MassCrouton
@masscrouton.bsky.social
Husband, cat dad, streamer, and MtG enjoyer. Podcast host and streamer for Southern Magic here on Blue Sky
https://linktr.ee/masscrouton
https://linktr.ee/masscrouton
Oh yeah Happy Halloween
October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Oh yeah Happy Halloween
“Isn’t this worm funny? His name is Marcus. He says a bunch of funny stuff through TTS. Isn’t he hilarious? Come on, laugh at it with me.”
October 31, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“Isn’t this worm funny? His name is Marcus. He says a bunch of funny stuff through TTS. Isn’t he hilarious? Come on, laugh at it with me.”
I can’t imagine more of a red flag than a tattoo parlor using AI to create promotional material
October 30, 2025 at 7:00 PM
I can’t imagine more of a red flag than a tattoo parlor using AI to create promotional material
Had a very good day representing @southrnmagic.bsky.social playing legacy at #MCAtlanta. Played just straight dimir tempo to 2nd place with a final record of 7-2-1. Can’t wait for #EternalWeekend!
September 27, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Had a very good day representing @southrnmagic.bsky.social playing legacy at #MCAtlanta. Played just straight dimir tempo to 2nd place with a final record of 7-2-1. Can’t wait for #EternalWeekend!
September 18, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Gotta love those ghost muggers in Cyberpunk 2077
September 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Gotta love those ghost muggers in Cyberpunk 2077
I am doing tournament coverage today on the @southrnmagic.bsky.social twitch channel! Jump on in!
www.twitch.tv/southrnmagic
www.twitch.tv/southrnmagic
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PAPER MAGIC Legacy Tournament
www.twitch.tv
September 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I am doing tournament coverage today on the @southrnmagic.bsky.social twitch channel! Jump on in!
www.twitch.tv/southrnmagic
www.twitch.tv/southrnmagic
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Sweet! My new Commander deck box just arrived!
September 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Sweet! My new Commander deck box just arrived!
How y’all look at a restaurant smashing the straw against the table to unwrap it.
a black bear is kneeling down in the woods looking at something
ALT: a black bear is kneeling down in the woods looking at something
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September 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
How y’all look at a restaurant smashing the straw against the table to unwrap it.
Average @southrnmagic.bsky.social stream experience
September 3, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Average @southrnmagic.bsky.social stream experience
Just let me elvish mystic into a warped Quantum Riddler once and then counter the trigger and I will quit the game
A counterspell that can also be used to websling a creature back to hand to safety at instant-speed! More previews at http://www.mtgpreviews.com/SPM
Source: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2556384595
Source: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2556384595
September 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Just let me elvish mystic into a warped Quantum Riddler once and then counter the trigger and I will quit the game
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Last year, Eternal Weekend ended one of the most meaningful traditions in Magic events: awarding original artwork to the winners.
Dan Frazier, hearing the news, stepped up to give back to the community and has drawn two original paintings to be given to the Legacy and Vintage winners at EW!
Dan Frazier, hearing the news, stepped up to give back to the community and has drawn two original paintings to be given to the Legacy and Vintage winners at EW!
September 2, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Last year, Eternal Weekend ended one of the most meaningful traditions in Magic events: awarding original artwork to the winners.
Dan Frazier, hearing the news, stepped up to give back to the community and has drawn two original paintings to be given to the Legacy and Vintage winners at EW!
Dan Frazier, hearing the news, stepped up to give back to the community and has drawn two original paintings to be given to the Legacy and Vintage winners at EW!
Lord forgive me I broke my fast for a sour gummy
September 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Lord forgive me I broke my fast for a sour gummy
I wish I could get into the Outer Wilds. The story and premise are so interesting to me but man I just can’t get into the gameplay
August 6, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I wish I could get into the Outer Wilds. The story and premise are so interesting to me but man I just can’t get into the gameplay
Looks like we got J. Jonah Jameson on the team #marvelrivals
July 24, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Looks like we got J. Jonah Jameson on the team #marvelrivals
Jesus James Gunn does NOT MISS!!!!
July 19, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Jesus James Gunn does NOT MISS!!!!
Threads is just Twitter Lite I stg
June 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Threads is just Twitter Lite I stg
My wife saw the cup I was drinking chocolate milk out of earlier and got upset because she thought I started dipping
June 20, 2025 at 3:27 AM
My wife saw the cup I was drinking chocolate milk out of earlier and got upset because she thought I started dipping
So when are the creepypasta NRGs supposed to start on Bluesky?
June 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
So when are the creepypasta NRGs supposed to start on Bluesky?
These crackers taste like desperation
May 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
These crackers taste like desperation
Creepcast has become my official comfort podcast
May 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Creepcast has become my official comfort podcast
“Man why aren’t people playing barrowgoyf in dimir oculus?”
“It’s from a commander deck”
Legacy has rotted my brain
“It’s from a commander deck”
Legacy has rotted my brain
May 9, 2025 at 8:26 PM
“Man why aren’t people playing barrowgoyf in dimir oculus?”
“It’s from a commander deck”
Legacy has rotted my brain
“It’s from a commander deck”
Legacy has rotted my brain
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Damn. We got a new Pope before we got GTA6.
May 9, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Damn. We got a new Pope before we got GTA6.
Excited to try Boltgun for the first time!
May 7, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Excited to try Boltgun for the first time!