CT Jackson
@madcapcomedy.bsky.social
Former U.S. Government Lackey
Humorist and Satirical Author in Germany
Writes About Dictators, Oligarchs, Extremists
Persona Non Grata in 30 Countries
madcapcomedy.substack.com
BastardBooks.com
Humorist and Satirical Author in Germany
Writes About Dictators, Oligarchs, Extremists
Persona Non Grata in 30 Countries
madcapcomedy.substack.com
BastardBooks.com
I wrote this article last week, then yesterday the DNC reveals their fight song. They even used "onward" just as I predicted.
Democrats Are Here To DO WORK
Watch Out Voting World, We Are BACK!
open.substack.com
August 29, 2025 at 11:03 AM
I wrote this article last week, then yesterday the DNC reveals their fight song. They even used "onward" just as I predicted.
Now that Trump is rewriting the history at Smithsonian museums, we found his updated timeline of world events.
The History Of The World According To Donald Trump
An Update To The Smithsonian's Lies
open.substack.com
August 16, 2025 at 7:27 AM
Now that Trump is rewriting the history at Smithsonian museums, we found his updated timeline of world events.
My piece is now available on Points in Case. Enjoy the allegory while you still can. Thanks @pointsincase.com!
Socrates Says for Everyone to Get Back Into the Cave
We ask that all freed prisoners make their way back to the entrance of the Cave in an efficient, but respectful manner.
www.pointsincase.com
July 29, 2025 at 3:11 PM
My piece is now available on Points in Case. Enjoy the allegory while you still can. Thanks @pointsincase.com!
My newest satirical guidebook is out now! Learn about conspiracy theorists, snake oil peddlers, and far-right whackos. I answer the question, "how the hell did we get here?" a.co/d/dj9nR0q
June 17, 2025 at 11:34 AM
My newest satirical guidebook is out now! Learn about conspiracy theorists, snake oil peddlers, and far-right whackos. I answer the question, "how the hell did we get here?" a.co/d/dj9nR0q
Welcome to the American Wonka iPhone Factory! Bringing jobs back for citizens and Oompas alike.
Welcome to the American Wonka iPhone Factory
Helping Bring Back U.S. Manufacturing
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May 12, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Welcome to the American Wonka iPhone Factory! Bringing jobs back for citizens and Oompas alike.
"This vandalism has to stop. Please. I am in no way affiliated with the National Socialist Party. I just really love my Luftschiff Zeppelin 129 Hindenburg Premium XL." Cybertruck owners take note.
Stop Vandalizing My Dirigible
A Desperate Plea From The Owner
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April 11, 2025 at 3:47 PM
"This vandalism has to stop. Please. I am in no way affiliated with the National Socialist Party. I just really love my Luftschiff Zeppelin 129 Hindenburg Premium XL." Cybertruck owners take note.
Forget tariffs and social security, there is a far greater danger brewing in government right now.
Urgent Memo: DOGE Government Cuts and the Ark of the Covenant
From A Concerned Security Professional
gliberalmedia.substack.com
April 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Forget tariffs and social security, there is a far greater danger brewing in government right now.
Why can't the US be more like South Korea in dealing with their leaders. Instead we are North Korea.
April 4, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Why can't the US be more like South Korea in dealing with their leaders. Instead we are North Korea.
Warning for all your Spring Break travelers: “Exercise increased caution due to inconsistent availability of affordable healthcare services, increased incidents of crypto-crime, and South African dweebs.”
Travel Advisory: United States of America
A Global Alert for Citizens
gliberalmedia.substack.com
April 3, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Warning for all your Spring Break travelers: “Exercise increased caution due to inconsistent availability of affordable healthcare services, increased incidents of crypto-crime, and South African dweebs.”
I'm glad Trump is finally bringing the tariff hammer down on the alliance of uninhabited islands, coral atolls, barrier reefs, brackish lagoons, and deep-sea trenches.
Trump imposes tariffs on uninhabited Heard and McDonald Islands near Antarctica
Australian prime minister surprised after remote external territories – including islands home to penguins – targeted by US president
www.theguardian.com
April 3, 2025 at 6:35 AM
I'm glad Trump is finally bringing the tariff hammer down on the alliance of uninhabited islands, coral atolls, barrier reefs, brackish lagoons, and deep-sea trenches.
I'll never forget my dinner with Elon, so I've shared the story with others. You may need a drink, I know I did.
My Dinner With Elon
When I called Elon, and he suggested we meet at the Panera Bread on 18th and H street, I’d been rather surprised.
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April 2, 2025 at 10:40 AM
I'll never forget my dinner with Elon, so I've shared the story with others. You may need a drink, I know I did.
Is beatboxing allowed during filibusters? Asking for a friend.
April 1, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Is beatboxing allowed during filibusters? Asking for a friend.
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It will be funny when JD Vance goes to hell, like Curb closing music for eternity
April 1, 2025 at 7:02 AM
It will be funny when JD Vance goes to hell, like Curb closing music for eternity
JD Vance Welcomes You To The New And Improved Smithsonian, now with 75% less history and culture.
Plan Your Visit: National Smithsonian
From Master Docent, JD Vance
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March 31, 2025 at 1:23 PM
JD Vance Welcomes You To The New And Improved Smithsonian, now with 75% less history and culture.
When I see an empty frozen pizza box in the public park trash, I take a moment to stop and marvel at the mysteries of life.
March 31, 2025 at 6:21 AM
When I see an empty frozen pizza box in the public park trash, I take a moment to stop and marvel at the mysteries of life.
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"Western civilization is definitely worth saving, people. But not the liberal values part, of course. I don’t mean the democracy part either. Or the shared ethical values. Or that stuff Jesus said about love and forgiveness."
Let’s Save Western Civilization by Being Cruel Motherfuckers
“The fundamental weakness of Western civilization is empathy… ” — Elon Musk - - -I see Musk’s point. Empathy is destroying Western civilization, w...
www.mcsweeneys.net
March 31, 2025 at 2:20 AM
"Western civilization is definitely worth saving, people. But not the liberal values part, of course. I don’t mean the democracy part either. Or the shared ethical values. Or that stuff Jesus said about love and forgiveness."
Want your kids to learn how to hide their wealth like the elite and oligarch class? Now they can with Little Rabbit. First chapter is out now on Rabbit learning to avoid taxes. How fun and educational!
Sunday Reads: Rabbit Hides His Wealth
A "Little Oligarch" Series
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March 30, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Want your kids to learn how to hide their wealth like the elite and oligarch class? Now they can with Little Rabbit. First chapter is out now on Rabbit learning to avoid taxes. How fun and educational!
Eating more vegetables and exercising are great starts to healthier habits, but what about a lobotomy?
10 Ways To Survive The Next 4 Years
Healthy Habits To Get You Through The Current Political Climate
gliberalmedia.substack.com
March 29, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Eating more vegetables and exercising are great starts to healthier habits, but what about a lobotomy?
A sneak peak at Amazon’s new Bond shows it has everything a fan would want: action, intrigue, blind corporatism, union busting, and thrills.
First Look: Amazon's Next Bond Film
On His Majesty's Prime™ Service
open.substack.com
March 29, 2025 at 3:04 AM
A sneak peak at Amazon’s new Bond shows it has everything a fan would want: action, intrigue, blind corporatism, union busting, and thrills.
A statement from the administration on cuts to Education. Check out Gliberal Media for more stories.
Good Riddance To Education
In Defense of the Department's Elimination
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March 28, 2025 at 7:10 PM
A statement from the administration on cuts to Education. Check out Gliberal Media for more stories.