Lucanis’s Eyebrow Licker (Jessie)
@lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social
She/her. 36.
I pretend to talk about books and games and narrative media but I’m usually just talking about my Dragon Age fanfic ideas.
Sometimes NSFW. Minors DNI.
I pretend to talk about books and games and narrative media but I’m usually just talking about my Dragon Age fanfic ideas.
Sometimes NSFW. Minors DNI.
I forgot bsky existed lol
October 22, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I forgot bsky existed lol
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FYI
Sincerely, someone who's been feeling extremely ostracized lately.
Sincerely, someone who's been feeling extremely ostracized lately.
August 11, 2025 at 11:20 PM
FYI
Sincerely, someone who's been feeling extremely ostracized lately.
Sincerely, someone who's been feeling extremely ostracized lately.
The problem with the post at the center of the current discourse isn’t that it denies Lucanis’s asexuality or demisexuality. It’s that it implies Caterina forced her grandson to perform acts he did not want to perform. Hope this helps.
August 12, 2025 at 12:26 AM
The problem with the post at the center of the current discourse isn’t that it denies Lucanis’s asexuality or demisexuality. It’s that it implies Caterina forced her grandson to perform acts he did not want to perform. Hope this helps.
IT’S WIVES!!!! So insanely happy to see Daphne and her wife, @classicleechaos.bsky.social ‘s Ziva together 💚🩵
Two rooks smooching for @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social ❤️
Some beautiful Rooks to draw ‼️
#dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard #datv #commissions #rook
Some beautiful Rooks to draw ‼️
#dragonage #dragonagetheveilguard #datv #commissions #rook
August 11, 2025 at 11:42 PM
IT’S WIVES!!!! So insanely happy to see Daphne and her wife, @classicleechaos.bsky.social ‘s Ziva together 💚🩵
The Soprano’s sequel where Meadow’s The Boss. You’re welcome Hollywood, this idea is not free. Venmo me $1 billion.
July 16, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The Soprano’s sequel where Meadow’s The Boss. You’re welcome Hollywood, this idea is not free. Venmo me $1 billion.
Jumping on the bandwagon with Daphne’s Pokemon team:
July 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Jumping on the bandwagon with Daphne’s Pokemon team:
Once I get my hands on a PC copy of Veilguard and this mod you’ll never hear the end of it from me, I will be spamming Daphne-polycule Rook/Rook content until the sun dies and the molecules that were once me wither into an unknowable nothingness (even then you might not be safe)
If you need me for the foreseeable future: Sorry I will be busy living out my OC ship dreams now that there is a Rook to NPC tutorial out
Rooks pictured belong to @hightowerqueen.bsky.social @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social @orangeandclover.bsky.social and myself
Rooks pictured belong to @hightowerqueen.bsky.social @lucanisbrowlicker.bsky.social @orangeandclover.bsky.social and myself
July 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Once I get my hands on a PC copy of Veilguard and this mod you’ll never hear the end of it from me, I will be spamming Daphne-polycule Rook/Rook content until the sun dies and the molecules that were once me wither into an unknowable nothingness (even then you might not be safe)
When a cheddar is so sharp it’s got little crystally bits in it? 🫦
July 4, 2025 at 12:16 AM
When a cheddar is so sharp it’s got little crystally bits in it? 🫦
Good day in WI to bust out my favorite shirt
July 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Good day in WI to bust out my favorite shirt
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Me, every time I’m in a group of people all staying in the same place: we should probably watch the pilot of The Magicians later.
July 1, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me, every time I’m in a group of people all staying in the same place: we should probably watch the pilot of The Magicians later.
So weird how BTVS Season 5 just doesn’t have an episode 15 and season 6 doesn’t have a 19? So bizarre.
June 29, 2025 at 1:42 AM
So weird how BTVS Season 5 just doesn’t have an episode 15 and season 6 doesn’t have a 19? So bizarre.
