Starting my Thanksgiving cooking
Starting my Thanksgiving cooking
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November 25, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Starting my Thanksgiving cooking
Starting my Thanksgiving cooking
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Starting my Thanksgiving cooking
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Trying to find the best mail-order Biscotti.
November 24, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Trying to find the best mail-order Biscotti.
“What’s for breakfast?”
“Diabetes.”
“Diabetes.”
November 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
“What’s for breakfast?”
“Diabetes.”
“Diabetes.”
Stringing a garden hose through the house to clean a rarely used shower proved to be a regrettable decision.
November 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Stringing a garden hose through the house to clean a rarely used shower proved to be a regrettable decision.
I love being barefoot most of all
November 23, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I love being barefoot most of all
“Great. I’m home in time for Final Jeopardy.”
Fuck.
Fuck.
November 20, 2025 at 12:55 AM
“Great. I’m home in time for Final Jeopardy.”
Fuck.
Fuck.
“Lord, just give me a sign. Any kind of sign.”
November 18, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“Lord, just give me a sign. Any kind of sign.”
For some reason I have a bag of pistachios
I also have sore fucking fingernails.
I also have sore fucking fingernails.
November 17, 2025 at 1:34 AM
For some reason I have a bag of pistachios
I also have sore fucking fingernails.
I also have sore fucking fingernails.
Saturday Night.
(And I’m Googling “bulk socks.”)
(And I’m Googling “bulk socks.”)
November 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Saturday Night.
(And I’m Googling “bulk socks.”)
(And I’m Googling “bulk socks.”)
According to my broken barometer, it’s “very dry.”
Just like it has been for past 267 days.
Just like it has been for past 267 days.
November 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
According to my broken barometer, it’s “very dry.”
Just like it has been for past 267 days.
Just like it has been for past 267 days.
Facebook just suggested an event I might like: an ABBA Tribute band.
I rather stab myself in the face with a #2 pencil
I rather stab myself in the face with a #2 pencil
November 5, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Facebook just suggested an event I might like: an ABBA Tribute band.
I rather stab myself in the face with a #2 pencil
I rather stab myself in the face with a #2 pencil
Sunday morning, and I’m going to church
November 2, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Sunday morning, and I’m going to church
$1.99 frozen baked mini quiche?
Fuck yes.
Fuck yes.
November 1, 2025 at 11:09 PM
$1.99 frozen baked mini quiche?
Fuck yes.
Fuck yes.
I have to Google “short shower pipe.”
I’m not looking forward to the results.
I’m not looking forward to the results.
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I have to Google “short shower pipe.”
I’m not looking forward to the results.
I’m not looking forward to the results.
When you’re at the Sears’ portrait studio and the edible kicks in
October 31, 2025 at 1:42 AM
When you’re at the Sears’ portrait studio and the edible kicks in
“Snap it up, kids. Those arteries got a long way to go.”
October 30, 2025 at 12:58 AM
“Snap it up, kids. Those arteries got a long way to go.”
I face an existential crisis:
microwaved jalapeño poppers at 8:47 or no?
microwaved jalapeño poppers at 8:47 or no?
October 21, 2025 at 12:48 AM
I face an existential crisis:
microwaved jalapeño poppers at 8:47 or no?
microwaved jalapeño poppers at 8:47 or no?
Next week, the Republicans will hold their “No Kinks” rallies
October 19, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Next week, the Republicans will hold their “No Kinks” rallies
Anime fan, one would hope
October 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Anime fan, one would hope
Working on Sunday is tolerable when you have cheese in a can
October 5, 2025 at 3:05 PM
Working on Sunday is tolerable when you have cheese in a can
Reasons for drinking in the United States:
1) Depression
2) Stress
3) Changing your wiper blades
1) Depression
2) Stress
3) Changing your wiper blades
September 22, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Reasons for drinking in the United States:
1) Depression
2) Stress
3) Changing your wiper blades
1) Depression
2) Stress
3) Changing your wiper blades
The Royal couple, the President, and the First Lampshade
September 17, 2025 at 10:14 PM
The Royal couple, the President, and the First Lampshade
I confess.
I have no idea what “Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys” means
I have no idea what “Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys” means
August 2, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I confess.
I have no idea what “Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys” means
I have no idea what “Low Spark of High-Heeled Boys” means
I got one savvy motherfucking mosquito in my house.
July 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
I got one savvy motherfucking mosquito in my house.
Love that laundry load you don’t have to fold.
Towels and fucking socks.
Towels and fucking socks.
July 23, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Love that laundry load you don’t have to fold.
Towels and fucking socks.
Towels and fucking socks.