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Michael
@m1kk33.bsky.social
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I have no idea what I'm doing here.
Dad, bad dancer, decent singer, hospital IT manager, pretend bad ass
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From #LasVegas to #Hawaii to #SanDiego our small #globe #trotting trip is coming to an end. Back to #reality.

#ProfessionalVacationers #Travel
June 17, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Is this winning? Because I'm really fucking tired of winning...
April 4, 2025 at 11:27 PM
#Idiots
March 27, 2025 at 2:55 PM
#NightCapWithWinstonTheCat
#CatsOfBluesky
March 16, 2025 at 9:52 PM
#DadJoke
February 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
February 18, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Little One, 5: Will you cuddle for a few minutes?
Me: Absolutely!
LO: Can I have a hug?
Me: Sure!
LO, in a quiet voice: I just need a little squeeze.
Me: *Gladly complies*

LO: RIPS SERIOUS ASS ALL OVER MY STOMACH
Also LO: *cackles maniacally*

F'in kids, man.
#Parenting
February 15, 2025 at 7:16 PM
My old man
#CatsOfBluesky
Gray cat with smile
February 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Dear Morons Who Voted For Tarrifs,

#FuckingToldYouSo
February 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Pediatrician: So I've got news.
Me: *Please don't be Covid. Please don't be Covid.*
Ped: It's not Covid!
Me: Well that's a relief!
Ped: Your house is sick with strep AND the flu!
Me: ...that's certainly...news....
January 29, 2025 at 5:52 PM
#Facebook deleted ✔️
#Instagram deleted ✔️
#Meta deleted ✔️
#Amazon subscriptions cancelled

Onto new e-readers and #HomeAutomation !
January 26, 2025 at 12:31 AM
What are you spending on your #kids #birthday parties? Venue, food, cake, gift bags, etc. #Dad of a soon-to-be-6-year-old is struggling with how much it should cost.
#Parenting
January 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Is it too late to start counting down?

#OneThousandFourHundredFiftySeven #ShitShowCountdown
January 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
This. All this. Without the 'lol'.
January 23, 2025 at 12:02 PM
5 yo: Pepper the Dog is snoring.
Me: She sure does that.
5 yo: DAD! SHE'S A WIZARD! SHE'S SLEEPING WITH HER EYES OPEN!

#Parenting #ParentingWin #Wizards #DogWizards? #GayDad #NerdDad #DadNerd
January 23, 2025 at 11:59 AM
#HomeAssistant - worth the learning curve and initial start up price? I want Bezos, Zuck, and Musk out of my house.
January 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
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January 22, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Me: Good news! We BOTH get to work from home today!
5 yo: I'll need an office.
Me: ...I don't even have an office...
5 yo: I'm a little better at my job.
Me: Oh? What's your job?
5 yo: Eating apples and cheese sticks.
Me: Touché...

#KidsAmIRight #SoftBurn #Parenting #ToddlerDad
January 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
If you fail to understand how a merit-based society disproportionately benefits certain groups while excluding many many others, you are not a safe person.

Learn. Grow. Become a safe person.

#SafeSpace #BLM #EqualityOverTransactionalMerit
January 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM
If you cannot understand why some of your friends and family are feeling overwhelmed and anxious, you are not a safe person.

Learn. Grow. Become a safe person.

#SafeSpace #ProtectTransRights #TransRightsAreHumanRights
January 22, 2025 at 4:15 PM
#WTAF #America
January 21, 2025 at 12:21 PM
We decided to spend some time in the snow today than sitting around and watch democracy die.

#Parenting
January 20, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Planning a trip to #LasVegas, #Hawaii, and #SanDiego with a 6-year old in June. Tips, tricks, or must-sees welcome!

#Travel #Parenting
January 20, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Thank you, TikTok, for publishing your thank-you message. It's always nice when unsafe people and entities announce themselves.

#NotGoingBack #TikTokBan
January 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
#FuckingToldYouSo
January 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM