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Cosplay, gaming, Star Wars, Horror, etc. Kinda quirky, probably. They/them.
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.
November 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So the people who want Americans to have affordable health care are branded "terrorists", while the people who did 9/11 are given a hero's welcome.

America is batshit crazy.
November 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I wonder if Trump pulled a Cartman and put Bill Clinton's wiener in his mouth and took a picture thinking it would prove Clinton was gay... 🤔
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Maybe I'm too cynical, but I think if Johnson is moving the vote up, that means he knows someone pulled their support.
November 13, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Gee, it's almost like the tens of thousands of online comments celebrating people starving are somehow artificial. 🤔
"Should SNAP benefits be paid during the government shutdown?"

Yes: 74%
No: 14%

YouGov / Nov 3, 2025
November 5, 2025 at 9:37 PM
And it wasn't even close.

None of them have been, even the ones that were supposed to be.
November 5, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Russia continues to be an embarrassment to the civilized world.
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I wish democrats would stop saying "Yeah, let Trump break the law! Because then Obama can too!"

Because Obama won't.
October 29, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Funny that over his two terms, he has embodied and not only the seven deadly sins of pride, greed, wrath, envy, lust, gluttony, and sloth, but also the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse: War, Famine, Pestilence, and Death.
September 28, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh holy shit!!! 😍
September 21, 2025 at 8:29 PM
In 41CE, Roman Emperor Caligula attempted to appoint his horse to the Imperial Senate.

In 2024CE, America elected a horse's ass to be its emperor.
September 19, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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BREAKING: Disney+ is to replace the two-season run of Andor with a recut version that runs for only five minutes, and is just Mon Mothma apologising profusely to Darth Vader for any inconvenience, and letting him have whatever he wants.
September 18, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Oh, #borderlands... don't ever change. 😁
September 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I tried not to, I really did...
September 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"FINE!! It's eternal night, you hear spooky music, and the air smells like butts and dead people!!" - Tiny Tina
September 13, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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For everyone saying political violence has no place in this country…

Remember two Democratic legislators were shot in Minnesota just this year.

And America shrugged and moved on.
September 10, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It's pretty wild that, in one of America's two major political parties, you can't find more than 4 people who think pedophilia is bad.

The discharge petition only needed 6 Republican votes...and it won't get them.
September 6, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Who wore it better?
September 5, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Twitter thinks he's dead...

I mean, look, either way they let Vance out of the supply closet, so I think we can safely say he's not well.
August 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
August 28, 2025 at 1:41 AM
The media when Republicans gerrymander: "Haha, the big guy wants more seats! Isn't this a testament to Trump's genius?!"

The media when Democrats even suggest gerrymandering: "HOW DARE YOU!! THIS IS AN ASSAULT ON DEMOCRACY!! THIS IS RAPE!! THIS IS MURDER!!"
August 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Between Putin and Netanyahu, America really loves to roll out the red carpet for genocidal butchers and war criminals.

I guess if you want a photo op with the President of the United States, all you have to do is buy crypto and/or firebomb children.
August 16, 2025 at 1:11 AM