we need to keep sharing the articles about it? Seems like it's rewarding "line go up" brand reportage to give those articles ANY exposure...