Chris is preparing for fatherhood by rubbing my belly and talking to the babies like every dad leaving a voicemail, “Hello? This is your father speaking.”
March 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Chris is preparing for fatherhood by rubbing my belly and talking to the babies like every dad leaving a voicemail, “Hello? This is your father speaking.”
Ok pregnancy is officially not fun anymore and I still have 10 weeks to go
March 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Ok pregnancy is officially not fun anymore and I still have 10 weeks to go
100% hello kitty island adventure if it’s the last thing I do
March 10, 2025 at 1:43 AM
100% hello kitty island adventure if it’s the last thing I do
Somebody asked me if I was playing Mozart for my babies in the womb and I didn’t have the heart to tell them that I spend my commute listening to almost exclusively 100 gecs, SOPHIE, and knock2 bc I need SOMETHING to help me wake up in the morning with no caffeine
March 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Somebody asked me if I was playing Mozart for my babies in the womb and I didn’t have the heart to tell them that I spend my commute listening to almost exclusively 100 gecs, SOPHIE, and knock2 bc I need SOMETHING to help me wake up in the morning with no caffeine
Saw a video of a baby born at 22 weeks in the NICU and I am in denial that there are currently TWO of those inside me kicking my ribs rn.
February 19, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Saw a video of a baby born at 22 weeks in the NICU and I am in denial that there are currently TWO of those inside me kicking my ribs rn.
Check out these cool things I’m growing
February 13, 2025 at 2:13 AM
Check out these cool things I’m growing
It’s my dad’s 69th (nice) birthday today. When I was a little girl he painted my ceiling to look like a sky and clouds and hid little shapes and animals in the design so I could try to find all the hidden objects when I couldn’t sleep. We’re doing the same thing for my nursery today.
February 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
It’s my dad’s 69th (nice) birthday today. When I was a little girl he painted my ceiling to look like a sky and clouds and hid little shapes and animals in the design so I could try to find all the hidden objects when I couldn’t sleep. We’re doing the same thing for my nursery today.
I NEED to do nursery prep bc I lost a weekend being a sick and I am slowly becoming Large and Round, BUT the new fantasy romance bookstore grand opening is tomorrow and I fear I must go
February 7, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I NEED to do nursery prep bc I lost a weekend being a sick and I am slowly becoming Large and Round, BUT the new fantasy romance bookstore grand opening is tomorrow and I fear I must go
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millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
February 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
millennials will be like yeah i have a favorite opera and it's just The Black Parade (2006) by my chemical romance
Can tell I’m feeling better bc I’m starting to get stressed out about nursery prep and nagging my husband again
February 2, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Can tell I’m feeling better bc I’m starting to get stressed out about nursery prep and nagging my husband again
Pregnancy update: hell week continues with the norovirus finally getting me. However, amidst violently puking and shitting simultaneously, the genetic counselor called and said both babies microarrays are NORMAL!! I’m so thankful I could cry, but I need to save the fluid
January 30, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Pregnancy update: hell week continues with the norovirus finally getting me. However, amidst violently puking and shitting simultaneously, the genetic counselor called and said both babies microarrays are NORMAL!! I’m so thankful I could cry, but I need to save the fluid
Got an estimate for all the HVAC work we needed done and it was $20k. Thought I was nauseous and puking bc of sticker shock and anxiety. No sis. That’s norovirus, baby! What the FUCK is up with this week
January 30, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Got an estimate for all the HVAC work we needed done and it was $20k. Thought I was nauseous and puking bc of sticker shock and anxiety. No sis. That’s norovirus, baby! What the FUCK is up with this week
Pregnancy update: I played MF Doom for my babies in the car on my way to work and they vibed so hard that they gave me a nosebleed for 5 HOURS. Also ruined one of the last work shirts to fit me from Exorcist-style vomiting up aforementioned blood
January 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Pregnancy update: I played MF Doom for my babies in the car on my way to work and they vibed so hard that they gave me a nosebleed for 5 HOURS. Also ruined one of the last work shirts to fit me from Exorcist-style vomiting up aforementioned blood
Can anyone explain to me why the fuck spaghetti o’s and chef boyardee hit sooooo hard during pregnancy?
January 24, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Can anyone explain to me why the fuck spaghetti o’s and chef boyardee hit sooooo hard during pregnancy?
Look at her! She doesn’t know what’s going on! She is so polite!
January 23, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Look at her! She doesn’t know what’s going on! She is so polite!
Pregnancy update: thought about the opening scene of Finding Nemo and cried so hard I dry heaved
January 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pregnancy update: thought about the opening scene of Finding Nemo and cried so hard I dry heaved
Pregnancy update: watching competitive eaters do the never ending pasta challenge at Olive Garden and audibly moaning. If I don’t get some fettuccine alfredo in my system soon these babies are gonna RIOT
January 3, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Pregnancy update: watching competitive eaters do the never ending pasta challenge at Olive Garden and audibly moaning. If I don’t get some fettuccine alfredo in my system soon these babies are gonna RIOT
Christmas Eve and I am hit with the most intense craving for my mom’s sauerkraut balls and all I can do is hope she is making them tomorrow. These pregnancy cravings are no joke.
December 25, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Christmas Eve and I am hit with the most intense craving for my mom’s sauerkraut balls and all I can do is hope she is making them tomorrow. These pregnancy cravings are no joke.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year (when people have no idea what to get you for Christmas so they get you a Pepperidge Farm box with summer sausage 🤤)
December 23, 2024 at 7:24 AM
It’s the most wonderful time of the year (when people have no idea what to get you for Christmas so they get you a Pepperidge Farm box with summer sausage 🤤)
Never realized how many cat themed decorations I have in my house until my niece and nephew come over and point out, “Kitty! Another kitty! Kitty!” every 5 seconds
December 22, 2024 at 2:24 AM
Never realized how many cat themed decorations I have in my house until my niece and nephew come over and point out, “Kitty! Another kitty! Kitty!” every 5 seconds
Like is it just the pregnancy or have dill pickle potato chips always been THAT good????
December 15, 2024 at 9:08 PM
Like is it just the pregnancy or have dill pickle potato chips always been THAT good????
Not to sound like the stereotypical pregnant person but pickled cucumbers?!?!?!? Holy shit.
December 9, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Not to sound like the stereotypical pregnant person but pickled cucumbers?!?!?!? Holy shit.
Currently crying bc I realized I’m not going to see any cute little duck or geese families honking around bc they’ve all migrated for the winter, nobody talk to me, I’m UNWELL
December 4, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Currently crying bc I realized I’m not going to see any cute little duck or geese families honking around bc they’ve all migrated for the winter, nobody talk to me, I’m UNWELL
Now that it’s almost over, I can confidently say: first trimester fucking SUCKS
December 1, 2024 at 4:52 AM
Now that it’s almost over, I can confidently say: first trimester fucking SUCKS
Never felt more loved than when my husband came home from GetGo and said, “I know you said you weren’t hungry but I grabbed you a walking taco just in case.” 🥹
October 19, 2024 at 2:44 AM
Never felt more loved than when my husband came home from GetGo and said, “I know you said you weren’t hungry but I grabbed you a walking taco just in case.” 🥹