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Mary Magdalene Stan
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wound poster and aspiring yurodivy
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I am on here to start beef with the rest of christendom
everyday I'm trying so hard not to beef with my former "social justice" priest on Instagram
November 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Everytime you masturbate you are actually conceiving a spirit baby that you will meet at the gate of heaven.
January 3, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"I'm a girl's girl" -woman who has helped put behind the women's liberation movement for 50 years.
November 27, 2024 at 11:39 PM
there is no spirituality that can be practiced alone. the assumption that spirituality can be practiced alone is rooted in the assumption that we can do anything alone. we can't.
November 27, 2024 at 4:52 PM
the protestant reformation getting rid of monasticism is the craziest thing. like the epistles literally says "sex is yucky. try not to do that." and they just ignored that for some reason.
November 24, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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im holding space for age of empires
November 24, 2024 at 4:54 AM
no more therapy speak. more slurs ✌️
November 24, 2024 at 4:43 AM
accepting that everyone (including yourself) is booko bonkers wackadoodle truly brings peace
November 23, 2024 at 2:32 PM
🙏 I THINK GOD WANTS ME TO BE UNEMPLOYED 🙏
November 22, 2024 at 2:58 AM
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2028: four-day workweek, paid parental leave, actual rent control, guaranteed sick time, guaranteed vacation days.

This is the agenda to win back the working class.
November 21, 2024 at 12:58 AM
the reason I say the "moderate" doesn't exist is the fact that not wanting to change anything is an extreme position to take. keeping the status quo is extremism. witnessing someone who exists in this violent society and says "alright, this is acceptable" is an extremist in my mind.
November 21, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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personally I think every church should have a resident cat. That will do more for declining church attendance than anything else.
November 20, 2024 at 7:13 AM
the average american "moderate" thinks shooting and killing a robber is completely ethical and fantasizes about it frequently.
November 20, 2024 at 12:10 AM
"it's giving queer night stands" -my friend
November 19, 2024 at 11:27 PM
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Progressive Christians have a moral responsibility to embrace and love Conservatives, even when they don't love us.
November 19, 2024 at 3:41 AM
Everytime people bring up the theory that the venus of willendorf was actually from the "pov" of the artist looking down at her body, I feel my blood pressure rise. could she not have simply been a fat bitch? It's foolish to act like fat bitches don't even exist.
November 19, 2024 at 11:20 PM
I don't really love how my discover feed is full of lukewarm libs. but that's what happens when I join the lukewarm lib website. this is in fact self inflicted.
November 19, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I don't eat Chick-fil-A for obvious reasons but their "niceness" just proves the mediocrity of their food. If your branding is being "nice" the food is simply ass. actually tasty food is served by rude people who don't give a shit if you live or die
November 19, 2024 at 11:13 PM
"growth mindset" is the "law of attraction" but for your job
November 19, 2024 at 1:04 AM
American society is poisoned with protestant work ethic. actually maximizing growth and productivity is fucking disgusting. how does a theology centered around not earning salvation through "good works" result in this absolute hogwash of a political ideology.
November 19, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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all we do affects, for good or ill, all other lives
November 18, 2024 at 10:30 PM
do not interact unless you agree that heterosex is sin
November 17, 2024 at 8:18 PM
I am on here to start beef with the rest of christendom
November 17, 2024 at 7:52 PM
shut the hell up kid, mommy is wound posting right now
November 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM