maddie
@maddievivrose.bsky.social
(she/her) Useful🏳️⚧️🇹🇼🇳🇿 lesbian
Blog with RSS: https://ninecoffees.blog/
Writer, dev of The Good Weapon: https://ninecoffees.itch.io/the-good-weapon
💜 @binarypartitioned.space
📍 Melbourne, Australia
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Blog with RSS: https://ninecoffees.blog/
Writer, dev of The Good Weapon: https://ninecoffees.itch.io/the-good-weapon
💜 @binarypartitioned.space
📍 Melbourne, Australia
cohost.org/ninecoffees
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maddie
@maddievivrose.bsky.social
· Jun 2
Why my gf hasn't left me after how much I've fumbled is anyone's guess 🤷♀️
They said I'd never experience true pride and joy until I have a child to chuck baseballs with, but I'm watching my white girlfriend learn to eat yumcha with chopsticks and I'm pretty sure that's the same feeling
November 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
They said I'd never experience true pride and joy until I have a child to chuck baseballs with, but I'm watching my white girlfriend learn to eat yumcha with chopsticks and I'm pretty sure that's the same feeling
media literacy is dead because what do you mean you can't taste the cultured butter I'm serving
y'all drunk on dairyslop
y'all drunk on dairyslop
November 21, 2025 at 10:29 PM
media literacy is dead because what do you mean you can't taste the cultured butter I'm serving
y'all drunk on dairyslop
y'all drunk on dairyslop
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I guess TDoR is a reasonable day for a repost, if any day is.
OK! Starting an official "let's get through December and then as long as we can" drive. I'm asking for a starting goal of $2K, which will cover my rent, utilities, a portion of meds, and a cushion for a bit. If you can help, I need and welcome the help. Tipjar can be found here: ko-fi.com/jazzelves
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November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I guess TDoR is a reasonable day for a repost, if any day is.
every time I get enough good girl points my gf allows me *one* trip to Le Creuset
November 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
every time I get enough good girl points my gf allows me *one* trip to Le Creuset
finally got my coffee equipment delivered to Australia after an entire year, forgot how much I miss pour overs.
only thing I'd upgrade in the near future is a faster, more sensitive scale (my baking scale is off by a few grams consistently 🤷♀️)
only thing I'd upgrade in the near future is a faster, more sensitive scale (my baking scale is off by a few grams consistently 🤷♀️)
November 18, 2025 at 9:17 PM
finally got my coffee equipment delivered to Australia after an entire year, forgot how much I miss pour overs.
only thing I'd upgrade in the near future is a faster, more sensitive scale (my baking scale is off by a few grams consistently 🤷♀️)
only thing I'd upgrade in the near future is a faster, more sensitive scale (my baking scale is off by a few grams consistently 🤷♀️)
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You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
November 18, 2025 at 2:33 PM
You can love someone you love even if you don't love yourself🏳️⚧️
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
But if you love yourself, you can love both yourself and the person you love. Your love becomes twofold.
So take care of yourself.
Your soul is beautiful.
to all my 🏳️⚧️girls out there, might be good to adjust your cyproterone t-blocker dose. I was prescribed 12.5mg a day (quarter tablet) but it's well-known that more cypro doesn't do much to inhibit your testosterone
went down to 12.5mg a WEEK and my T-levels are still incredibly low
went down to 12.5mg a WEEK and my T-levels are still incredibly low
November 17, 2025 at 10:30 PM
to all my 🏳️⚧️girls out there, might be good to adjust your cyproterone t-blocker dose. I was prescribed 12.5mg a day (quarter tablet) but it's well-known that more cypro doesn't do much to inhibit your testosterone
went down to 12.5mg a WEEK and my T-levels are still incredibly low
went down to 12.5mg a WEEK and my T-levels are still incredibly low
game designers: so his name is Havel the Rock on account of his bulky armor and the fact that he's immovable
guy who hates subtext: AND HE USES MAGIC TO TURN INTO A ROCK
guy who hates subtext: AND HE USES MAGIC TO TURN INTO A ROCK
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
game designers: so his name is Havel the Rock on account of his bulky armor and the fact that he's immovable
guy who hates subtext: AND HE USES MAGIC TO TURN INTO A ROCK
guy who hates subtext: AND HE USES MAGIC TO TURN INTO A ROCK
Being invaded by dark spirit racism enjoyer is a good metaphor of what it feels like being Asian in Australia
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Being invaded by dark spirit racism enjoyer is a good metaphor of what it feels like being Asian in Australia
Photos of me exactly one year ago 🙌
This was 9 months into my transition 🏳⚧ damn, i was cooking but the pain from my dysphoria made me blind to it
I'm better now 😊
This was 9 months into my transition 🏳⚧ damn, i was cooking but the pain from my dysphoria made me blind to it
I'm better now 😊
November 14, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Photos of me exactly one year ago 🙌
This was 9 months into my transition 🏳⚧ damn, i was cooking but the pain from my dysphoria made me blind to it
I'm better now 😊
This was 9 months into my transition 🏳⚧ damn, i was cooking but the pain from my dysphoria made me blind to it
I'm better now 😊
got everything ready to bake a cake before the oven started smoking heavily
something is carbonizing in there and I hope it's ryan reynolds
something is carbonizing in there and I hope it's ryan reynolds
November 11, 2025 at 1:51 AM
got everything ready to bake a cake before the oven started smoking heavily
something is carbonizing in there and I hope it's ryan reynolds
something is carbonizing in there and I hope it's ryan reynolds
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Braved a storm for an hour with an inadequate umbrella so I could see a doctor for trans meds and turns out I went on the wrong day 😎😎😎✨
Remember to support your local girl failures 😇💩 🙌
Remember to support your local girl failures 😇💩 🙌
November 7, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Braved a storm for an hour with an inadequate umbrella so I could see a doctor for trans meds and turns out I went on the wrong day 😎😎😎✨
Remember to support your local girl failures 😇💩 🙌
Remember to support your local girl failures 😇💩 🙌
Followed the 'no cracking' cheesecake recipe where you use a water bath, bake it at high for 15 mins, bake it at low for 2 hours, cool in the closed oven for 2 hours, cool in the oven slightly open for 1 hour, cool on the counter for 2 extra hours
AND IT STILL CRACKED
AND IT STILL CRACKED
November 6, 2025 at 7:01 AM
Followed the 'no cracking' cheesecake recipe where you use a water bath, bake it at high for 15 mins, bake it at low for 2 hours, cool in the closed oven for 2 hours, cool in the oven slightly open for 1 hour, cool on the counter for 2 extra hours
AND IT STILL CRACKED
AND IT STILL CRACKED
Whew, almost got tricked there
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Whew, almost got tricked there
Things I've made recently 😊:
1) pistachio and chocolate cheesecake
2) Chinese chili egg scramble on toast with sausages for the gf (all trans women are queens and deserve homemade breakfast every single day)
3) beef bulgolgi
4) maple pumpkin with roast red onion, chili, and danish feta
1) pistachio and chocolate cheesecake
2) Chinese chili egg scramble on toast with sausages for the gf (all trans women are queens and deserve homemade breakfast every single day)
3) beef bulgolgi
4) maple pumpkin with roast red onion, chili, and danish feta
November 6, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Things I've made recently 😊:
1) pistachio and chocolate cheesecake
2) Chinese chili egg scramble on toast with sausages for the gf (all trans women are queens and deserve homemade breakfast every single day)
3) beef bulgolgi
4) maple pumpkin with roast red onion, chili, and danish feta
1) pistachio and chocolate cheesecake
2) Chinese chili egg scramble on toast with sausages for the gf (all trans women are queens and deserve homemade breakfast every single day)
3) beef bulgolgi
4) maple pumpkin with roast red onion, chili, and danish feta
Reposted by maddie
2 Mello Birthday Sale
Nov. 7-9
Everything, including CDs, 50% off at both my Bandcamp and webstore.
Then! Friday Nov. 14 at 12PM Eastern time, I will restock the Sounds Of Tokyo-To Future vinyl for the last time this year.
Yes. Commerce, physical media, things of that nature.