Been doing a BTVS rewatch and when Giles gets all tough and protective of Buffy after she rejects Spike? Woah. 🥵
Hahahahaha 🙃
Hahahahaha 🙃
June 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Been doing a BTVS rewatch and when Giles gets all tough and protective of Buffy after she rejects Spike? Woah. 🥵
Hahahahaha 🙃
Hahahahaha 🙃
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I’m so stressed rn yall 😬😭💗
June 26, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m so stressed rn yall 😬😭💗
Just realized I am an adult with access to an espresso maker, Fluff, and peanut butter and actually nothing is stopping me from making Fluffernutter lattes every morning.
June 22, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Just realized I am an adult with access to an espresso maker, Fluff, and peanut butter and actually nothing is stopping me from making Fluffernutter lattes every morning.
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"i judge your ship if"
i am judging *you* for typing that out in public instead of a groupchat if it's not for reasons like racism/homophobia/transphobia/etc
i am judging *you* for typing that out in public instead of a groupchat if it's not for reasons like racism/homophobia/transphobia/etc
June 20, 2025 at 8:58 PM
"i judge your ship if"
i am judging *you* for typing that out in public instead of a groupchat if it's not for reasons like racism/homophobia/transphobia/etc
i am judging *you* for typing that out in public instead of a groupchat if it's not for reasons like racism/homophobia/transphobia/etc
Do…do people know that what others imagine in their own headcanons don’t affect your own imagination? I can break up whoever I want in my own head and they can. Still be together in yours. You don’t have to imagine it just because someone else likes to.
June 20, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Do…do people know that what others imagine in their own headcanons don’t affect your own imagination? I can break up whoever I want in my own head and they can. Still be together in yours. You don’t have to imagine it just because someone else likes to.
me, thinking i'm feeling ok despite being on the first day of my period and a new round of hormonal meds: wow it's funny that this time they aren't really affecting me 🙂
also me, watching the graduation battle scene in S3E22 of Buffy:
also me, watching the graduation battle scene in S3E22 of Buffy:
a woman is crying while holding a napkin in front of a box with the letter i on it
ALT: a woman is crying while holding a napkin in front of a box with the letter i on it
media.tenor.com
June 18, 2025 at 3:03 PM
me, thinking i'm feeling ok despite being on the first day of my period and a new round of hormonal meds: wow it's funny that this time they aren't really affecting me 🙂
also me, watching the graduation battle scene in S3E22 of Buffy:
also me, watching the graduation battle scene in S3E22 of Buffy:
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can’t draw eyes hurt but
June 18, 2025 at 2:49 AM
can’t draw eyes hurt but
Natalie Dormer for Daphne Ingellvar. I have A Thing for weird little pouty cat mouths 😭
June 6, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Natalie Dormer for Daphne Ingellvar. I have A Thing for weird little pouty cat mouths 😭
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June 5, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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Anyway the succubi lesbians are going pretty well i think i dunno there’s boobs so my judgment is pretty clouded.
June 1, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Anyway the succubi lesbians are going pretty well i think i dunno there’s boobs so my judgment is pretty clouded.
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Happy Pride Month <3
June 1, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Happy Pride Month <3
Happy Pride, if you think you see me writing about a straight couple, no you don’t: they’re both bi ✌️
June 1, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Happy Pride, if you think you see me writing about a straight couple, no you don’t: they’re both bi ✌️
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happy pride month from ALL of my dragon age OCs. yes. all of them. i have created an army of gays and we WILL defeat you
June 1, 2025 at 4:22 PM
happy pride month from ALL of my dragon age OCs. yes. all of them. i have created an army of gays and we WILL defeat you
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"Not everything has to be gay!"
I disagree. Everything needs to be gayer and I won't stop until it is.
I disagree. Everything needs to be gayer and I won't stop until it is.
May 21, 2025 at 4:17 AM
"Not everything has to be gay!"
I disagree. Everything needs to be gayer and I won't stop until it is.
I disagree. Everything needs to be gayer and I won't stop until it is.