"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
"This is to acknowledge that we know what is happening and what needs to be done. Only you know if we did it".
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holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
holy shit, an accurate legal critique of LLMs. LLMs don't reason because they're just stitching together plausible-looking sentences indifferent to the content
Trump & GOP have made it a daily occurrence in the United States, along with too many other fascist & corrupt things to count.
She was eventually let go, per David Goodhue of the Miami Herald, who also took this footage:
Trump & GOP have made it a daily occurrence in the United States, along with too many other fascist & corrupt things to count.
And frightened "Old Virginny" till she trembled thru and thru;
They hung him for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew,
But his soul is marching on.
And frightened "Old Virginny" till she trembled thru and thru;
They hung him for a traitor, themselves the traitor crew,
But his soul is marching on.
www.injusticewatch.org/judges/court...
www.injusticewatch.org/judges/court...
Their CEO took home $96 million while refusing to negotiate a living wage for workers.
Boycott Starbucks. Stand with the employees.
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Their CEO took home $96 million while refusing to negotiate a living wage for workers.
Boycott Starbucks. Stand with the employees.
Support local independent coffee shops:
The Onion strikes again.
The Onion strikes again.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
She wasn't even flying internationally. She was flying to Texas.
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Trump is building a powerful citizenship verification program amid the clampdown on voter fraud and illegal immigration.
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