Elle Sea 🦀
@luluintoledo.bsky.social
General lurker with fannish tendencies. Mostly here for the pirates, omens, and like-minded individuals.
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remember, gang:
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Janel Comeau @VeryBadLlama
[to the tune of "if you're happy and you know it"]
are you sure that tweet will sound good read in court 👏👏
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September 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
remember, gang:
A very happy "Dickfuck, no it's not" day to all who celebrate.
September 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A very happy "Dickfuck, no it's not" day to all who celebrate.
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🎶 And she drives an old bus
That is loaded with aardvarks
She stabs guys at Shoney’s
She used to host Card Sharks
Has detachable arms
And her dad was a bee
She’s eleven feet tall
And she's always a woman to me 🎶
That is loaded with aardvarks
She stabs guys at Shoney’s
She used to host Card Sharks
Has detachable arms
And her dad was a bee
She’s eleven feet tall
And she's always a woman to me 🎶
August 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
🎶 And she drives an old bus
That is loaded with aardvarks
She stabs guys at Shoney’s
She used to host Card Sharks
Has detachable arms
And her dad was a bee
She’s eleven feet tall
And she's always a woman to me 🎶
That is loaded with aardvarks
She stabs guys at Shoney’s
She used to host Card Sharks
Has detachable arms
And her dad was a bee
She’s eleven feet tall
And she's always a woman to me 🎶
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I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up
Gillibrand on WNYC today said one reason they're all falling in line is that they get death threats.
cassidy changing his tune after what he said on the senate floor is what has upgraded my position from "they are being bribed" or "they are worried about primary challenges" to "they are worried about being murdered"
February 9, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I got death threats for writing about heavy metal bands that happened to have women in them. These wealthy politicians need to grow up
Anti-DEI measures are essentially Affirmative Action for below-average white dudes.
February 6, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Anti-DEI measures are essentially Affirmative Action for below-average white dudes.
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Hey let's just assume that anyone posting anything that's not about THE BIG BAD THINGS knows about The Big Bad Things, is upset about The Big Bad Things, and is posting other stuff in an attempt to survive The Big Bad Things. K? Tone policing not welcome.
February 6, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Hey let's just assume that anyone posting anything that's not about THE BIG BAD THINGS knows about The Big Bad Things, is upset about The Big Bad Things, and is posting other stuff in an attempt to survive The Big Bad Things. K? Tone policing not welcome.
Listen, I'm here for this. But speaking as a dyed-in-the-wool theatre kid, what this country really needs is a good SM.
we never should’ve given power to the nerds. the jocks shouldn’t have it either. we must usher in the age of the goths
January 30, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Listen, I'm here for this. But speaking as a dyed-in-the-wool theatre kid, what this country really needs is a good SM.
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The idea that a president can issue an executive order that overrides Congress, while it may be appealing to everyone who wants TikTok back and agrees that the TikTok ban is a first amendment violation, is actually illegal dictator shit
January 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
The idea that a president can issue an executive order that overrides Congress, while it may be appealing to everyone who wants TikTok back and agrees that the TikTok ban is a first amendment violation, is actually illegal dictator shit
Not terribly surprised by the majority of this list.
Except Gavin Degraw. That one's a bummer.
Except Gavin Degraw. That one's a bummer.
Unlike Donald Trump's first inauguration in 2017, which reportedly struggled to book high-profile performers, several well-known artists will partake in this year's inaugural events.
Here's everyone performing at the presidential inauguration
Unlike Donald Trump's first inauguration in 2017, which reportedly struggled to book high-profile performers, several well-known artists will partake in this year's inaugural events.
www.npr.org
January 16, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Not terribly surprised by the majority of this list.
Except Gavin Degraw. That one's a bummer.
Except Gavin Degraw. That one's a bummer.
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he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
December 24, 2024 at 10:30 PM
he had them apple color jeans coat w/ the fur
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
the whole house was
w/o a stir
he hit the snow
next thing u know
Santa said
hohohoho
hohohoho
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Bad news guys my true love has just been jailed on 5 counts of jewelry theft, 23 counts of bird smuggling, and 50 counts of human trafficking.
I mean yeah he’s hot but the love-bombing was you know not cool
I mean yeah he’s hot but the love-bombing was you know not cool
December 25, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Bad news guys my true love has just been jailed on 5 counts of jewelry theft, 23 counts of bird smuggling, and 50 counts of human trafficking.
I mean yeah he’s hot but the love-bombing was you know not cool
I mean yeah he’s hot but the love-bombing was you know not cool
Without using any words from the name of the song, say three words or less that will make a song play in everyone’s head.
WHERE ARE YEW?
WHERE ARE YEW?
Without using any words from the name of the song, say three words or less that will make a song play in everyone’s head.
Now face nooorth…
Now face nooorth…
[P] Without using any words from the name of the song, say three words or less that will make a song play in everyone’s head.
IT'S BEEN...
IT'S BEEN...
December 11, 2024 at 5:49 AM
Without using any words from the name of the song, say three words or less that will make a song play in everyone’s head.
WHERE ARE YEW?
WHERE ARE YEW?
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Your Daily Affirmation:
I am free of the malevolent gravity of bad news and bad intentions, free to float to the highest skies of imagination, drawn back only by the siren song of waffles.
I am free of the malevolent gravity of bad news and bad intentions, free to float to the highest skies of imagination, drawn back only by the siren song of waffles.
December 7, 2024 at 3:32 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
I am free of the malevolent gravity of bad news and bad intentions, free to float to the highest skies of imagination, drawn back only by the siren song of waffles.
I am free of the malevolent gravity of bad news and bad intentions, free to float to the highest skies of imagination, drawn back only by the siren song of waffles.
I'd rather be in Columbus meeting fellow crew folk. 🏴☠️
December 6, 2024 at 4:21 PM
I'd rather be in Columbus meeting fellow crew folk. 🏴☠️
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Your Daily Affirmation:
I associate only with those who see being a kind person as a worthy and important goal and everyone else can fuck right off.
I associate only with those who see being a kind person as a worthy and important goal and everyone else can fuck right off.
November 11, 2024 at 3:28 PM
Your Daily Affirmation:
I associate only with those who see being a kind person as a worthy and important goal and everyone else can fuck right off.
I associate only with those who see being a kind person as a worthy and important goal and everyone else can fuck right off.