Lurkz
@lurkz.bsky.social
Avocado at law, professional trademark nerd, fan fic author | #SANVERS #❤ | #WheelOfTime #Siuaraine | she/her | header by @ViancaPacheco, pfp by @olansamuelle
I'm FULL BSTH 43 (which is somehow also apparently Bedroom 4).
Tag yourself, I’m the two bathtubs in the laundry room
Oh shit waddup
December 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I'm FULL BSTH 43 (which is somehow also apparently Bedroom 4).
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Since it's December...
December 2, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Since it's December...
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Apologies for starwars
October 18, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Apologies for starwars
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Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Handing back student work that’s been written by ChatGPT with a 0 followed by the comment “This essay will never stand in authentic wonder before the Beauty of God’s creation.”
Omg this is amazing
He said "Amen" straight into the drop
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
Lmao Pope Leo threw a rave for an archbishop's 75th birthday this is kind of incredible
November 21, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Omg this is amazing
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Jaxson Dart, Drake Maye, Bo Nix, and Jordan Love all sound like names from some highly toyetic 80s cartoon about cops with superpowers that turn into robots
November 20, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Jaxson Dart, Drake Maye, Bo Nix, and Jordan Love all sound like names from some highly toyetic 80s cartoon about cops with superpowers that turn into robots
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What the actual fuck, Apple
Not satisfied with just destroying their own brand goodwill, OS companies are now using AI to try to destroy the good names of the apps users install. (Scrivener taking out adds to explain how it has no AI but Apple adds some anyway.)
November 19, 2025 at 8:23 PM
What the actual fuck, Apple
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This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
November 12, 2025 at 6:41 PM
This is Goose. His stick didn't fit through the door at first. But Goose believed in himself, and more importantly, so did his doorman. 13/10 (TT: bigstickgoose)
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I'm real real close to feeling like we can't ever know who these 8 took the fall for, so maybe we should just throw them all out and start from scratch.
November 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I'm real real close to feeling like we can't ever know who these 8 took the fall for, so maybe we should just throw them all out and start from scratch.
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
Wonder why this scene looks so familiar...
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
#WildlifeWednesday 🐦🐕
November 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I went a third of a century accepting, on the testimony of a cartoon, that coyotes chase roadrunners before I ever saw the real thing.
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Hey just a regular reminder to transphobes to get fucked. If any are still following me please lick the bottom of a dumpster and then go jump in a pool of dog shit. No one wants you around. Today's election results are a strong message: we win when we fight for our trans family 🏳️⚧️
November 5, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Hey just a regular reminder to transphobes to get fucked. If any are still following me please lick the bottom of a dumpster and then go jump in a pool of dog shit. No one wants you around. Today's election results are a strong message: we win when we fight for our trans family 🏳️⚧️
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What we know, 10:20pm
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
November 5, 2025 at 3:19 AM
What we know, 10:20pm
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
—VA Dems flip Gov, LG, *and* AG
—BIG Dem gains in VA House
—Dems win NJ-Gov
—Mamdani wins
—Dems keep PA supreme court
—Larry Krasner & Bragg win
— GA Dems flip 2 statewide offices
—JD Vance’s half-brother loses Cincy
—Dems sweep Orlando council
—ME anti-mail vote measure loses
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We have literally A/B tested it in real elections:
Being a weak nothing on trans rights loses you elections and being strong on trans rights wins elections. We can put the issue to rest.
Any new candidate must be strong on trans rights to win the votes to take the Presidency. We know this.
Being a weak nothing on trans rights loses you elections and being strong on trans rights wins elections. We can put the issue to rest.
Any new candidate must be strong on trans rights to win the votes to take the Presidency. We know this.
November 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
We have literally A/B tested it in real elections:
Being a weak nothing on trans rights loses you elections and being strong on trans rights wins elections. We can put the issue to rest.
Any new candidate must be strong on trans rights to win the votes to take the Presidency. We know this.
Being a weak nothing on trans rights loses you elections and being strong on trans rights wins elections. We can put the issue to rest.
Any new candidate must be strong on trans rights to win the votes to take the Presidency. We know this.
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Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
November 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Sobering news for a lot of top Democrats, tonight, as they realize people would prefer they actually fucking do something.
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"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
"The day NYC elects a Muslim Mayor will be the day I die."
--Dick Cheney probably
--Dick Cheney probably
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Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Good things are possible and we don’t have to settle.
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BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
Live updates: US voters head to the polls in first general election since Trump's return to power
One year after Donald Trump retook the presidency, 2025 Election Day includes closely watched races for New York City mayor, New Jersey governor and California's Proposition 50.
bit.ly
November 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
BREAKING: Colorado voters approved a ballot measure that would raise state income taxes on higher-earning households to fund free meals for all public school students.
Follow AP for live updates.
Follow AP for live updates.
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BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
November 5, 2025 at 2:33 AM
BREAKING: Zohran Mamdani wins the New York City mayoral race, NBC News projects. nbcnews.to/4nIzNUC
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Risky link but worth the click
Omg I’m dying 😂😂😂…so…So Emily Austin, a right wing 'influencer' who works for Bibi and the GOP, launched 'Hot Girls for Cuomo'.
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
Guess who didn't bother to register the URL when she did that? What do you think Hot Girls for Cuomo dot com leads to now?... 😄 Enjoy.
[ HotGirlsforCuomo.com ]
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Risky link but worth the click
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this country can be the worst, but every once in a while it reminds you that being the best is possible, even when all the money & power in this nation tries to stop you.
November 5, 2025 at 2:23 AM
this country can be the worst, but every once in a while it reminds you that being the best is possible, even when all the money & power in this nation tries to stop you.
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i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
November 4, 2025 at 11:44 AM
i hope this is how you find out about dick cheney
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JK Rowling getting mad at Glamour (UK) magazine for having trans women on the cover. Shows trans people literally can’t do anything without her having a tantrum. I did like Glamour’s clap back at her though
October 31, 2025 at 9:14 PM
JK Rowling getting mad at Glamour (UK) magazine for having trans women on the cover. Shows trans people literally can’t do anything without her having a tantrum. I did like Glamour’s clap back at her though
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What do you call a bargain for a ghost at the grocery store?
A BOO-go
A BOO-go
October 30, 2025 at 6:58 PM
What do you call a bargain for a ghost at the grocery store?
A BOO-go
A BOO-go
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but take your vacation days. Yes, even if you don't go anywhere.
I used to like having a week of vacation days banked as a buffer, but also, corporate policy only allowed me to carry over a week anyway. The rest? Use it or lose it.
I used to like having a week of vacation days banked as a buffer, but also, corporate policy only allowed me to carry over a week anyway. The rest? Use it or lose it.
October 30, 2025 at 7:11 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but take your vacation days. Yes, even if you don't go anywhere.
I used to like having a week of vacation days banked as a buffer, but also, corporate policy only allowed me to carry over a week anyway. The rest? Use it or lose it.
I used to like having a week of vacation days banked as a buffer, but also, corporate policy only allowed me to carry over a week anyway. The rest? Use it or lose it.