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pc gaming trash with nothing to lose, on a surrogacy journey
been digging this indie music player called vs code
August 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
been digging this indie music player called vs code
Literally love these
July 4, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Literally love these
long time no post but we’re making breastmilk soap and also I’m 17 weeks pregnant with the surrogate babe!!!
July 4, 2025 at 9:38 PM
long time no post but we’re making breastmilk soap and also I’m 17 weeks pregnant with the surrogate babe!!!
i was trying to be efficient using a squeeze bottle to layer ricotta on my lasagna and now i have a ricotta turd…this is the gay agenda…this is the future the woke left wants
March 12, 2025 at 9:01 PM
i was trying to be efficient using a squeeze bottle to layer ricotta on my lasagna and now i have a ricotta turd…this is the gay agenda…this is the future the woke left wants
not to be doomery but he’s publicly calling himself king and like no one is saying shit about it
February 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
not to be doomery but he’s publicly calling himself king and like no one is saying shit about it
“call your representatives!” man I’m stuck with both Ted Cruz AND Ronny Jackson please idk how much more I can take
February 5, 2025 at 12:05 AM
“call your representatives!” man I’m stuck with both Ted Cruz AND Ronny Jackson please idk how much more I can take
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We gotta start Luigin'
January 30, 2025 at 12:57 PM
We gotta start Luigin'
i hate twitter bc why are the cum dumpster police so fucking pissy
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i hate twitter bc why are the cum dumpster police so fucking pissy
sorry for not being active I’ve become important at work and am learning new skills
January 25, 2025 at 3:58 AM
sorry for not being active I’ve become important at work and am learning new skills
I have now finished all the published red rising series books and oh man do I have so many feelings
January 25, 2025 at 2:53 AM
I have now finished all the published red rising series books and oh man do I have so many feelings
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really cool how fucking stupid this country is 👍
January 19, 2025 at 3:41 AM
really cool how fucking stupid this country is 👍
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one thing i’m always good at? being a hole
January 18, 2025 at 3:58 AM
one thing i’m always good at? being a hole
the next four years I will experiencing a level of apathy I didn’t even know was possible
January 17, 2025 at 10:53 PM
the next four years I will experiencing a level of apathy I didn’t even know was possible
Men don’t go off to war with their boyfriends enough anymore
January 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Men don’t go off to war with their boyfriends enough anymore
If I ever look this fugly in a government photo please take me to a farm upstate
January 17, 2025 at 10:52 PM
If I ever look this fugly in a government photo please take me to a farm upstate
low key every, and I do mean every, person in the Supreme Court can choke on some gnarly smelly fucking balls. May yall always find a pube in your food. Nasty fucking bitches
January 17, 2025 at 7:14 PM
low key every, and I do mean every, person in the Supreme Court can choke on some gnarly smelly fucking balls. May yall always find a pube in your food. Nasty fucking bitches
important life update: I learned how to do a lash lift and tint myself at home
January 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
important life update: I learned how to do a lash lift and tint myself at home
good evening ppl in my phone I just spent two hours transferring my favorite fan fics onto my kindle WITH their cover art
January 11, 2025 at 4:20 AM
good evening ppl in my phone I just spent two hours transferring my favorite fan fics onto my kindle WITH their cover art
was heading toward a menty b after stopping estrogen and starting high dose progesterone BUT I actually feel much better after having a buc-ee’s pulled pork sandwich
December 22, 2024 at 6:51 AM
was heading toward a menty b after stopping estrogen and starting high dose progesterone BUT I actually feel much better after having a buc-ee’s pulled pork sandwich
hey siri how do I raise my son to be prepared for the impending collapse of society due to racism and climate change without seeming crazy
December 18, 2024 at 7:05 PM
hey siri how do I raise my son to be prepared for the impending collapse of society due to racism and climate change without seeming crazy
nine times out of ten my initial response to any new is “why don’t we just kill these fucking guys” like I’ve graduated from apathy to a new level of seething and frustration
December 18, 2024 at 6:42 PM
nine times out of ten my initial response to any new is “why don’t we just kill these fucking guys” like I’ve graduated from apathy to a new level of seething and frustration
Why the fuck did no one tell me that Ted Lasso was so fucking good?
December 18, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Why the fuck did no one tell me that Ted Lasso was so fucking good?
still less the the hospital bill for giving birth to my son
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day: cnn.it/4goevIr
FBI offers reward up to $50,000 as health care executive’s suspected killer evades police for fourth day | CNN
As the investigation into the fatal shooting of a health care executive in Manhattan enters its fourth day, the FBI says it is offering a reward of up to $50,000 for information leading to an arrest a...
cnn.it
December 7, 2024 at 10:13 PM
still less the the hospital bill for giving birth to my son
The Red Riding series might just be some of the best books I’ve ever read
December 7, 2024 at 7:38 PM
The Red Riding series might just be some of the best books I’ve ever read
chat I now have alien cum discharge
will report back if I get blue alien like pussy discharge from it bc honestly that would just be neat
December 7, 2024 at 6:47 PM
chat I now have alien cum discharge