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William Lubelski
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If the institutions you followed brought you to this, of what use were the institutions?
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We need to teach raccoons to DJ
December 6, 2025 at 4:54 AM
US policy converging on:

“It’s time for a Vietnam war in our own hemisphere!”
December 1, 2025 at 9:16 PM
I would watch the shit out of a dry courtroom musical version of “Wicked 3: Truth and Reconciliation Proceedings” where those responsible and brought to testify and the citizens of oz are forced to recon with the brutality that undergirds their cozy way of life.
November 29, 2025 at 1:39 AM
The lesson of avatar seems to be the Navi should develop a functioning nuclear program and likely a space program so that they can deploy an orbital defense platform or they’ll be dealing with the human invaders indefinitely
November 28, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 19, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Please keep this safety tip in mind this Thanksgiving:
November 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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There is a post circulating on Bluesky encouraging the moving of a frozen turkey straight into a pot of hot oil. We are combating this misinformation the best way we know how - through the power of dance music.
November 23, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I was offline all day. this post was literally how I found out I missed a big news day.
MTG is resigning from Congress because she has agreed to be my business partner in a cart selling the world's first alcoholic hot dogs
November 22, 2025 at 7:15 AM
what is Apple’s stance on the extrajudicial murder of American citizens by foreign governments?
November 20, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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They should invent a government that isn’t senile pedophile adolf hitler
November 14, 2025 at 4:59 AM
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Many are the rubes of our time, but the Q-Anoners who voted for Pedo-President three times may be the most rube and patsy that anyone can ever get.

In the history of the world, 'anti-pedophile conspiracy detective accidentally makes a pedophile rapist president *twice*' may never be topped.
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
has anyone checked in with the original pizza gate guy? what’s on his todo list?
November 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
He’ll never do it, but every other democratic lawmaker needs to be making Schumer’s life miserable and publicly calling for him to step down
November 10, 2025 at 9:40 PM
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Personally, I would like to see more primary campaigns referring to incumbent Democratic senators as bozos, pigs and slobs
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 AM
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i’m ready for something different than whatever the fuck this is
November 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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Schumer can be removed from his Dem leadership role this week - 23 Dems (and/or independents) just have to vote to depose him

And they should, given this is his fault.
This is a lovely sentiment but Schumer isn't up for re-election until 2028 and he knows this. At which point he will be 77/78. There's no mechanism to recall a sitting senator AFAIK.
Let’s be clear: Chuck Schumer is the one ending this shutdown, no matter how the votes read.

Chuck Schumer is claiming that he’s voting no, while letting other Senators (Fetterman, Kaine, King, etc) do HIS dirty work.

He must be removed from his leadership & primaried for the sake of this country
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
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House Democrats should just start going into chambers and holding their own shadow House session, do speeches, rename post offices, whatever. make a big stunt of it & when Mike Johnson complains say "we're here, where the hell are you"
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
After we pass the anti-authoritarian amendments and whatnot, I really want CAN-SPAM for notifications.
November 6, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Watched The Grey (2011) again.

Only gets better with age.

May be one of my all time favorite films.
November 2, 2025 at 7:54 AM
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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How I feel about political candidates
October 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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speaking as a metalhead: the guy who hasn't removed his nazi tattoo is not a guy you want to be around. I don't care what he says about how he got it. if he didn't get it covered or lasered, you cannot trust him.
October 21, 2025 at 4:50 PM
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The current iteration of the Republican Party consists of two competing factions:

Fuck Them Kids (figuratively) and Fuck Them Kids (literally).

In this essay I will
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 PM