Jim in Canada
@maplemouth.bsky.social
Dog dad to my lovable little monsters, retired, sarcastic, drinker of Kool-Aid (literally, not metaphorically), dreams of tall, furry chested tops.
Pinned
Jim in Canada
@maplemouth.bsky.social
· Feb 3
Said the maid who brings Trump his towels
Sick on the air that he fouls
“He lies as he sits
He shits while he Twits
For his morals are as loose as his bowels”
Sick on the air that he fouls
“He lies as he sits
He shits while he Twits
For his morals are as loose as his bowels”
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If anybody has access to the actual #EpsteinFiles, it’d be hard to imagine a better time to leak them than right now
September 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
If anybody has access to the actual #EpsteinFiles, it’d be hard to imagine a better time to leak them than right now
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Republicans are acting like they just learned about the concept of death
September 17, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Republicans are acting like they just learned about the concept of death
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I'm not looking forward to when Republicans find out Santa isn't real
September 17, 2025 at 7:56 PM
I'm not looking forward to when Republicans find out Santa isn't real
Dear England
I love you so much!
Maybe next time, the Tower of London? Just a thought.
😁
#Trump #epstein #pedophile #windsor
I love you so much!
Maybe next time, the Tower of London? Just a thought.
😁
#Trump #epstein #pedophile #windsor
September 17, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Dear England
I love you so much!
Maybe next time, the Tower of London? Just a thought.
😁
#Trump #epstein #pedophile #windsor
I love you so much!
Maybe next time, the Tower of London? Just a thought.
😁
#Trump #epstein #pedophile #windsor
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Press for the new special is going great
September 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Press for the new special is going great
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Wake up.
September 9, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Wake up.
August 10, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Maybe we (🇨🇦) should proactively sanction them (🇺🇲) for enabling an ongoing genocide. I couldn't give two shits about a trade deal with fascists.
Free Palestine, fuck Donald Trump.
Free Palestine, fuck Donald Trump.
July 31, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Maybe we (🇨🇦) should proactively sanction them (🇺🇲) for enabling an ongoing genocide. I couldn't give two shits about a trade deal with fascists.
Free Palestine, fuck Donald Trump.
Free Palestine, fuck Donald Trump.
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This! A thousand times this!
July 31, 2025 at 5:11 AM
This! A thousand times this!
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I stand with Scotland
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
July 26, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I stand with Scotland
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
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Today, we remember and celebrate Janey Godley.
July 25, 2025 at 8:54 AM
Today, we remember and celebrate Janey Godley.
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this was on the hell site and it needs to be seen in the good place.
July 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM
this was on the hell site and it needs to be seen in the good place.
Does Kristi Noem remind you of Tammy Faye Baker?
July 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Does Kristi Noem remind you of Tammy Faye Baker?
I’ve figured how to solve all the problems. Don’t laugh yet… give Trump everything he wants:
No tax for rich, no health care for poor, no constitution, no border crossings, no FEMA, no imports,
no elections, no immigrants.
Replace the entire USA with water. Call it the Donald Canal
No tax for rich, no health care for poor, no constitution, no border crossings, no FEMA, no imports,
no elections, no immigrants.
Replace the entire USA with water. Call it the Donald Canal
July 12, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I’ve figured how to solve all the problems. Don’t laugh yet… give Trump everything he wants:
No tax for rich, no health care for poor, no constitution, no border crossings, no FEMA, no imports,
no elections, no immigrants.
Replace the entire USA with water. Call it the Donald Canal
No tax for rich, no health care for poor, no constitution, no border crossings, no FEMA, no imports,
no elections, no immigrants.
Replace the entire USA with water. Call it the Donald Canal
These are security cameras on Amazon.
But I am trying to decide if they look more like Big Horn Sheep….or 4 uteruses.
But I am trying to decide if they look more like Big Horn Sheep….or 4 uteruses.
July 11, 2025 at 8:17 PM
These are security cameras on Amazon.
But I am trying to decide if they look more like Big Horn Sheep….or 4 uteruses.
But I am trying to decide if they look more like Big Horn Sheep….or 4 uteruses.
What actors, past or present, would you most liked to have seen do full frontal nudity?
My list would include:
-Jason Statham
-Henry Cavill
-Michael T. Weiss
-Steven Seagal
-Fred MacMurray
-Jon Hamm
-Sam Elliott
My list would include:
-Jason Statham
-Henry Cavill
-Michael T. Weiss
-Steven Seagal
-Fred MacMurray
-Jon Hamm
-Sam Elliott
July 6, 2025 at 10:02 PM
What actors, past or present, would you most liked to have seen do full frontal nudity?
My list would include:
-Jason Statham
-Henry Cavill
-Michael T. Weiss
-Steven Seagal
-Fred MacMurray
-Jon Hamm
-Sam Elliott
My list would include:
-Jason Statham
-Henry Cavill
-Michael T. Weiss
-Steven Seagal
-Fred MacMurray
-Jon Hamm
-Sam Elliott
I did not like pictures of me even when I was young & pretty.
Post yourself from a different era
(I don’t still have THIS t-shirt)
(I don’t still have THIS t-shirt)
July 6, 2025 at 10:28 AM
I did not like pictures of me even when I was young & pretty.