Lizzybits 🇨🇦
@maplesyrupandsnark.bsky.social
If you don't stoop to their level, how can they hear your words? One liners and snark while the ship goes down. Best of luck. Proud Nasty Canadian. Resist. 🍁🌈💙💜💖
Sometimes it's really tough being the side piece, the rage that builds up against his real girl is too much to handle. 🤷🏼♀️ (This note's about Hillary)
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 AM
Sometimes it's really tough being the side piece, the rage that builds up against his real girl is too much to handle. 🤷🏼♀️ (This note's about Hillary)
“they got money for wars but can’t feed the poor” - Tupac
October 30, 2025 at 10:17 PM
“they got money for wars but can’t feed the poor” - Tupac
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Cost to fund SNAP and keep 42 million people from starving:
$100 billion
Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:
$100 billion
One is decried as "welfare." One is not.
Why?
$100 billion
Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:
$100 billion
One is decried as "welfare." One is not.
Why?
October 29, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Cost to fund SNAP and keep 42 million people from starving:
$100 billion
Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:
$100 billion
One is decried as "welfare." One is not.
Why?
$100 billion
Cost of lost revenue due to tax cuts for the richest Americans in the top 1%:
$100 billion
One is decried as "welfare." One is not.
Why?
"we need to stop spending so much time struggling, thinking through an issue and instead we need to develop the immediate instinct to ask AI" - the AI presentation I'm currently taking at work
We're cooked. For real.
We're cooked. For real.
October 29, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"we need to stop spending so much time struggling, thinking through an issue and instead we need to develop the immediate instinct to ask AI" - the AI presentation I'm currently taking at work
We're cooked. For real.
We're cooked. For real.
I couldn't even name one of the Canadian Supreme Court (CSC), nor am I even passively familiar with a CSC scandal, and I'm SO happy for that.
October 20, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I couldn't even name one of the Canadian Supreme Court (CSC), nor am I even passively familiar with a CSC scandal, and I'm SO happy for that.
Reposted by Lizzybits 🇨🇦
Imagine you're a three-star general who's been in the military for 30 years. You have to drop everything you're doing to fly out and hear a drunken Fox host whine about how the military needs to toughen up or whatever. Feel inspired?
September 28, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Imagine you're a three-star general who's been in the military for 30 years. You have to drop everything you're doing to fly out and hear a drunken Fox host whine about how the military needs to toughen up or whatever. Feel inspired?
The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them...
#standbyjimmykimmel
#standbystephencolbert
#standbyjimmykimmel
#standbystephencolbert
September 19, 2025 at 4:59 PM
The forest was shrinking but the trees kept voting for the axe, for the axe was clever and convinced the trees that because his handle was made of wood he was one of them...
#standbyjimmykimmel
#standbystephencolbert
#standbyjimmykimmel
#standbystephencolbert
Streams of "no one mourns the wicked" are up 150% over the past couple days. Wonder why? 🤔
September 14, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Streams of "no one mourns the wicked" are up 150% over the past couple days. Wonder why? 🤔
I just heard the shooter described as "demographically uncooperative" 💀
September 13, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I just heard the shooter described as "demographically uncooperative" 💀
Not black. Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not Muslim. Not a leftist. Not a Democrat.
A white, Christian, male, registered Republican with a gun. Again.
Shocking.
A white, Christian, male, registered Republican with a gun. Again.
Shocking.
September 12, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Not black. Not trans. Not an immigrant. Not Muslim. Not a leftist. Not a Democrat.
A white, Christian, male, registered Republican with a gun. Again.
Shocking.
A white, Christian, male, registered Republican with a gun. Again.
Shocking.
Watching society play out a prisoners dilemma between patriarchy/white supremacy and matriarchy/equality/empathy is frickin exhausting.
September 3, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Watching society play out a prisoners dilemma between patriarchy/white supremacy and matriarchy/equality/empathy is frickin exhausting.
Michelle Obama: When they go low, we go high.
Gavin Newsom: Nah, fam, we matching that energy now. Lets goooo. 🤠
Gavin Newsom: Nah, fam, we matching that energy now. Lets goooo. 🤠
August 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Michelle Obama: When they go low, we go high.
Gavin Newsom: Nah, fam, we matching that energy now. Lets goooo. 🤠
Gavin Newsom: Nah, fam, we matching that energy now. Lets goooo. 🤠
The revolution won't be televised
August 8, 2025 at 12:44 AM
The revolution won't be televised
"Remember that the frontier of rebellion is everywhere and even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward”
August 2, 2025 at 1:34 PM
"Remember that the frontier of rebellion is everywhere and even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward”
I saw someone say James Gunn's interpretation shows that Superman is a firefighter, not a cop, and that's bang on
July 23, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I saw someone say James Gunn's interpretation shows that Superman is a firefighter, not a cop, and that's bang on
Shoutout to the Bloor collegiate institute student who tried to get her "Free Palestine" grad cap in her diploma photo, despite the principals attempts to cover it up. Brave young person. 🫶🏼
June 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Shoutout to the Bloor collegiate institute student who tried to get her "Free Palestine" grad cap in her diploma photo, despite the principals attempts to cover it up. Brave young person. 🫶🏼
The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth, luxury, long life or happiness; only pure power. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
June 22, 2025 at 7:25 PM
The Party seeks power entirely for its own sake. We are not interested in the good of others; we are interested solely in power. Not wealth, luxury, long life or happiness; only pure power. The object of persecution is persecution. The object of torture is torture. The object of power is power.
The way Californians talk about Gavin Newsom is absolutely killing me
“we love Gavin but we also don’t turn our backs on him because he might eat us” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
“we love Gavin but we also don’t turn our backs on him because he might eat us” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
June 14, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The way Californians talk about Gavin Newsom is absolutely killing me
“we love Gavin but we also don’t turn our backs on him because he might eat us” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
“we love Gavin but we also don’t turn our backs on him because he might eat us” 🤣😭🤣😭🤣😭
I think it's time to make California our cherished 11th province 🇨🇦
June 11, 2025 at 12:58 AM
I think it's time to make California our cherished 11th province 🇨🇦
What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. ~ Thomas Jefferson
June 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What country can preserve its liberties if their rulers are not warned from time to time that their people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. ~ Thomas Jefferson
Canada: on fire, towns evacuating, homes destroyed and lives lost
American news: the smoke is gonna blow at us 😔
American news: the smoke is gonna blow at us 😔
June 1, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Canada: on fire, towns evacuating, homes destroyed and lives lost
American news: the smoke is gonna blow at us 😔
American news: the smoke is gonna blow at us 😔
Lwymmd - "WHAT??" Analysis;
The original "WHAT?!" was outraged. Offended at the trespass.
The TV "WHAT??" laughs mockingly at the outrageous idea that for just one second they thought they had a chance
The original "WHAT?!" was outraged. Offended at the trespass.
The TV "WHAT??" laughs mockingly at the outrageous idea that for just one second they thought they had a chance
May 21, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Lwymmd - "WHAT??" Analysis;
The original "WHAT?!" was outraged. Offended at the trespass.
The TV "WHAT??" laughs mockingly at the outrageous idea that for just one second they thought they had a chance
The original "WHAT?!" was outraged. Offended at the trespass.
The TV "WHAT??" laughs mockingly at the outrageous idea that for just one second they thought they had a chance