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Hello boys and gals and nonbinary pals welcome to my gassy haven since twitter is dying in a relationship with gassyjayden still open to meets and such
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wishing you a fat and bouncy Monday
April 28, 2025 at 12:34 PM
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He dsnt know how long its going to take to finish your job.He just knows that you've done a shite job & you need to be punished under his watchfu l eye while he fixes your mess. He slinks out of his tight suit and farts down your throat. @peppasdad.bsky.social uses his beefy ass like a weapon. #fart
October 28, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Alright lads it's been a couple of weeks huh. Had a takeaway last night and I'm blasting away this morning 💨💨💨
November 8, 2025 at 12:01 PM
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Update: drank milk that was bad and I didn’t realize but my asshole did.

#fart #gassy #eproctophilia #upsetstomach #stomachache #underwearfetish
November 7, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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what? I told you not to sit there dude
October 30, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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How the fuck did these sweatpants get so stained 🤔💨💨
October 21, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I guess I could join in on this app hahah who’s sniffing boys
October 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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IDK what would make your face redder my hot farts mixed with the sweat from my ass, or your feelings of humiliation and shame.

I bet it'd be a close race:
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October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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You are laying on the couch and see me walking into the room sagging my pants. I had eaten a lot of beef earlier and you know I am going to drop this meaty fart on your chin. Hope I didn’t interrupt your favorite show.

#fart #gassy #sagging #underwearfart #eproctophilia #saggingfart
September 1, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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Another day in these briefs. No plans today except to fart and funk them up. Come enjoy my roast beef farts.

#fart #gassy #eproctophilia #tightywhities #brieffarts #dirtyunderwear #usedunderwear #raunch #mansmells
October 8, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Did you know?

If you inhale my gas, your farts will start to smell exactly like mine and I find it so damn sexy that you are allowing me to invade your digestive system with my potent fumes. Huff it all up, baby 😮‍💨

#fart #fartcompilation #raunch #eproctophilia #manscent #farting #gassy #wetfart
September 1, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Get your face deep in this noisy hole
October 10, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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Training you for the gas swallowing marathon
October 12, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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My tummy’s been FAWWKED today! had some poor lads fixing the bathroom and my ass was competing with their equipment to see who could make the most noise 🤣 was fighting for my life in there #gassy #farts #eproctophilia
October 16, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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How's my profile looking?
October 14, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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October 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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Forgot my belt this morning. Currently out in public sagging with zebra-print briefs.
October 15, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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CW: #fart

...The sight of *another* set of legs poking under him made the big guy's mind gears grind. They were not thrashing around, so that meant they had been knocked out cold... or were a damn brave trooper.

Bouncer #kothu and Diego 🎨 by @lesickomode.bsky.social ! (3/3)

Thank you again man 🧡
April 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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Glad to have thought of recording that one. His rips were usually deep, but this chair never failed to give them an even lower, bassier ring... Like on the past nights, he'd blast as much ass as he wanted, no one to complain.

Bouncer #kothu and Diego 🎨 by @lesickomode.bsky.social ! (2/3)
April 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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After holding for the past two hours in front of patrons, the big draconid finally has some alone time to blow off some steam...

Bouncer #kothu and Diego 🎨 by @lesickomode.bsky.social ! (1/3)

Art trade for the Bouncer Assistance story on FA ➡️ www.furaffinity.net/view/60678247/
April 29, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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I've drawn a few skunks over the years- you gotta love that there's an animal out there who's infamous for its bad smells...
September 14, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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This is how cool teachers sit right?
September 13, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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😩 who ordered the vanilla milkshake?
September 6, 2025 at 7:01 PM