Martha O'Neill
@marthamon.bsky.social
Comedian, voice actor, aspiring writer, stained glass artist (neophyte), giver of awkward hugs. Canadian.
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Martha O'Neill
@marthamon.bsky.social
· Nov 11
Gotta say, I'm pretty excited to start fresh on a new app. This time I will be SUPER COOL and not weird.
For sure.
For sure.
Burst a blood vessel in my wrist when I was slapping the bottom of the milk jug trying to put a new bag in. I'm pretty sure this is the most Canadian injury ever.
November 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Burst a blood vessel in my wrist when I was slapping the bottom of the milk jug trying to put a new bag in. I'm pretty sure this is the most Canadian injury ever.
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I love everything about this! Congrats, @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social!
"Ottawa U.S. Embassy spokesperson Ariel Pollock" has now been required to issue a comment on our foolishness.
'Made-up quote' in Canadian satire site The Beaverton fools Time Magazine | CBC News
In a recent article about the United States' strained relationships with other countries, Time Magazine included a made-up quote from Canadian satire site The Beaverton — seemingly as fact.
www.cbc.ca
November 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I love everything about this! Congrats, @ianmmacintyre.bsky.social!
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
Same.
I don't know why the "Piggy" thing is bothering me so much. It's one more unforgivable thing in a list of 20,000 unforgivable things, but I've been mad about it for like 12 straight hours.
November 19, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Same.
Writing motivation: reminding myself that Shakespeare wrote 37 plays & 154 sonnets with a sharpened goose feather repeatedly dipped in ink.
November 18, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Writing motivation: reminding myself that Shakespeare wrote 37 plays & 154 sonnets with a sharpened goose feather repeatedly dipped in ink.
If I were to pick a job just based on the uniform, I'd 100% pick nun.
November 18, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If I were to pick a job just based on the uniform, I'd 100% pick nun.
Just when I think that tiny car must be empty by now, another clown-fuelled scandal emerges.
November 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Just when I think that tiny car must be empty by now, another clown-fuelled scandal emerges.
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A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
A List of Things Said to Have Been Ruined by Women
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November 6, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Love the Blue Jays.
November 2, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Love the Blue Jays.
My costume is chubby middle-aged woman. I am invisible!
October 31, 2025 at 9:32 PM
My costume is chubby middle-aged woman. I am invisible!
Enjoy today for tomorrow Mariah Carey returns to torment us for 2 months.
October 31, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Enjoy today for tomorrow Mariah Carey returns to torment us for 2 months.
Latest stained glass project! Hope you like it!
October 31, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Latest stained glass project! Hope you like it!
Last night's Jays game was almost exactly twice as long as "Titanic" but three times as depressing.
Anyway, GO JAYS!
Anyway, GO JAYS!
October 28, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Last night's Jays game was almost exactly twice as long as "Titanic" but three times as depressing.
Anyway, GO JAYS!
Anyway, GO JAYS!
GOOOOO JAYS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
"Get Behind Anything" 2025 MLB World Series Hype Video Promo | Toronto Blue Jays
YouTube video by @iamwillycool
www.youtube.com
October 25, 2025 at 12:17 AM
GOOOOO JAYS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ali2...
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Fuck winter, I hate it iandunt.substack.com/p/today-it-r...
October 24, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Fuck winter, I hate it iandunt.substack.com/p/today-it-r...
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news lately
October 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
news lately
Springsteen: Hey Mary! I wrote a song about you! It's called "Thunder Road".
Mary: OMG, how sweet!
Springteen: 🎶"You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright". 🎶
Mary:
Mary: OMG, how sweet!
Springteen: 🎶"You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright". 🎶
Mary:
October 22, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Springsteen: Hey Mary! I wrote a song about you! It's called "Thunder Road".
Mary: OMG, how sweet!
Springteen: 🎶"You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright". 🎶
Mary:
Mary: OMG, how sweet!
Springteen: 🎶"You ain't a beauty, but hey, you're alright". 🎶
Mary:
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
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It "appeared" to be an AI generated video of Trump flying a fighter jet dumping payloads of human shit on people
Meaning it's not impossible Trump actually was flying a fighter jet that dumped human shit on people
Meaning it's not impossible Trump actually was flying a fighter jet that dumped human shit on people
President Trump posted what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media showing him wearing a crown and flying a jet labeled “King Trump” that dumps brown liquid on protesters. He shared the video on Saturday, the same day that protesters participated in mass “No Kings” demonstrations.
Trump Posts Fake A.I. Video of Himself Flying a ‘King Trump’ Jet Over Protesters
President Trump shared what appeared to be an A.I.-generated video on social media. It shows Mr. Trump wearing a crown and flying a jet that dumps brown liquid on demonstrators.
nyti.ms
October 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
It "appeared" to be an AI generated video of Trump flying a fighter jet dumping payloads of human shit on people
Meaning it's not impossible Trump actually was flying a fighter jet that dumped human shit on people
Meaning it's not impossible Trump actually was flying a fighter jet that dumped human shit on people
Spotted some really weird-ass vans this week.
October 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Spotted some really weird-ass vans this week.
Hard candy is a waste of sugar.
October 9, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Hard candy is a waste of sugar.