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Mal Pal
@malpal.bsky.social
Just a silly gal who likes to tweet her silly little thoughts
Two time award winning artist
I’m gonna fully be a hater and say it doesn’t count as seeing the northern lights if you had to use a camera to see them!!!
Its still cool, but its not the same!
November 13, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I am so tired of the traffic jams from Black Rock Coffee on Broadway that I wrote my city councilman lol
November 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Hey so I’m hungover
I officiated a wedding and now i’m gonna spend the reception telling everyone that god said we should take a shot together
November 5, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I officiated a wedding and now i’m gonna spend the reception telling everyone that god said we should take a shot together
November 5, 2025 at 1:47 AM
I’m in mexico and there is a frog in my toilet?
November 3, 2025 at 1:05 AM
It has come to my attention that I occasionally talk to my dog in an RFK Jr voice
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
What do you mean Phoenix is the 5th largest city in America
October 28, 2025 at 1:00 AM
“Someone stole our stolen artifacts”

-The Louvre
October 20, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Speaking of my health journey, I officially logged 5,000 miles in my running app today 💅
October 18, 2025 at 3:38 PM
I posted about the Young Republicans group chat and someone I haven’t seen since 2009 had some thoughts.
Unfortunately for him I have standards 💅
October 17, 2025 at 8:52 PM
My new manager set a weekly Friday meeting and i think she should be fired
October 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Someone i know just posted about how Republicans ended slavery and its taking all my self control not to suggest she start attending school with her children
October 15, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I’m at taco bell and the landscapers are mowing and all i can think is how annoying this has to be for the drive thru workers
October 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I hate this coffee shop
October 11, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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My very sweet friend from Eastern Idaho is trying to make album!! If anyone is feeling particularly giving today, I would appreciate if you would help make her dream come true!!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/don...
Donella and the Hungry Souls - Debut Album “Changes”
Changes is a journey through love, loss, and rebirth. Soulful, upbeat music meant to inspire and empower.
www.kickstarter.com
October 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
My very sweet friend from Eastern Idaho is trying to make album!! If anyone is feeling particularly giving today, I would appreciate if you would help make her dream come true!!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/don...
Donella and the Hungry Souls - Debut Album “Changes”
Changes is a journey through love, loss, and rebirth. Soulful, upbeat music meant to inspire and empower.
www.kickstarter.com
October 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I don’t want it to be cold but I do want to start wearing my jackets, ya know?
October 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
Britani from Real Housewives of SLC responded to a tiktok comment where I said I’d hate her in real life 😭 she was so funny about it too god she makes a great housewife
October 1, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Happy birthday to my tramp stamp ♥️
20 years looks terrible on you i need to get you touched up
October 1, 2025 at 7:33 AM
BYE CENTURYLINK SEE YA NEVERRRRRRRRR
7 days til I cancel Century Link
September 30, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I hope the guy I met at the airport enjoyed his first BSU game
September 28, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Just got in a fight with an old man about whether or not Minnesota is part of the midwest
September 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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So I know everyone is overloaded right now (present company included), but I wanted to let you know we have a five-day series about what Medicaid cuts to Planned Parenthood and subsequent closures will mean for hundreds of thousands of people around the country.
September 26, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Ok I did not know that when you get your green card your ID is literally green
September 23, 2025 at 1:53 PM
7 days til I cancel Century Link
September 22, 2025 at 3:42 PM