maggie
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they say that these are not the best of times, but they’re the only times i’ve ever known
november was a wild month. the olivia nuzzi/ryan lizza/mark sanford/rfk jr disgusting-ness. bisexual trump. lil jon on the macy’s parade. just a lot happening.
December 1, 2025 at 7:23 PM
november was a wild month. the olivia nuzzi/ryan lizza/mark sanford/rfk jr disgusting-ness. bisexual trump. lil jon on the macy’s parade. just a lot happening.
“lil jon is doing “turn down for what” on the toys r us float” is not a sentence i expected to say ever.
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
“lil jon is doing “turn down for what” on the toys r us float” is not a sentence i expected to say ever.
if olivia nuzzi can be a terrible writer and still get paid for it, so can i. i do draw the line at mark sanford and rfk jr, however. substack.com/@maggiecmcke...
On The Prodigal Son, Marjorie Taylor Greene, And "I Told You So"
I haven’t retained much from Catholic school, other than being told I was going to Hell for pretty much anything I did, but I do at least remember the parable of the prodigal son.
substack.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:33 PM
if olivia nuzzi can be a terrible writer and still get paid for it, so can i. i do draw the line at mark sanford and rfk jr, however. substack.com/@maggiecmcke...
this tracks tbh.
My working theory is now that she tried to seduce Joe Biden and he politely turned her down.
November 18, 2025 at 3:48 PM
this tracks tbh.
forget whoever olivia nuzzi slept with, it still didn’t make her a good writer.
November 18, 2025 at 1:03 PM
forget whoever olivia nuzzi slept with, it still didn’t make her a good writer.
society if trump had let himself queen out instead of embracing fascism
November 14, 2025 at 11:56 PM
society if trump had let himself queen out instead of embracing fascism
last night was a good night. election night 2024 sucked. so, a year later, i wrote about it. maggiecmckenna.substack.com/p/the-long-w...
The Long Walk Home
Reflections on a terrible, awful, no-good, very bad 2025 so far.
maggiecmckenna.substack.com
November 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
last night was a good night. election night 2024 sucked. so, a year later, i wrote about it. maggiecmckenna.substack.com/p/the-long-w...
yeah no fucking shit
November 3, 2025 at 12:06 AM
yeah no fucking shit
the selzer poll was released a year ago today when I was on a bus on the way back from canvassing in Johnstown, PA. i have lived a thousand lives since then.
November 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
the selzer poll was released a year ago today when I was on a bus on the way back from canvassing in Johnstown, PA. i have lived a thousand lives since then.
i’m gonna kms www.americansurveycenter.org/quiz/
Beyond the Ballot Quiz - The Survey Center on American Life
www.americansurveycenter.org
October 29, 2025 at 9:02 PM
i’m gonna kms www.americansurveycenter.org/quiz/
tbh I love the idea that she’s not running in 2028 and this is all an elaborate plan to ruin Gavin’s chances
October 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
tbh I love the idea that she’s not running in 2028 and this is all an elaborate plan to ruin Gavin’s chances
happy electric “nebraska” release day to all who celebrate!
October 24, 2025 at 11:45 AM
happy electric “nebraska” release day to all who celebrate!
another solo acoustic tour when
“Atlantic City” live at the Academy Museum Gala in Los Angeles. October 18, 2025.
🎥: Rob DeMartin
🎥: Rob DeMartin
“Atlantic City” (Live at the Academy Museum Gala)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
October 22, 2025 at 11:05 PM
another solo acoustic tour when
NO GODDAMMIT
chat it doesn't look good
October 21, 2025 at 6:44 PM
NO GODDAMMIT
does antifa do direct deposit or will they mail me my check
October 18, 2025 at 3:40 PM
does antifa do direct deposit or will they mail me my check
wait til you hear what Trump said about…everyone. or what republicans said about hitler just this week. or what DOGE said about POCs.
October 16, 2025 at 1:27 PM
wait til you hear what Trump said about…everyone. or what republicans said about hitler just this week. or what DOGE said about POCs.
he says he’s fat and he’s obsessed with dying, dude needs lexapro
Trump: "I'm just a little busy. I'd love to go to Argentina. I'd like to be like Biden. I'd like to go to the beach. My legs are not quite as thin as his. My legs are slightly heavier, my arms are slightly larger. My body is a little bit larger than his. I'm not sure it would be appreciated."
October 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
he says he’s fat and he’s obsessed with dying, dude needs lexapro
once he starts talking about Napoleon then we’ll know it’s over
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 12, 2025 at 10:37 PM
once he starts talking about Napoleon then we’ll know it’s over
i went to kamala’s book tour thing last night and it has triggered a whole professional/identity crisis in me that i already knew i didn’t have a handle on but now i know i really don’t have a handle on.
October 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
i went to kamala’s book tour thing last night and it has triggered a whole professional/identity crisis in me that i already knew i didn’t have a handle on but now i know i really don’t have a handle on.
being part of the first generation to watch relationships start, evolve and then devolve all over social media is fascinating.
October 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
being part of the first generation to watch relationships start, evolve and then devolve all over social media is fascinating.
the level of cult-like adoration that Taylor Jong-Un inspires in her fans is still so fascinating to me.
October 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the level of cult-like adoration that Taylor Jong-Un inspires in her fans is still so fascinating to me.
what is actually happening
October 4, 2025 at 12:04 AM
what is actually happening
yeah as soon as the article came out that the split was his idea, i told my BFF that he already has a sidepiece. men don’t voluntarily leave unless they have a guarantee.
Keith Urban is involved with a new woman following his separation from Nicole Kidman, TMZ reports.
The couple reportedly split back in June.
The couple reportedly split back in June.
September 30, 2025 at 6:13 PM
yeah as soon as the article came out that the split was his idea, i told my BFF that he already has a sidepiece. men don’t voluntarily leave unless they have a guarantee.
after they come for autism, it’s going to be ADHD. and they can pry my Adderall from my cold, hyper-focused, rabbit-hole, dead hands.
September 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
after they come for autism, it’s going to be ADHD. and they can pry my Adderall from my cold, hyper-focused, rabbit-hole, dead hands.
i hope i don’t get raptured tomorrow before i finish kamala’s burn book.
September 22, 2025 at 8:28 PM
i hope i don’t get raptured tomorrow before i finish kamala’s burn book.