i slipped on a banan and broke my ankle, goomph!
August 23, 2025 at 3:31 AM
i slipped on a banan and broke my ankle, goomph!
i was out walking today and i saw some unsuspecting joe walk under a ladder, proceed to smash into a mirror, stumble around while a black cat crossed his path, then step on a crack, accidentally spilling the table salt he was holding. he then got smushed by a comically large piano, crazy world
May 26, 2025 at 4:27 PM
i was out walking today and i saw some unsuspecting joe walk under a ladder, proceed to smash into a mirror, stumble around while a black cat crossed his path, then step on a crack, accidentally spilling the table salt he was holding. he then got smushed by a comically large piano, crazy world
just got told minecraft story mode season 3 is not coming out. truly is a sad day
January 31, 2025 at 6:33 PM
just got told minecraft story mode season 3 is not coming out. truly is a sad day
lets just say my gambling addiction has become my gambling profession. oh yeah baby 1 * 10^46 dollar in the bank i hope no one uses my visa to spend all me hard earned cash!
January 25, 2025 at 12:18 AM
lets just say my gambling addiction has become my gambling profession. oh yeah baby 1 * 10^46 dollar in the bank i hope no one uses my visa to spend all me hard earned cash!
Shit there's glue all over everything. It isn't white glue either it's that purple shit. I don't even know how this happened I just woke up and my log cabin was like this!
November 29, 2024 at 5:57 AM
Shit there's glue all over everything. It isn't white glue either it's that purple shit. I don't even know how this happened I just woke up and my log cabin was like this!
I guess I forgot to specify what I wanted to be paid with in my application. My first paycheck came in Vietnamese Dong... And it came out to 0.00002 U.S. dollars. Guess its ice soup this week again!
November 12, 2024 at 2:45 AM
I guess I forgot to specify what I wanted to be paid with in my application. My first paycheck came in Vietnamese Dong... And it came out to 0.00002 U.S. dollars. Guess its ice soup this week again!
Update: The Lich has escaped. I hope I'm still getting my paycheck this week.
November 9, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Update: The Lich has escaped. I hope I'm still getting my paycheck this week.
Just to clarify, this account is being run by John Ason, NOT Makk Ason over on the twitter dot coms! He hired me to take over operations here while he works on the Necronomicon! Big stuff planned!
November 7, 2024 at 2:39 AM
Just to clarify, this account is being run by John Ason, NOT Makk Ason over on the twitter dot coms! He hired me to take over operations here while he works on the Necronomicon! Big stuff planned!