Rage Against the MAGA Machine
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Guitar enthusiast 🎸 | Anti fascist 🚫 | Cat dad 😸 | Tortured Minnesota sports fan 🐺
“I think we’re all a bunch of weirdos on a quest to belong” - Aesop Rock
“I think we’re all a bunch of weirdos on a quest to belong” - Aesop Rock
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“Owning the libs” at their own expense is peak MAGA
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RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/
September 24, 2025 at 3:08 PM
RFK Jr. Promotes Natural Immunity With Invitation To Touch His Festering Sore https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-promotes-natural-immunity-with-invitation-to-touch-his-festering-sore/
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good job chat we successfully bullied a major corporation to the point that the late night host they canned is making jokes about it in his return monologue
american fascism versus the cancel subscription button: who will win
american fascism versus the cancel subscription button: who will win
Kimmel: "Disney has asked me to read the following statement and I agreed to do it. 'To reactivate your Disney+ and Hulu account ... '"
September 24, 2025 at 3:56 AM
good job chat we successfully bullied a major corporation to the point that the late night host they canned is making jokes about it in his return monologue
american fascism versus the cancel subscription button: who will win
american fascism versus the cancel subscription button: who will win
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“Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can’t take a joke.”
September 24, 2025 at 4:05 AM
“Our leader celebrates Americans losing their livelihoods because he can’t take a joke.”
The US has a president who sits on his phone all day typing away on fucking social media. Like, literally picture that in your mind right now. A 79yo with clear signs of dementia just clacking away on his iPhone shitposting absolute gibberish…
All. Day.
All.
Fucking.
Day.
All. Day.
All.
Fucking.
Day.
September 24, 2025 at 3:50 AM
The US has a president who sits on his phone all day typing away on fucking social media. Like, literally picture that in your mind right now. A 79yo with clear signs of dementia just clacking away on his iPhone shitposting absolute gibberish…
All. Day.
All.
Fucking.
Day.
All. Day.
All.
Fucking.
Day.
You telling me that fat fuck couldn’t afford to take a few extra steps once n a while?
September 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
You telling me that fat fuck couldn’t afford to take a few extra steps once n a while?
my mom was eating tylenol like pez when she was pregnant with me that’s why I’m autistic, woke, BLM & Antifa all combined
September 23, 2025 at 8:58 PM
my mom was eating tylenol like pez when she was pregnant with me that’s why I’m autistic, woke, BLM & Antifa all combined
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Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow night. MAGA hasn’t been this mad since 20 minutes ago, probably.
September 22, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Jimmy Kimmel returns tomorrow night. MAGA hasn’t been this mad since 20 minutes ago, probably.
When will Father Time come to collect, this dipshit is WAY past due
BREAKING: President Trump promotes unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence.
Trump promotes unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without new evidence
President Donald Trump is using the platform of the presidency to promote unproven ties between Tylenol, vaccines and autism without giving new evidence.
bit.ly
September 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
When will Father Time come to collect, this dipshit is WAY past due
Any of this sounding familiar to anyone? 🤔
September 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Any of this sounding familiar to anyone? 🤔
I’d name it something ambiguous, like Pat
Visiting one of the great props of all times!! The original… Can you name it?
September 22, 2025 at 11:32 AM
I’d name it something ambiguous, like Pat
1984 was not supposed to become non-fiction
September 20, 2025 at 4:20 AM
1984 was not supposed to become non-fiction
BREAKING: EPSTEIN LIST RELEASED
September 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
BREAKING: EPSTEIN LIST RELEASED
What’s going on with my “Chads” and, in some cases, “Karens”?
July 13, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What’s going on with my “Chads” and, in some cases, “Karens”?
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Q: Your intelligence community says they have no evidence that Iran is building a nuke
TRUMP: Then my intelligence community is wrong. Who said that?
Q: You director of national intelligence Tulsi Gabbard
TRUMP: She's wrong
TRUMP: Then my intelligence community is wrong. Who said that?
Q: You director of national intelligence Tulsi Gabbard
TRUMP: She's wrong
June 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Q: Your intelligence community says they have no evidence that Iran is building a nuke
TRUMP: Then my intelligence community is wrong. Who said that?
Q: You director of national intelligence Tulsi Gabbard
TRUMP: She's wrong
TRUMP: Then my intelligence community is wrong. Who said that?
Q: You director of national intelligence Tulsi Gabbard
TRUMP: She's wrong
June 19, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
June 8, 2025 at 12:53 AM
I don't care if these monstrous ICE raids are a "federal operation". This is authoritarian violence, plain and simple.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
Just because Stephen Miller has kidnapping quotas for brown people he doesn't want to see on the street doesn't mean we have to think it's okay.
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As always, a beautiful speech from Carl
"Man in His Arrogance" by Carl Sagan
"Man in His Arrogance" by Carl Sagan
June 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
As always, a beautiful speech from Carl
"Man in His Arrogance" by Carl Sagan
"Man in His Arrogance" by Carl Sagan
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It's almost as if granting a criminal blanket immunity was a bad idea.
Rule of law is ‘endangered,’ chief justice says
Speaking at Georgetown Law, Chief Justice John Roberts denounced “ad hominem” criticism of the justices.
www.politico.com
May 13, 2025 at 1:54 PM
It's almost as if granting a criminal blanket immunity was a bad idea.
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it's funny that Trump is such a noxious electoral presence that he loses campaigns for conservatives in OTHER countries with competent liberal opposition. not this country tho
April 29, 2025 at 2:47 AM
it's funny that Trump is such a noxious electoral presence that he loses campaigns for conservatives in OTHER countries with competent liberal opposition. not this country tho
Pretty funny how nowhere in their plan to “Make America Healthy Again” makes mention of healthcare being more accessible and affordable 🤔
April 26, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Pretty funny how nowhere in their plan to “Make America Healthy Again” makes mention of healthcare being more accessible and affordable 🤔
Transphobes eat shit and die alone
April 26, 2025 at 5:57 AM
Transphobes eat shit and die alone
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On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
April 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
On being called DEI and why it isn’t the burn they think it is
Skol, Coach!
No matter where you go in this beautiful country, people tend to want the same basic things out of an American life:
Security. Opportunity. Freedom. I hear it everywhere I go.
And every time I do, I find myself feeling proud of Minnesota.
Security. Opportunity. Freedom. I hear it everywhere I go.
And every time I do, I find myself feeling proud of Minnesota.
April 24, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Skol, Coach!
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A reminder that there is no human being in the United States whom it would be legal to disappear to a Salvadoran prison without due process of law.
April 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
A reminder that there is no human being in the United States whom it would be legal to disappear to a Salvadoran prison without due process of law.