Madam Snarkasm
@madamsnarkasm.bsky.social
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I created the Earth without borders, so quit pretending they're sacred.
December 11, 2024 at 10:49 PM
I created the Earth without borders, so quit pretending they're sacred.
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Anticipatory obedience is contagious. But it is still wrong.
December 11, 2024 at 8:25 PM
Anticipatory obedience is contagious. But it is still wrong.
Okay, but where are all the comedy/late-night writers social mediaing? Here? The Bad Place? The Meta Place?
Where y'all at?
Where y'all at?
December 7, 2024 at 5:50 AM
Okay, but where are all the comedy/late-night writers social mediaing? Here? The Bad Place? The Meta Place?
Where y'all at?
Where y'all at?
TFW you're getting out of the car (after work, thank heavens) and hear that familiar sound of your jeans ripping.
Thanks, friends. Just what my self-esteem needed today. 🙄
Thanks, friends. Just what my self-esteem needed today. 🙄
December 3, 2024 at 2:57 AM
TFW you're getting out of the car (after work, thank heavens) and hear that familiar sound of your jeans ripping.
Thanks, friends. Just what my self-esteem needed today. 🙄
Thanks, friends. Just what my self-esteem needed today. 🙄
How do people find jobs nowadays?
December 3, 2024 at 2:57 AM
How do people find jobs nowadays?
Today = Officially the start of month 7 of the job search. And to celebrate, I had a panic attack so intense I could feel it from my head to my toes.
I'm really freaking out, y'all.
I'm really freaking out, y'all.
December 2, 2024 at 7:07 AM
Today = Officially the start of month 7 of the job search. And to celebrate, I had a panic attack so intense I could feel it from my head to my toes.
I'm really freaking out, y'all.
I'm really freaking out, y'all.
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Funny because true.
November 26, 2024 at 5:16 PM
Funny because true.
What is this bitch's damage?
REPORTER: Is this effort in response to Congresswoman McBride coming to Congress?
NANCY MACE: Yes, and absolutely, and then some. Someone with a penis in the women's locker room -- that's not ok. I'm a victim of abuse myself. I'm a rape survivor.
NANCY MACE: Yes, and absolutely, and then some. Someone with a penis in the women's locker room -- that's not ok. I'm a victim of abuse myself. I'm a rape survivor.
November 19, 2024 at 5:20 PM
What is this bitch's damage?
Job search panic is one thing. Job search panic post-election is quite another.
I got my MA in the spring of 2007, just as everything was crashing hard. Creative jobs, as usual, were the first to go and the last to come back. So I got stuck in the retail vortex. For years...
🧵/1
I got my MA in the spring of 2007, just as everything was crashing hard. Creative jobs, as usual, were the first to go and the last to come back. So I got stuck in the retail vortex. For years...
🧵/1
November 16, 2024 at 7:04 PM
Job search panic is one thing. Job search panic post-election is quite another.
I got my MA in the spring of 2007, just as everything was crashing hard. Creative jobs, as usual, were the first to go and the last to come back. So I got stuck in the retail vortex. For years...
🧵/1
I got my MA in the spring of 2007, just as everything was crashing hard. Creative jobs, as usual, were the first to go and the last to come back. So I got stuck in the retail vortex. For years...
🧵/1
In news that doesn't matter at all in any way and is merely a break from the depression I'm rocking, I've learned I'm very attracted to men (sorry, no control there) with broad shoulders. Mmm mmm.
That's all. Carry on.
That's all. Carry on.
November 16, 2024 at 6:56 PM
In news that doesn't matter at all in any way and is merely a break from the depression I'm rocking, I've learned I'm very attracted to men (sorry, no control there) with broad shoulders. Mmm mmm.
That's all. Carry on.
That's all. Carry on.
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Share this and follow us if you NEVER once voted for Donald Trump!
November 15, 2024 at 9:54 PM
Share this and follow us if you NEVER once voted for Donald Trump!
Woke up to panic attacks about finances and job search.
But wtf kinda job do I look for? I know (from 2008) that creative jobs are the first to go. This is gonna be way worse than 2008.
Where does one even look now?
But wtf kinda job do I look for? I know (from 2008) that creative jobs are the first to go. This is gonna be way worse than 2008.
Where does one even look now?
November 15, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Woke up to panic attacks about finances and job search.
But wtf kinda job do I look for? I know (from 2008) that creative jobs are the first to go. This is gonna be way worse than 2008.
Where does one even look now?
But wtf kinda job do I look for? I know (from 2008) that creative jobs are the first to go. This is gonna be way worse than 2008.
Where does one even look now?
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It is actually perfect that the premiere of an epic manly movie was *owned* by a gorgeous trans woman (who's not even in the movie), and the transphobic heads that are exploding as a result.
What a way to rock trans awareness week. Chef's kiss, luxpascal_.
What a way to rock trans awareness week. Chef's kiss, luxpascal_.
November 15, 2024 at 1:38 AM
It is actually perfect that the premiere of an epic manly movie was *owned* by a gorgeous trans woman (who's not even in the movie), and the transphobic heads that are exploding as a result.
What a way to rock trans awareness week. Chef's kiss, luxpascal_.
What a way to rock trans awareness week. Chef's kiss, luxpascal_.
I just got comfortable with Threads.
Can I just copy and paste my entire Threads account here?
Can I just copy and paste my entire Threads account here?
November 15, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I just got comfortable with Threads.
Can I just copy and paste my entire Threads account here?
Can I just copy and paste my entire Threads account here?