Nov. 7-9
Everything, including CDs, 50% off at both my Bandcamp and webstore.
Then! Friday Nov. 14 at 12PM Eastern time, I will restock the Sounds Of Tokyo-To Future vinyl for the last time this year.
Yes. Commerce, physical media, things of that nature.
November 5, 2025 at 7:22 PM
2 Mello Birthday Sale
Nov. 7-9
Everything, including CDs, 50% off at both my Bandcamp and webstore.
Then! Friday Nov. 14 at 12PM Eastern time, I will restock the Sounds Of Tokyo-To Future vinyl for the last time this year.
Yes. Commerce, physical media, things of that nature.
Nov. 7-9
Everything, including CDs, 50% off at both my Bandcamp and webstore.
Then! Friday Nov. 14 at 12PM Eastern time, I will restock the Sounds Of Tokyo-To Future vinyl for the last time this year.
Yes. Commerce, physical media, things of that nature.
There is a demographic of idiots who will eat anything weird and novel and I am unfortunately one of those idiots
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 AM
There is a demographic of idiots who will eat anything weird and novel and I am unfortunately one of those idiots
Suzy and I tried out an Aussie icon today - a Chiko roll. Funny how the guy who made it was like, "What if Chinese spring roll...but not Chinese? 🤔"
This thing is not doing Aussie cuisine any favours.
This thing is not doing Aussie cuisine any favours.
November 2, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Suzy and I tried out an Aussie icon today - a Chiko roll. Funny how the guy who made it was like, "What if Chinese spring roll...but not Chinese? 🤔"
This thing is not doing Aussie cuisine any favours.
This thing is not doing Aussie cuisine any favours.
Today's orange and green outing
You know we're freaks because we went to the super Italian street and ordered a Detroit pizza 😈
You know we're freaks because we went to the super Italian street and ordered a Detroit pizza 😈
November 1, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Today's orange and green outing
You know we're freaks because we went to the super Italian street and ordered a Detroit pizza 😈
You know we're freaks because we went to the super Italian street and ordered a Detroit pizza 😈
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maddie and I had a little halloween-themed high tea!! it was very posh and dainty and tested the limits of how many sweet treats I can ingest in one sitting
October 31, 2025 at 3:07 AM
maddie and I had a little halloween-themed high tea!! it was very posh and dainty and tested the limits of how many sweet treats I can ingest in one sitting
We checked out a really cute paper collage store today where you can book collage workshops with your friends and there's an adorable doggy
October 30, 2025 at 6:23 AM
We checked out a really cute paper collage store today where you can book collage workshops with your friends and there's an adorable doggy
me, a year ago: I think I may be the only trans woman who hasn't developed a bad relationship to food...?
me, a week ago: fuck
me, a week ago: fuck
October 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
me, a year ago: I think I may be the only trans woman who hasn't developed a bad relationship to food...?
me, a week ago: fuck
me, a week ago: fuck
my gf and I accidentally stumbled on British food tok and what do you mean the British call eating Chinese food, "having A Chinese"???? It's also plain, non-seasoned egg fried rice with CHIPS and plain noodles before piling on a metric ton of salt
This is carb on carb on carb...
This is carb on carb on carb...
October 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
my gf and I accidentally stumbled on British food tok and what do you mean the British call eating Chinese food, "having A Chinese"???? It's also plain, non-seasoned egg fried rice with CHIPS and plain noodles before piling on a metric ton of salt
This is carb on carb on carb...
This is carb on carb on carb...
I know Melbourne's influencers are all liars because they post about Pelligrini's pasta and say they like it. Girl, the sauce is scooped out of a bucket. The spaghetti is overcooked, half cold, and mixed with other shapes. Their tiramisu is cream and wet biscuit.
Y'all trend chasers with no taste.
Y'all trend chasers with no taste.
October 25, 2025 at 5:59 AM
I know Melbourne's influencers are all liars because they post about Pelligrini's pasta and say they like it. Girl, the sauce is scooped out of a bucket. The spaghetti is overcooked, half cold, and mixed with other shapes. Their tiramisu is cream and wet biscuit.
Y'all trend chasers with no taste.
Y'all trend chasers with no taste.