The dentist: so we didn't send you a reminder for August because we've moved you back to yearly appointments since you did so well!
My tooth: I think the fuck not.
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Set myself a task to start reading a little non fiction per week so I can tell myself I'm not the sort of person who has Folio Society histories on their shelf purely to look smart. I mean I absolutely am, but at least this way I'm learning too.

Midsomer merit: having a fish and chip van called the Nippy Chippy.

Midsomer Murders silly thing of the day: a house where every door handle or phone is live and can't be touched without eliciting a Van Der Graaf Generator style bolt of electricity.