Marcus Hansson
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Marcus Hansson
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I write stories. One of them won an award! But I tell them I love them all the same.
My novel is fiction but I'm working on making it real.
Prev. Copywriter at Funcom and Focus Entertainment
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Some of my latest stuff is on elegantliterature.com/magazine/ for free:
"The Chair of Solitude" - Elegant Literature #034 (contest winner)

"Just a Bunch of Cheap Meat and Probably Mustard Seed" - Elegant Literature #033

They're uuuh, pretty different, in case the titles didn't give that away.
Magazine
Amazing stories by upcoming talent. No query letters. Guaranteed acceptance/rejection timeline. Above-professional pay.
elegantliterature.com
Go wishlist this shiny game my friend's making! Rule America with an iron fist, except iron is rubber and your fist is a chicken.
store.steampowered.com/app/3705900/...
President Simulator on Steam
Take control of the United States in an offbeat presidential simulator. Sign decrees with unexpected consequences, manage media, build your cabinet, adjust tariffs, make TV interviews, and handle cris...
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November 26, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Got it confirmed I'm part of the mass layoffs at Funcom, so if you come across any writing roles, slam them into my face please, thank you.
a man in a hospital bed says add a drop of lavender to your bath
ALT: a man in a hospital bed says add a drop of lavender to your bath
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October 13, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Reposted by Marcus Hansson
Trying to find a job in video games right now is like crawling through hell:

aftermath.site/video-game-rec...
October 2, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Ha. I reviewed Pillars of Eternity II: Deadfire in 2018, and the first sentence is: "cRPGs are niche". The world's in a deplorable state, but at least we fixed that, eh?
a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
ALT: a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
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September 18, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Silksong's lovely and all, but yeah, no. I sat on a bench that killed me with an axe. If I reached a bonfire in Dark Souls by the skin of my teeth and it just exploded and killed me, I'd quit that too.
September 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I get frustrated seeing arguments against generative AI being that it's not "good" when we're already at the lowest requirement for mass consumption.

To me the question is why would we want endless "good" AI art? I value art due to the implicit assumption that it's the result of a human process.
August 29, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Did a cool trick with a Babybell and no one saw it. I am the cheesebender in the shadows.
August 13, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Some of my latest stuff is on elegantliterature.com/magazine/ for free:
"The Chair of Solitude" - Elegant Literature #034 (contest winner)

"Just a Bunch of Cheap Meat and Probably Mustard Seed" - Elegant Literature #033

They're uuuh, pretty different, in case the titles didn't give that away.
Magazine
Amazing stories by upcoming talent. No query letters. Guaranteed acceptance/rejection timeline. Above-professional pay.
elegantliterature.com
July 25, 2025 at 10:38 AM
I first heard Paranoid in Rock n' Roll Racing when I was 6. Years later, hearing the actual song - recognizing it, Ozzy's voice coming in - it blew my mind. Heard it just now again, sung by a 76-year old Ozzy at the farewell gig.

Still blows my fucking mind.
July 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Not too bothered by ageing in a general sense, but it hits different when the conversation with the doc goes:
"My foot hurts. It turned purple."
"Oh yeah, look at that."
"So what do I do?"
"No, it just does that now.
*pokes at purple bruising*
"Yep, yep."
January 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
All right, but I'm not tagging people!
Food: chili
Season: winter
Drink: julmust
Colour: uh, purple?
Anime: I'll go with Princess Mononoke. Oh and for a series, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure. Broke my brain.
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Food: Soup (like, any)
Season: Spring ☀️
Drink: Bourbon
Colour: Blue
Anime: I don’t really have a fav but last ones watched were Chainsaw man and AoT
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Food: Pizza 🍍
Season: Autumn
Drink: Sake
Colour: Gray
Anime: Showa Genroku Rakugo Shinju

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November 26, 2024 at 10:35 PM
I have created FIRE!
Definitely didn't use all the accelerant, still fail, then get help.
November 26, 2024 at 8:03 PM
Sometimes I like to spend 15 uncomfortable minutes on a plane successfully convincing myself I've forgotten to raise my mental age and am therefore a year older than I thought I was, then realizing nah, haha, haha, nah.
November 17, 2024 at 11:21 PM