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Jenn
@malarkeysalad.bsky.social
Love. Liberal. Laughter.
Absolutely!
Hello, Anxiety 👋🏽 (speaking from experience).
9. Do our thoughts follow patterns?
November 21, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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It starts from your upbringing and how you were affirmed/validated as a child.
18. Where does self esteem stem from?
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 PM
My new guilty pleasure is watching these TikTok videos of these travel influencers flying to places for a day and traveling blogging their adventure. They are starting to 1up each other and one dude flew from Texas to Africa for a day and another girl from Texas to Italy for a day 🫠.
November 21, 2025 at 3:24 PM
My parents.
(I’m an only child)
4. Who are you closest to in your family?
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
It’s YNs in Russia ? youtu.be/FKkdVFFVtME?...
Inside Russia's Hidden Black Community
YouTube video by Poudii
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November 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
“I’m really tired, I’m about to head out”
What’s your go to excuse once your social battery runs out?
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
My cat will occasionally have a butt nugget fall out of his asshole shortly after hopping out of his box 😖
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Oh and hot off the press…the error she just blasted me/my team for wasn’t even an error it was a misunderstanding of the information she was reading…so despite throwing me/the team under the bus during a meeting, I only get a solo teams message, “oops, my bad”
November 6, 2025 at 4:15 PM
I have a coworker who makes it her business to find everything wrong with everyone’s work & decides to publicly blurt out errors inappropriately in meetings.

But let you find errors in her work & you pull her aside privately like an adult & she will argue you down like you are attacking her.
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November 6, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Oliver kitty ❤️
October 29, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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THIS is what wapo is focused on stopping?
Squirrels eating pumpkins?
....not the death of democracy
....not rampant criminal sprees by politicians
....but....
but...
squirrels doing what squirrels do??
Each October, critters turn lovingly selected pumpkins from seasonal decor to seasonal snack.

Here are suggestions from pumpkin display experts for how to make your gourds less appealing to squirrels.
Squirrels want to eat your pumpkins. You can stop them.
These simple tricks will help keep the pesky rodents from feasting on your fall decor
www.washingtonpost.com
October 28, 2025 at 3:09 PM
My uncle abruptly texted me yesterday and asked me to call him right away which scared me to death because my other uncle just unexpectedly passed away two months ago and I was expecting him to tell me someone else died.

Nope, just wanted to invite us to Thanksgiving.
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October 28, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Within the span of like five minutes three of my coworkers have dropped off “just because” gifts for me. Is it my birthday today?
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October 28, 2025 at 1:02 PM
A work pet peeve:

Forwarding an email within your defined job function and asking me to respond to it, particularly when you are not my manager bc you feel that it is beneath you.

The time it took you to forward the message & ask me to respond could have been spent just responding to the message.
October 27, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I’m definitely not feeling very worky today. Like miss me with it completely.
October 27, 2025 at 1:01 PM
October is definitely my favorite month, especially when it’s a
🍂SEASONAL🍂 October!
October 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Took a sick day today and laid down around 10:30…woke up at 3. Just hours GONE.
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October 21, 2025 at 7:34 PM
I don’t know if it’s because I’m inching closer towards 40 or because the world has just become ridiculous, but at the end of the week I am just exhausted 😞
October 17, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I have worked in this field for about 15 years so now and I’ll say this…

Some of ya’ll don’t need to be in this field let alone people or children…☹️
September 30, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Making candles AND 🍃?
September 28, 2025 at 6:47 PM
Turn the TV off.
September 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I took ONE sick day and I come back to work and everything is on fire.
September 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
To the person in the left lane on 40 going a smooth 60 mph this morning riding along side of an 18-wheeler in the slow lane. GO TO HELL. You see all these MF people behind you late for work!!!
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August 28, 2025 at 5:34 PM
No wonder my mental health is in the toilet 🫠
August 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM
How am I supposed to do my job if I’m training four people, sitting on two committees and sitting in 3-4 hour long meetings that always run over everyday…
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August 26, 2025 at 4:47 PM