Greg P
@mainelib.bsky.social
Never to old to fight fascist c÷nts. Maintenance professional (the real kind with tools and shit) also gay
"You'll be visited by 3 spirits."
The 3 spirits.
The 3 spirits.
November 28, 2025 at 9:22 PM
"You'll be visited by 3 spirits."
The 3 spirits.
The 3 spirits.
Reposted by Greg P
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
November 28, 2025 at 9:13 PM
“You’ll be visited by three spirits.”
The three spirits:
The three spirits:
How do you explain that you appreciate the invitation to Thanksgiving dinner but there are few things more awkward than knowing 1 person out of 20?
November 16, 2025 at 4:54 PM
How do you explain that you appreciate the invitation to Thanksgiving dinner but there are few things more awkward than knowing 1 person out of 20?
Anybody else dream they woke up, did the whole morning routine, then actually wake up and be wtf?
August 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Anybody else dream they woke up, did the whole morning routine, then actually wake up and be wtf?
Having a smoking area in high school.
What’s a real thing from your childhood that kids these days would find completely foreign?
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
Like, how we used to be able to walk right up to the gate to meet our family coming off a flight.
Or how we had to pick a spot to meet at the theater BEFORE we went.
July 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Having a smoking area in high school.
Just about every song on bat out of hell.
When you were around 16, what was the song that you were obsessed with that taught you about love? On this episode of “Modern Love,” we discuss the songs that influenced us as teenagers and the memories — funny, empowering, nostalgic — that they bring back. nyti.ms/43O6dGi
May 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Just about every song on bat out of hell.
It's the last week of May and we're getting a noreaster with high temps in the fucking 40s
May 22, 2025 at 3:19 PM
It's the last week of May and we're getting a noreaster with high temps in the fucking 40s
Zuck: The average American has 3 friends.
May 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Zuck: The average American has 3 friends.
Beyond the obvious odious sucking up can we STOP TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A FUCKING VERB?
Q: Trump trolling or Trump truthing -- Greenland joining America?
LEAVITT: Definitely Trump truthing
Q: Canada becoming the 51st state
LEAVITT: Trump truthing. All the way. And the Canadians would benefit greatly.
LEAVITT: Definitely Trump truthing
Q: Canada becoming the 51st state
LEAVITT: Trump truthing. All the way. And the Canadians would benefit greatly.
May 1, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Beyond the obvious odious sucking up can we STOP TURNING EVERYTHING INTO A FUCKING VERB?
Just passed my certified pool and spa operator test. You're never to old to learn.
April 23, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Just passed my certified pool and spa operator test. You're never to old to learn.
Tesla is down 7% so far today.
April 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Tesla is down 7% so far today.
Ordered the gazpacho and complained the soup was cold.
What's that one thing that made you not go on a second date with someone?
April 19, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Ordered the gazpacho and complained the soup was cold.
Need to hire the marketers that decided on almond milk rather than nut juice.
Sorry, pea milk just doesn’t sound right.
www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solu...
www.washingtonpost.com/climate-solu...
Got peas? This plant-based milk is healthy and good for the planet.
Research suggests pea milk emits a fraction of the planet-warming gases of cow’s milk production and is more nutritious than most other plant-based milks.
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April 19, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Need to hire the marketers that decided on almond milk rather than nut juice.
I never knew jd Vance was in Abba.
April 13, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I never knew jd Vance was in Abba.
Euell Gibbons time has come. Many parts of a pine tree are edible.
you know things are going well when they break out the turnip photos
April 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Euell Gibbons time has come. Many parts of a pine tree are edible.
Scrappy kids put on full musical in the barn to save the orphanage.
21st Century Great Depression roles still left: woman on a farm dressing her kids in old sacks; vendor of Bathtub Gin; chorus girl who makes it to the top on Broadway after the star breaks her ankle; singing ginger orphan.
I’m going for “pale child with worrying cough and slightly oversized flat cap”
April 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Scrappy kids put on full musical in the barn to save the orphanage.
About the time they changed their restaurants from bright and happy kids to depressed middle aged men decor.
April 6, 2025 at 9:25 PM
About the time they changed their restaurants from bright and happy kids to depressed middle aged men decor.
Hummer drivers are happy. Now they can say they don't have the smallest dicks on the road.
April 5, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Hummer drivers are happy. Now they can say they don't have the smallest dicks on the road.
Free joke. Hummer drivers love the cybertruck. It proves they don't have the smallest dicks on the road.
Just gassed up the Cybertruck and I’m headed to Washington, PA for my show tonight.
April 4, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Free joke. Hummer drivers love the cybertruck. It proves they don't have the smallest dicks on the road.
Cocaine so white it got a job it's not qualified for.
March 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Cocaine so white it got a job it's not qualified for.
Reached the age where I either sit down to put on pants or move everything with a sharp corner out of my bedroom.
March 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Reached the age where I either sit down to put on pants or move everything with a sharp corner out of my bedroom.